Spotting a spankable bottom at Walmart

What really happened is I went to shop and had spanking on my mind. Every girl I saw, I thought wow I'd like to spank her or man, I'll bet she would be a top! This went on a goodly part of the time. I noticed a larger girl (BBW?) and didn't pay a lot of attention but started rubbing my butt. I had on shorts and panties underneath. It was by the eggplants I remember. She said something and smiled but I couldn't hear it. I just smiled and kept going along. I fantasized that I heard her say "you rubbed your butt like you want a spanking". Embarrassed I said well, what do you mean? She said "I saw you rub your butt and could see the top of your ass crack (I think her seeing it might be true)". Well, wishful thinking I guess. What are we supposed to do, walk up and say "nice butt, I'd like to give you a spanking" or "I want you to top me and give me an OTK, bare bottom spanking". We have more-complicated lives is my point!

I'm sure we all drag little incidents from our lives into fantasies...

Eloise

Well Mister you should have turned around and asked her if she would repeat her question to you. You might very well have found a nice spanking partner that day. She might have even been a Domme....you never know till you ask.

That is my biggest problem/hindrance to meeting nice women. I never really learned how to flirt so I am a real horses patoot when it gets down to the nitty gritty. In a perfect world I might have worked up the gumption to say yes I would love a spanking from a cute gal like yourself.....and then after the 'ball starts rolling' just go with the flow. Ask for her number and then DO CALL HER when you get home or get to your truck.

I might just head over to Walmart today to check on a couple things. If I do I think I will wear my all black outfit. After all if you're gonna go fishing you may as well take the right bait right???

Most BBW girls would love to hear that someone likes their body. So if you had said..

"you have a lovely big bottom"...that would have gotten the conversation started....and then you could have later slipped in the comment .." I like to spank big bottoms" .

You will be surprised how women will respond and get more bottoms to spank.

Well, with all due respect Kathi, if a guy told me I had a big bottom, no matter what he said before it or after it, it would not be received well. Now if he just said something like, "nice butt" or anything as long as he didn't make a reference to me being a BBW it would be good.

Maybe you are more comfortable in your skin than I am and my friends are, and comments of the like don't bother you. If this is the case, I bow my head to you in respect, you are more woman that I am, and I didn't mean that as a BBW pun either.

However, I do believe most women in my country would be offended by such a comment, and probably isn't the best advice for the poor lad in helping him with an effective pick-up line. It would most likely be ill received and cause the boy trouble. Next time just tell them to start singing that one song, "I like big butts and I cannot lie...", then if his message isn't well received he can at least gain his dignity back and recover slightly by saying something like, "oh Shreck, I love that movie, it cracks me up everytime." It's sly, but a good cover, lol.

Guys seriously, please don't tell a woman that they have a large anything, unless it's a smile. Trust me on this please. Good luck with the ladies friends.

Mashie

Yes, I think the "you have a luvly bottom" comment would certainly get things rolling!

I would love to go to Walmart and look at enema supplies and have a Dr/Dom tell me what to buy and where to meet him!

There's no reason you cannot pick up that WONDERFUL bath brush on your way in and carry it through all your shopping!

I'm afraid that most of this will stay in fantasy. the likelihood of really meeting someone this way is small. We can always hope tho. I've always wished tht when buying a bag at Wal-mart the yourng female clerk would say,"Do you need help using that?": but it hasn't happened

I'm reminded of an article I read in Playboy one time (yes there are articles but I bought it for the PICTURES) that included pick-up lines for various locations. One of them involved standing at the meat counter with a huge standing rib roast or other prime cut and asking the woman you are interested in, "Do I just boil this up like a hot dog?' Good luck.

LOL have to laugh at what you can buy at Walmart in the States (known as ASDA in the UK), its amazing that such things are on sale. We certainly couldn't get the supplies you do with our weekly grocery shopping. The limit in our stores like that are Durex (condoms) and KY gel, which gets embarrasing enough when purchasing, never mind anything else!!

Just because you wouldn't buy a bag at Walmart does not mean you cannot carry it around in your cart as a conversation starter. Worst thing that happens is you have to put it back where you found it.

Yes we do have complicated lives. I would hate to be embarassed in public after trying something like that.