J-lube enema

Has anyone tried using J-lube for an enema?

It's a powdered lube and you can mix it thin or thick and gelatinous?

I'd love to make a nice thick enema out of it.

I'm interested in trying this but hoping to hear someone chime in on.

Is it safe to take all that lube up the ass or will I be so lubed up I'll be shitting myself for days?

I have read somewhere, and it is easily tested that salt will cause Jlube to dissolve.

A large component of J-lube is sugar (sucrose), which will provide food for the bacteria in your colon. I would expect you would have a lot of gas.

Considering that J-lube can be used to help in calving and foaling, I can envision that there might be after effects for a few days. Isn't that what rinse enemas or diapers are for?

I've tried it. It doesn't flow readily from a bag but you can use a Higginson pump to get it in. It is a different feeling, and facilitates inserting long colon tubes. But is is hard to expel, so you need some rinse enemas afterward.

I was thinking this could be a lasting enema with affects felt for sometime after. Don't trust any farts!

Miss Stress is correct. Unless some action is taken you will need to be near the toilet for at least 24 hours after a 2qt J-lube enema. Dulcolax suppositories will get the stuff moving quickly enough but expect to have to use two suppositories and after they work wait an hour and then use two more or a warm, soapy enema.

Http://www.ivis.org/docarchive/P1486.1204.pdf

J lube is used in equine births where foal dystocia and assisted birth is common. Research in rats and horses involved uniform death and toxicity with J lube in the peritoneal cavity, which is not seen with its use in the uterus. In theory, if you perforated your colon while giving a J lube enema, your risk of death may greatly increase. A perforated colon is high risk anyway. But if you're planning an aggressive colon tube insertion with it, you may want to think twice. There's high risk, then there's death wish. Just FYI.

Yes, I have. It is wonderful. Mix up a small amout. About 1/2 cup of jlube powder to 1quart of water. Stir and let sit for a day it two. I let it sit so all the j lube will desolve. After it has set, mix with 2 to 4 quarts of hot water and stir. Use a barium enema bag with a 1/2 inch wide hose. Or somthing comparable. Great feeling going in.

I imagine that would feel like a marine mammal ejaculating inside of me. Certainly interesting dirty thoughts! I didn't know about the salt content in J lube. Good to know!

It is perfectly safe to use.

Even thin, you will have trouble getting it to flow down the tubes unless they are WIDE diameter.

We know, we did it.

Sounds like getting barium to flow down a tube. The BaE disposable bags I've seen have a wide bore tubing.

What's the point? Unless you're deliberately trying to lubricate a large surface area portion of the colon, how is it going to feel any different than water?

The consistency and stringiness of the J-Lube and the way it flows through the colon makes the sensation different. They way two quarts of it goes down the toilet is different too.

Hmmm... I guess I'm going to have to try this some day when I'm free to be chained to the bathroom for a day. Sounds like a rainy day activity.

How much? 2 qts? A full fill up with 4?

Might as well plan on a bathtub party with the deep toys later on while I'm at it.

Not sure how it'll flow out a barium nozzle, but I guess I'll find out.

Cleanup of your bag and tubing will be lengthy.

Yeah, I agree with the cleaning of the bag. I would either just throw it out, or get a disposable one to start with.

Mashie

I think I'll pass, then. I don't want to mess up my Klystra 4qt and tubing.

Yeah, I agree with the cleaning of the bag. I would either just throw it out, or get a disposable one to start with.

Mashie

A disposable one will have a small hole at the bag/hose connection and the J-Lube may not even flow.

A 60 cc catheter tip syringe will let you easily syringe it in two ounces at a time.

This sounds like something fun to try with diapers. I'm not fully sure I'd do it but it is an interesting idea. I'd take mashie's suggestion of a disposable or cheap replacement enema kit to.

I inject 250 cc's of j-lube when i do extreme deep anal play the stringy mess it causes can also be fun

LOL @AnnieM.

BTW Welcome to Zity.

I've been doing j-lube enemas for years. Because it's hard to clean I use a stainless steel enema bucket and large hose.

The viscosity of the j-lube makes it a bit slow to flow in smaller hoses. I usually mix mine to be really thick so it goes deep inside and around

the turns of the colon. I try to dump as much in me as I can get trying to make it get all the way through the colon and large intestines.

My usual mix is 2 quarts water, about half a cup of j-lube, a cup of vodka, and two crushed viagra. The viscosity of the j-lube makes the intake of the vodka and viagra slow but long lasting. It feels awesome being inside you as it's almost as if it's one large solid mass all the way through your body. When you dump it out it's almost as if the entire mass moves from the farthest point out your hole. People always say watch out because it'll kill you if you get it in your periodontal cavity. Well no shit. I think if any part of your intestine would rupture you'd be in bad shape anyway. It's sure softer than shit and way less abrasive and has almost no friction. It flows so freely and goes around those things that just hang out inside you for years. It's the best flush to make sure you're cleaned out. Just a word of caution, it takes a good day to get out of you.

I've been doing j-lube enemas for years. Because it's hard to clean I use a stainless steel enema bucket and large hose.

The viscosity of the j-lube makes it a bit slow to flow in smaller hoses. I usually mix mine to be really thick so it goes deep inside and around

the turns of the colon. I try to dump as much in me as I can get trying to make it get all the way through the colon and large intestines.

My usual mix is 2 quarts water, about half a cup of j-lube, a cup of vodka, and two crushed viagra. The viscosity of the j-lube makes the intake of the vodka and viagra slow but long lasting. It feels awesome being inside you as it's almost as if it's one large solid mass all the way through your body. When you dump it out it's almost as if the entire mass moves from the farthest point out your hole. People always say watch out because it'll kill you if you get it in your periodontal cavity. Well no shit. I think if any part of your intestine would rupture you'd be in bad shape anyway. It's sure softer than shit and way less abrasive and has almost no friction. It flows so freely and goes around those things that just hang out inside you for years. It's the best flush to make sure you're cleaned out. Just a word of caution, it takes a good day to get out of you.

Very good.

People generally talk about periodontal POCKETS.

You meant to write PERITONEAL cavity.