OMG so embarassing buying enema equipment!

Hi Susie,

I am surprised that you would call us perverts. Considering that you have been a strong proponent of recreational enemas here, I guess it is just you acknowledging that even considering today's internet information and all, we are still a small minority. No matter what anybody says, those of us who enjoy our enemas are indeed perverts. I enjoy your comments and information. Keep it up.

We're ALL fucking perverts and debauched, base, degenerate, lascivious, libidinous, decadent individuals!

We're going to rot in hell, but that's OK because all our friends will be there.

There you go Susie, being subtle again

Oh Dan, I looked right at her. Not the whole time, but most of it. Maybe that's what the look was for. Maybe she just hadn't seen one of those go out before. I figured I had plenty of reasons to be buying it.

I even had some Albolene in there. Guess I should have thrown in some Castile and ky

Am I the only one that always buys something else with whatever enema paraphernalia I'm buying? Im never just going to buy an enema bag or a tube of lubricating jelly by itself. So sometimes I feel silly because I will buy whatever and something cheap like a pack of gum lol. That certainly conceals the fact that the main intent of coming there was to buy an enema bag! Sometimes I will be really frisky and checkout with a box of rubber gloves, lube, and glycerine. I bet that really throws them comepletely off! I swear to god that the last time I checked out with those items at wal-mart the girl asked me if I was a doctor lol!!!

You should have told her that you were just a doctor on Yahoo and Enema groups only.

Dan

The only true solution to this is to go totally millennial and buy online. Seriously buying a nice 4 qt silicon bag from Amazon that is discreetly shipped with an assortment of nozzles is far superior to anything you can buy at CVS... No potential for the nosy neighbor factor and you can customize your rig... when you get a little more adventurous, you go to Silicon Nozzels and wait out the unreasonable back order for your customized nozzles. Add a little Dr bronners peppermint Castille soap and you have the makings of a party that a lot of folks here at this site would certainly RSVP for!

@switchablesusie What can I say. We humans love sex, food, and for some enemas!

Just a note to all on Zity. I was a distributor of medical supplies. I do have many enema items, vaginal speculums, analscopes, enema bags and bulbs, buckets for sale and more. I can sell them to you and ship them without any problems. I am going to put them on here under items for sale when I find out how.

Feel free to contact me in the mean time and ask what I have. Less embarrassing. I am in AZ.

Talk about repressed! Wow, but I had no idea that people felt that way about buying personal items. As I previously related, my husband went out and bought us our enema bag after we got married. He didn't seem to mind, but then again he was alone. I've sent him on errands for lots of things including a breast pump after our first child was born.

Whenever I buy enema bags at the local pharmacy, I always like to see the reaction on the woman’s face when I ask where the enema bags are. I have often asked if they use enemas as well. Sometimes they will blush. Hehehe. I used to get embarrassed many years ago but not so much anymore. I use it as an opportunity to find a potential enemate

An FYI: Went to a Walmart today, and was looking for the bags, and wound up asking a clerk if the had enema bags. She showed me a hot water bottle, but said she didn't have the hose and nozzles, because (apparently) they are going to discontinue the enema bags, as the disposables are now $0.88 each.

I'm not as bothered by this as I was when I was younger. If I need something now I just go get it.

Same sentiment here. I buy enemas as needed and when they're on sale too. I mostly buy mineral oil disposables and oftentimes the Fleet Enema Extras and the volume packs (4 or 6) of the regular sized enemas (store brand usually), especially when they're on sale. I also buy and use suppositories and hemmorhoidal wipes on a semi regular basis.

Unlike some folks I actually prefer to go to the same store (my local Walgreen) every time I need to make these purchases, and most of the time it's one of three clerks or the manager, all of whom I have made these purchases from dozens of times over the past few years. I am obviously "that guy (person) who buys the enemas," or at least one of them.

I'm comfortable buying those things there, everyone is pretty much used to it I think. Sometimes I get rang up by a "disinterested teenager" as I had seen mentioned in another post or a total stranger, but the regulars are usually around most of the times that I shop it seems. I ring up usually up front, not in the back at the pharmacy where I don't really know the counter people who seem to change more often, unless the front is way too busy and the rear isn't.

Recently though (again) the store had been out of mineral oil enemas both the store brand and the Fleet, for several days. I asked the manager about it, she was only a couple of isles away stocking shelves or something. She came over and took a look to verify that they were out, and apologized.

Being that it's happened before, I felt that I kinda had to point that out too. Then I did something rather unprecedented and hadn't planned just sorta blurted out that, I obviously wasn't the only person using them based on how frequently they run out. She promised to start ordering more of them at a time. She also remarked that the other ones seemed to go quick when they are on sale, and I told her that I knew that too.

Wished she would have asked why mineral oil, as there was a few other enemas on the shelf's spotty inventory. I'm pretty sure that I would have mumbled out that it softens the stool, and made evacuations easier either on its own or with a follow up enema, disposable or bag whichever the case warrants, or something like that. Why not, it's certainly no secret in that store that I use enemas, and I believe that would have been a reasonable explanation. It had certainly been noted too that I wasn't the only person using them.

