Crisco as a lube

My wife has had a series of surgeries and treatments for cancer and as a result her vaginal secretions have greatly deminished. I was with her when she asked her GYN, a really nice older fellow, what she might use for lube and blusing he said: "Well, Crisco is still considered the best." My wife and I laughed all the way home thinking about greasy sex. We have not tried it but I am wondering if any here have and have any stories/comments? Thanks in advance.

I knew a colon therapist (no longer in practice) in the upper midwest who used crisco for lubing the speculum/nozzle. That was how she was taught. I have never tried, but then I do not cook with crisco normally.

Crisco is harmful to rubber. So it's no good with condoms or latex enema gear (such as a latex double balloon rectal catheter). It's going out of style.

I like olive oil as a lubricant. The thick, darker colored oil is best. It's thick, incredibly slippery, and yet still cleans up relatively easily.

I've used olive oil , crisco cooking oil, and butter among other stuff. 😉

My wife has had a series of surgeries and treatments for cancer and as a result her vaginal secretions have greatly deminished. I was with her when she asked her GYN, a really nice older fellow, what she might use for lube and blusing he said: "Well, Crisco is till considered the best." My wife and I laughed all the way home thinking about greasy sex. We have not tried it but I am wondering if any here have and have any stories/comments??? Thanks in advance.

Your wife's gynecologist was either joking or a jerk. Crisco is definitely NOT the best for the vagina. Use something water soluble, especially if your wife has had cancer and doesn't have the normal secretions in her vagina. Even the "water based" silicone lubes are better than crisco. You need something that you can clean out well, and unless you plan to clean the inside with soap and a scrub brush, her vagina will be a haven for bacteria and infections. Crisco for anal stuff is fine, but for my tastes, aside from the health issues of crisco in the vagina, Crisco is much too thick and pasty for vaginal sex. Yes, we've tried it, and It has too much drag and I don't feel the texture of my husband's penis with such a thick lube. So it gets a hands down for health and not having a natural feeling. Even KY is too thick. REAL pussy juice is thin and slippery---not thick and pasty.

There is a cold cream which is designed for removing make-up called Alboline. It is actually a watered down version of vaseline. It is as greasy as vaseline but much easier to clean up.

Crisco is harmful to rubber?

Just found this out.

THANKS FOR THE WARNING!

I never used it but have been told to try it or Olive Oil.

Ciao

Crisco is harmful to rubber?

Just found this out.

THANKS FOR THE WARNING!

I never sued it but have been told to try it or Olive Oil.

Ciao

ANY OIL either animal (lard), vegetable (crisco paste, wesson, olive oil, etc) or mineral oil, baby oil, vaseline, etc will destroy latex rubber goods.

One other warning---silicone lubes will destroy silicone colon tubes and silicone balloon catheters.

Jimbeaux suggested Alboline as a lubricant. It is OK for fisting, but it contains petroleum and will ruin rubber products. It works well for fisting, and might be relabeled ELBOWLENE.

I've only used Crisco as lube once, when fist fucking a guy from out of town at an airport hotel. It was my first time fisting. He had a more experienced guy there to instruct me. We took turns. This guy was young, handsome and hot. No one would ever guess he was into fisting or even gay. He had obviously taken high volume enemas to clean himself out. It was very hot. The next day he emailed my several pictures of me with my fist in his hot ass. I learned a tip about using Crisco: clean up with liquid dish washing detergent. This guy travels with a plastic container of Crisco, dish washing detergent, and apparantly enema equipment capable of deep clean out. How he gets through TSA is a mystery to me. But, I'm not complaining. It was a very erotic adventure. And I can mark one more thing off my "bucket list".

^^^^ He gets through because what he carries isn't illegal.

It just gets you and your stuff looked at a lot by TSA officials when they check your bags.

When I have been checked going through security and they examined all my enema and S&M stuff in baggage to be checked (NOT carried on), they just winked and told me to be careful.

When I'm traveling with my fetish garb, I dress respectably, not like a whore (I save that for the scenes). I don't want to get arrested for anything like prostitution, which would put a real damper into travelling.

Switchablesusie, you are once again an inspiration. I travelled from my winter Ft. Lauderdale home to my Washington, DC home for a few days recently -- think Antarctica with 20 ft. piles of snow at every interection. I travelled with no equipment, knowing that what I needed was in DC. I would have packed my 8 oz. bulb (for a quick clean out prior to anal sex), but feared a TSA inspection. Fortunately, I had another bulb in DC and was able to clean out, before the most intimate experience with my lover. I wish I had your positive attitude. But, I'm doing fine for now.

I'm starting to feel like a mad scientist. I really enjoyed the sensation from Dr. Bronner's Peppermint and I've started trying out different things to see what kind of sensations they give. Thus far, cough drops, Chapstick spearmint, Tiger Balm, Vick's, ginger root, and my experimental creation of Crisco mixed with peppermint extract have all found their way into and around my anus.

I mixed about 1/8th of a cup of Crisco with a little less than 1 tsp. of extract. A little dab produced pleasant cool feelings for about a half hour.

