My first genital exam was aged 7 during my first Junior School medical (UK, 1960). It was all new to me and a little baffling. I recall being given a thorough 'strip wash' by my mother the night before 'So you'll be nice and clean for your examination'. I should mention that I grew up in a fairly run - down working class area of a coal - mining / factories / railways town. We did not have a proper bathroom (yes, it really was the tin bath in front of the fire - a luxury more often afforded to my older sisters but not to me). My mother found it easier to literally stand me in the huge stone sink in the kitchen (which would be filled with warm / hot water - coming up almost to my knees) and use soap / sponge / flannel on me in situ!!
Doctors were authority figures who were respected and who had to be deferred to! My mother did not attend the school exam so I was not really sure what to expect. She had told me that I would have to get undressed (which is why I had to be 'nice and clean') & she had bought me new underwear!! I was reminded to mind my manners, be polite and do exactly what the doctor said.
Essentially what happened was this. All of the boys in my class (there were 23 of us) were shepherded down to the school hall. There were lots of screens down the far end (behind which were hidden the doctors and nurses). Arranged around 3 walls were wooden PT benches. The strict accompanying / supervising teacher simply told us to take off all of our clothes, apart from our underwear, and to fold them neatly and put them under the bench. This we did with a mixture of excitement and slight apprehension. The polished wooden parquet floor felt slightly cool under my bare feet.
Any chattering / whispering etc was swiftly quashed. We were expected to sit in silence and read until our name was called out to see the doctor. Anyone who talked, laughed, whispered or misbehaved was unceremoniously hauled out and spanked in front of everyone. My name was 5th in the register. I had seen the first four boys disappear behind the screens and re-appear (to return and sit on the benches) about 15 minutes later. I was nervous when I heard a nurse call out my name and beckon me forward, to go behind the screens.
School nurses were also authority figures. They usually appeared to be quite stern and unsmiling. The nurse had some forms I could see. She briskly asked me my name and date of birth, address etc (presumably to confirm I was the correct boy!!). She then checked my hair for headlice, looked behind my ears, checked my hands and fingernails (all personal hygiene sort of things) and generally looked me up and down. All instructions were very perfunctory "Come here" "Get on the scales" "Stand there" etc....all sharp imperatives. No chit - chat. She weighed me, measured my height, measured my waist etc.
"Wait here" she said and took some forms behind another screen to the doctor. I had a big surprise then. As she went round one side of the screen, the previous boy came round into the nurse's area. He was stark naked, carrying his underwear. I sort of gulped, realising that I might have to take my underwear off. I wanted to ask him something but dared not speak. The nurse reappeared. "Right. Doctor will see you now." (To me) "What are you waiting for? Come along. Get dressed. Hurry up!" (To the other boy)
I went around the screen. The doctor (yes - white coat, stethoscope etc) was sitting behind a desk. I was in awe of him. Wary too. All of these school doctors had a very brisk, avuncular manner and spoke with clipped, cut glass tones (in stark contrast to the guttural local dialect). Plus, they always spoke in the third person! "Right. How are we today?" (in my mind...I was thinking....I am OK...but I do not know how you are feeling!). I was tongue - tied...not sure how to answer. "Come along boy. Chop! Chop! Cat got your tongue?" (I knew that expression)..."No Sir" (must mind my manners). "Good. Good. Splendid...and it's Doctor, not Sir. So, how are we?" "Very well, Sir..... I mean Doctor. Thank you." "Splendid! Splendid! Good lad. Right, let's have a look at you, shall we?"
Thereafter it was the usual shining a light down the ears, into the eyes, down the throat. Wooden spatula on the tongue. Saying 'Ahhh' etc. Temperature taken. Blood pressure taken. That was a first to me...I found it a bit scary "Nothing to worry about. Just relax. Good lad. Splendid!!" etc. I had to take my vest off to be steth'd...I recall it feeling cold on the bare skin. Then lie down on an exam table for abdominal palpation, 'tapping' etc., etc. Then sitting on the edge while he tested my reflexes.
I was still a bit nervy when he asked me to stand in front of him. The school doctors always used the following quaint euphemisms. The first time....I did not know what on earth he was talking about. "Right. Now I just need to check your back passage and see what's going on down below. So, just slip your underpants off for me, there's a good boy."
I did. He went and stood behind me and asked me to bend over, he had his little pen light on. I felt horribly, horribly embarrassed...showing my bottom to the doctor! He asked me to part my cheeks, but I did not understand. He sort of tutted and said "Good lad. Never mind. Stay still. I felt his hand on my bum (which felt very odd) as he parted my butt cheeks. I could feel a sort of cool draught of air around my nether regions. "Put your hands here."(He moved my hands on to my bottom) "Splendid!" I was aware that he was peering up my backside, shining a light into it!! Oh my. "Good lad. Nearly done."
He came and half - squatted in front of me and asked me to spread my legs slightly. Then he cupped my juvenile balls. I flinched...not because it hurt, but because his hands were cold down there. It sort of tickled, felt tingly, felt....weird as he gently palpated "Good lad. Good lad. Now...just turn your head to the left and...cough. Good. Good. Again. Good...other way...Splendid! Good lad." He then held my small penis and gently attempted to retract my foreskin...it went back a little way & hurt very slightly, but he seemed satisfied. I was still slightly shocked by all of this.
"Right. Right. All done. All fine. Run along now and get dressed. Chop! Chop! There's a good lad." I absent - mindedly picked up my underwear and wandered back into the nurse's area in a sort of little trance / daze. The next boy to go in stared at me, standing there naked. I noticed that little look of potential embarassment / slight fear on his face. The nurse "In you go!" (To him). "What are you standing there for? Get dressed. Hurry up!" (To me). Of course, I meekly complied then went out to sit on the bench again. We had to stay there until everyone had been examined. I think there were two nurses and two doctors working in tandem, to speed things up. Once everyone had been examined, we were ordered to get dressed and then we returned to class....