To those of you who have a toy stuck so deep in your ass that you have stumbled across this thread, try this before going to the emergency room and suffering great embarrassment: one long and VERY slow 2 quart salt/soda enema.
A few nights ago I got a 10 inch dildo stuck so far up inside me that not even my wife could get at it with her small hands. She panicked a little and wanted to go to the hospital but before we started getting ready to leave I convinced her to give me a warm 2 quart salt/soda enema and held it for 10 minutes. There was no real discomfort, just a lot if massaging to get the water around the toy and then POW! A very strong urge came over me to expel and I did. The toy came shooting out with a bunch of clear water.