The ginger root has me thinking. I'd like to try making ginger extract but I'm impatient and would like to try something NOW. 😄

I thought about boiling it for a while but the problems there are that I don't know how long to boil it to achieve a decent concentration of ginger in the water and the fact that it would be WATER which is notorious for not playing well with oil.

So. What about melting Crisco and letting it simmer for awhile with ginger shavings in it? I'm certain that essence of ginger or whatever you call it will be leeched into the oil.

What do you think? And any other ideas for mixing with Crisco?

The Colon therapist mentioned in an earlier post who used crisco, had equipment that had metal or very hard plastic nozzles. It has been at least 15 years since I have seen her, so my memory is a bit foggy. However, She did not have rubber or latex equipment.

I remember my aunt used to always use Crisco as a lubricant for my cousin's enemas. This was rural Midwest America in the 50's so I am sure the Crisco was a step up from lard. It was a utilitarian society back then. (smile)

As for traveling with enema equipment and sex toys, etc., if you are embarrassed or worried about it, simply check the bag you are carrying it in. If it is legal you won't have a problem. On the other hand if you are carrying a bag of pot and a 9mm next to your enema bag, you might have a problem. If you stay legal, TSA doesn't give a rat's ass what you are carrying.

. . . . As for traveling with enema equipment and sex toys, etc., if you are embarrassed or worried about it, simply check the bag you are carrying it in. If it is legal you won't have a problem. . . .

That's true, but they still hand search bags "to be checked" if they see something on X-Ray they want to check out. That has happened to me. They opened my bag and made me wait while they took everything out (enema bag, double balloon catheters, restraints, lots of other goodies) and laid it on a table.

NMAguy,

I haven't tried it -- and probably won't -- but I'm pretty sure that ginger shavings in melted Crisco will result in ginger 'flavored' Crisco. It seems inevitable that any liquid substance will absorb the essential oils of the ginger. You might want to keep it to a fairly low concentration until you do a bit of careful experimentation.

ldb

I just used some crisco as lube for my dildo the other day. I could tell no difference between it and maximus lube. The only difference is that it didn't drip everywhere, which is a big plus. I'm curious to see what other fun I can get into with it.

Several years ago, I visited an e-nurse in LA. Upon arrival, she had me drop my pants to me knees and turn around. She then put a glove on, stick a finger in a can of Crisco and put it in my ass. She said, "good" finish getting undressed and get on the table. She then gave me an enema with the nozzle dipped in the Crisco. After expulsion, she gave me a prostate massage with more Crisco. I had no problems with it and the suddenness of having a Crisco covered finger in my ass is still a source of a very happy memory.

I have used crisco as a lube in the past it works wonders. I have noticed that some porn flics i've seen in the past that deal with fisting the fister uses a white lube that looks like crisco. But when i used it with toy play on my sub it seem we did not have to relube up as often.

I find it quite unusual that someone would suggest crisco for vaginal use, as someone pointed out before, You may want to try J-lube (another fisting fave) which you can get on-line or through a large animal vet supply store. I tend to dislike the loss of sensation with crisco, although I have known some to mix tiger balm in to "spice" it up a bit. that being said that was all to do with anal play and not vaginal. some other neat home made lubes are Corn Startch and xanthan gum. The corn starch you have to boil to a gel like consistency and is quite safe for vaginal, xanthan gum I have used vaginally without trouble as well and it doesn't require the boiling, although I have always had a bit of a concern with using it vaginally as I am under the impression it is an active enzyme which could cause other issues when used

Crisco works as a great lube. I use it on my play partner when I fuck him in the ass🍆🍑

Wasn't Loretta Lynne a big promoter of Crisco? Wonder if she used it for other things besides cooking. 😃

I’ve tried crisco,vegetable oil, olive oil and doc johnsons lube,peanut and canola oil. Olive oil is my favorite as it is very slippery and good for you!

Crisco works as a great lube. I use it on my play partner when I fuck him in the ass🍆🍑

@chelle300 You could use whatever you want on me! 😜😉😘🌹

I have never used Crisco as a lube for sex, but I have seen it used for colonics and enemas. Home operators of colonics in Chicago always used this

I posted here previously about going to a fishing camp in northern Ontario many years ago. While there I needed to take an enema and used my folding syringe, but for lube all I could find in the cabin was a jar of bacon grease on the old wood stove. It sounds odd to explain, but it worked. That's all I can say about it. Haven't used bacon grease for that purpose since.

Some articles say Crisco or other "greasy" lubricants can carry bacteria and aren't safe. Others (even some gynocologists) say they are safe. The only issue I see is that they are harder to wash off. Other lubes - Like J-Lube - have a lot a sugar which can also breed bacteria and probably aren't good to use vaginally.

Bacon grease??? Sure, any port in a storm!!! 😄

Crisco, Vaseline, J-Lube, all are my go to lubes. Crisco is easy to purchase vs Vaseline, always paranoid being spotted at the checkout by family or friends but the great thing I like about Crisco is I can shape it into a ball or anything that will fit in my ass and freeze it. After a serious anal pounding I’ll insert a few frozen balls followed by plug,lay back and relax for 30 minutes then resume pounding my ass again with a rectom full of melted lube. So nice.