Enemas in the future

Since we can no longer walk into a pharmacy and pick out a nice enema bag and all of the other references to enemas are disappearing from hospitals etc., what does the future hold for us klismos? A Japanese firm has an aftermarket toilet seat equipped to give enemas but that has been the extent of the technology. So as it stands, we've come from a Gourd Funnel up our butts to a Can and finally a Rubber Bag. Maybe some enema taking workers from Kohler could design an attachment that would fit directly into the shower system with heat and volume controls so we don't blow ourselves up with the shower nozzle attachment. Any other ideas out there?

U can order anything and everything off the internet. I suspect that enema equipment purchased on line exceeds anyones expectations. Its fast, easy and discrete. Its just another way to shop.

How about additive manufacturing / 3D printing of nozzles? If you can design it, you can make your own nozzle at home! No need for a lathe, etc. The future is already here. Myself, I'd still stick to the old fashioned bag nonetheless no matter high tech the nozzle!

I think we in the U.S. will eventually become like the U.K., where you have to visit a sex toy shop to but fountain syringes, etc. Or, maybe like Japan, where all the drug stores carry are the little "figs" of glycerine.

I've been thinking that we could computerize the process by way of a program that would allow you to choose the person giving you an enema. It would be tied into an inserted nozzle and be controlled by the choices made by the recipient, cold, hot, fast etc. So you could sit at the computer and the screen would have a view of your feet in stirrups with you looking into some woman's face while the enema is filling you up.

Virtual Enemas, real orgasms. I would by this program in a heartbeat, it would be better than solo.

How about vending machines. I believe in Japan you can buy "used panties" from a vending machine in certain districts. Maybe we need an "Enema District"....

With the advent of low-cost 3D printers, perhaps we'll be able to design nozzles and print them out for our own use. Or maybe I'll e-mail you the great nozzle file I just found online and you can print one out and give it a try for yourself. Obviously there are a lot of interesting possibilities for this technology.

Has anyone actually tried making a nozzle with a 3D printer? Are the materials safe/suitable for that?

Define your parameters for "Safe" and the question approaches answerable.

Don't forget- you're processing materials at elevated temperatures so breakdown products are a potential deal breaker. Some plastics degrade in processing unless you're really careful.

ABS and PLA are the two entry contenders for "affordable" printers using even thinkably viable materials. The Stereolithography resins are dicey for intimate body contact despite some trial medical uses.

One potential fail is the surface texture of many FDM machines that might defy sanitation if used in body fluid etc contact areas. Amusingly- the texture of one past object I had become intimately FOND of in my teens- retained lubriciant most erotically and pleasurably stimulated me. So the texture ma or ma not be an issue but the biohazard of retaining "stuff" is to be monitored.

Powder Sintered printers are also a wild card. Same reasons. There's a case outside case of metals or ceramics. though. but those are either printed as "Lost Wax" AkA "Investment" castings or as said- powder sintered.

If cost were no issue? Shapeways will print in Stainless.