Urethral Temp

I like to do an abdominal puncture and get the temperature of the liver. . . . just like the coroners when they want to estimate the time of death! 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

Ss, and just how often have you had the opportunity to take at temperature in this manner? Is this the protocol in your hospital?

Just my two cents worth. I ALWAYS perform urethral, vaginal, and then rectal temperatures (in that order). It's true the readings are typically identical within 1/2 a degree or so, but an amateur gynecologist can never be too thorough....

That would be my reason for doing a urethral temperature. Just because I can as Miss. The play with the mind is part of the fun.

The important thing with thermometers is breakage, not only might you get shards of glass where you don't want them but mercury going into your blood can be a killer. So do be careful with glass thermometers.

Dax

Ss, and just how often have you had the opportunity to take at temperature in this manner? Is this the protocol in your hospital?

I hope you realize that's a joke. They only do that on dead people.l

I put my g/f on her back during play and lubed a thermoter. parted her lips and slowly inserted into her ureathra. she didn't like it at first but once i went in several inches pleasure came over her face

Sorry dr pervert, but I have to call them like I see them, and I don't believe a word of your tale. A urethral temperature is not medically valid for anything and no doctor in his right mind would take a urethral temperature for fear of perforating the urethra and/or introducing bacterial contamination.

Urethral temps are great fun in play scenarios, so fess up. Was this a play examination?

Inquiring minds want to know.

LadyDoc

Ditto, Ladydocisin.

Yes it was a play session. I would rather let the reader decide for themselves on whether it is true or not. I don't think everyone posts only facts.

Yes it was a play session. I would rather let the reader decide for themselves on whether it is true or not. I don't think everyone posts only facts.

If you want to tell a story, do it in the stories section.

Do not confuse real and play examinations or say what happened during a play exam was a real medical exam.

I went to a playdoctor some years back in Halifax UK who did a quadruple temperature check.

Anus, Penis,Underarm and Oral all at once with 4 seperate digital thermometers.

Probably the biggest medfet turn on I have ever had

My play doc does this. He preps me... like he would for a catheter. Then, he lubricates a sterile glass (or electronic) thermometer with sterile gel, inserts the tip into my meatus, aligns it and SLOWLY and gently puts it into me, about 2" (5cm). The feeling of it (going in) is erotic and VERY stimulating to me... so much so that I often hold my breath or gasp as I feel it going in. When it's in, it feels vaguely like I need to urinate... but it's also still very pleasurable. He will often leave it in for 10 minutes, "just to get a good reading", in his words. Lol! (I am not prone to UTI's and have never had an infection or any injury from this.)

Between 11 & 12, I got a hold of two rectal thermometers. One obviously was for my rectum, the other I kept separate and clean, always wiping with alcohol after washing, after and before each use. I began inserting and withdrawing the rectal thermometer a little bit each time, this is what led me eventually into urethral play. To this very day the feelings are very intense. And as has already been mentioned, using glass rods requires extreme care and gentleness, that is why after I was on my own, I moved to polished surgical stainless sounds.

G.N.

Actually I have done a number of urethral temperatures during play exams. I use a digital thermometer from CVS that has a particularly long and somewhat flexible tip. The tip is about 4mm diameter (Fr 12) and perfectly smooth and rounded. After about 2" it tapers to a considerably larger size body. It is unbreakable, can't get "lost" and it is easy to sterilize. I will do the urethral temperature first, followed by vaginal and finally rectal. The temperature readings are consistent. A urethral temperature is a good way to start with a patient who is unaccustomed to urethral play. The thermometer does not look as intimidating as a catheter or sound and yet it is of sufficient size to give her a very stimulating experience. The vast majority of patients who try it like it and we go on to other procedures.

I've had this done to me a time or two 😳

Joy-ful,

did you enjoy it ? 😃

G.N.

I admit I absolutely do enjoy it, but I'm quite twisted 😃

I always include a urethral temp as part of the exams i give. Only of course if the patient desires to include it in her exam. I always use a digital thermometer never a glass one. Sterile lube from a tube. I let the lube drop onto the thermometer without letting the tube touch anything but the inside of the cap. I prefer tubes because the lube in packets sometimes burns for some reason especially with caths.

Joy-ful,

You are absolutely no more or less twisted than any other of us here. Because you enjoy an enhanced aspect of sexuality, it puts you just a step ahead of those who are stuck in the hum drum "vanilla" sex rut. In fact, I have learned over the years that a little 'twisted' is what makes the difference 😁

G.N.

Its a shame they dont make a thermometer with a flexable end about 4" long.

Urethral temps--SO delicious... has anyone ever tried in further--perhaps eltting the probe tip rest within the prostate?

As for the thermometer reaching the prostate, I've never seen one long enough to do so. I've had digital thermometers inserted to where the thermometer begins to widen (about 3") certainly not far enough to reach the prostate.

Yes, my play doc inserted a thermometer about an inch into my urethra and one into my rectum at the same time.

That sounds awesome, Nor. I bet you were a happy guy 😃

Dear frends, i use a very classical glass termometer, it's diameter is very close to the urethral one. At the end what's is very cool is not to get the temperature 😃 .... but to feel the end of termometer just close to the penis base .... with just some small strokes on the tip, and a lot of precum as lube ... it's amaiziong 😃

Clearly I clean very well the glass temometer before insetions...

Have had rectal, vaginal and urethral temperatures taken at the same time during a play exam. Very humiliating but very intense as well!!!! But PLEASE make sure that the instruments are clean.

dear frends, i use a very classical glass termometer, it's diameter is very close to the urethral one. At the end what's is very cool is not to get the temperature 😃 .... but to feel the end of termometer just close to the penis base .... with just some small strokes on the tip, and a lot of precum as lube ... it's amaiziong 😃

Clearly I clean very well the glass temometer before insetions...

I didn't know if it was wise for me dadodado, to click on 'Insert quote' because you'd likely insert that to the 'penis base' too!

Without wanting to call you out too strongly on this - what are you thinking of?

Is it that you want mercury poisoning from your 'very classical' glass thermometer or will you settle for the ER and explaining you have broken glass in your urethra? Either will be the likely outcome

If you use a glass thermometer insert it no more than a little way into the urethral meatus. Far better to use a digital probe type anyway.

We use a lab safety thermometer for urethral temps. It's plastic with a blue dye in it, can be sterilized and is much, much safer. When I think of the risks we took at one time, it gives me the willies!

I have never had a urethral temp but it sounds like it could be fun.

I would say GLASS is a NO NO any time :'(