I’ve gotten quite a kick out of buying enema stuff in various local drug stores. Mostly it’s for soap, lube or additives like slippery elm or probiotics. I jokingly refer to it as playing the “enema game” and used to do it about every other month. I’d find a female clerk and act a little embarrassed while I told her I had looked around and couldn’t find the soap for enemas. Sometimes they would lead me to the “enema and suppository isle” and pick through the numerous products looking for it, sometimes even get the pharmacist involved and if it’s a woman even more fun. Some know exactly what I’m looking for, others don’t have a clue. Every so often an older female would offer suggestions - one that I knew somewhat from another store even offered up her own story about how her husband would give her an enema but wouldn’t offer to help 😢

It’s even funnier when I go to checkout and the cashier would say without thinking or really noticing what I had, if it was a Fleets enema or suppositories, “have a good evening”. I’d typically reply with something like, “I’m sure” or “it should be busy”.

When I played the game I did typically avoid the drug stores where I might run into neighbors, so I guess the true embarrassment factor was still in play.

I was at an estate sale in my neighborhood today and while browsing the thought popped into my head "I wonder if they have any enema equipment" Sure enough there in the bathroom was a vintage yellow closed top bag with what appeared to be several white nozzles and a couple of white hoses with the steel shut off clamps. Oh I was so tempted to buy it all but I was too embarrassed. All I would need is to run into one of the neighbors on the way out with it. I'm such a chicken shit!

I always had this fantasy about a supermodel seeing it in my cart and demanding we go to her place immediately to use it.

But, alas, in the real world you can get much better stuff (the best of the drug store kits are just not that impressive), much less expensive, and delivered tomorrow at Amazon.

Unless it’s at a self checkout, I’m not buying anything enema from the store. I would be really embarrassed that the cashier was handling something I was going to put up my ass and I would keep wondering if they were thinking about it. There would also probably be some problem with the register, which would draw further attention to what I was buying.

I used to feel the same way so I just started purchasing my things online

I was as embarrassed as could be the first time I bought an enema bag when I was 22, out of town, and really wanted to enjoy a nice enema.

In my 50's, however, I developed a love of asking for an enema bag. I can think of pharmacy chains that don't carry them, but a couple that still do.

In those that don't, I'm often shown the micro-enemas but explain that I want an enema bag. Younger employees rarely know what I'm talking about, so I ask to see the pharmacist. When told "no", I say that I'll have to take my business to a competitor. Then I attempt to explain to the initial employee what an enema bag is, and I'll add, whenever given the chance, that I hadn't taken a laxative in over 40 years, but my enema bag has started to leak and needs replacing. I'll also try to fit in that she/he should try it if they ever get constipated.

In those pharmacies that do carry enema bags, I still often need to ask the pharmacist and afterwards, whenever possible, say the same speech to the initial employee. But first I ask the pharmacist how to administer an enema, offering that my late wife who was a nurse used to give them to me, but this is the first time in the couple of years since her death that I'd become constipated. When the pharmacist says that he/she doesn't know, then I say I'll have to ask a nurse, and I go outside. Eventually I return and claim that I spoke with her friend whose also a nurse who gave me detailed instructions. A couple of times the pharmacist, both times a young woman, asked me the details in case she ever was asked again. Then I'd pull out my pocket notebook and "read" them to her. Both times they became queasy. One frowned and then, when I mentioned height above the anus, looked almost nauseous. As for the enema bag I picked up but, of course, didn't need, either I abandoned it whenever I could, typically in the candy aisle, or else when I actually needed to purchase the bag, I gave it to charity the next time I donated clothes or whatnot.

While I can possibly appreciate the embarrassment of a male purchasing a fountain syringe or combination bag in a drug store, I can't fathom why any female passed high school age would be embarrassed. In another thread, I posted the story about while working in one of my father's drug stores of a male purchasing a fountain syringe and telling me it was for his wife. I wanted to say. "Does she know you are not wearing a wedding ring?"

While I can possibly appreciate the embarrassment of a male purchasing a fountain syringe or combination bag in a drug store, I can't fathom why any female passed high school age would be embarrassed.

I always figured that the guys would think it was easier for the women (I know I do), while the women likely would think it was easier for the guys.

Never understood why buying menstrual products was embarrassing for men, but for some reason my wife almost always buys her own and is a bit discreet about it. Not sure why there either, as it is a natural process.

This topic brought back an old memory. I was in my early 20's and one way or another, I learned of a store in San Francisco that specialized in leather, bondage gear and all manner of adult toys for stimulation. When business brought me to San Francisco, I made a point of visiting the Folsom Leather Company (I don’t know if this business grew into Mr. S or was just its predecessor). Considering the fact that was sort of the dawning of an era and I was still very naïve and from a totally straight background and up-bringing, the whole store was quite an eye-opener. This was in the Age of the Bath House, Before Aids and South of Market was like the Wild West of Gay Leather (and I felt like a tenderfoot from the East right off the train). There was no door one of the urinals with a sign above that said “Exhibitionists”. They had an exercise bicycle (the type that was sort of hinged in the middle so you had to pull it in to you) that had been outfitted with a big dildo in the seat!

They also had a “medical fetish” department and there hanging on the wall was the original double-balloon enema nozzle! Well, I just had to have it, but I was really, really embarrassed, so I felt I had to make up some lame excuse about needing it to do some kind of plumbing repair. I could tell the salesman knew I was full of it, but he was polite about it, took my money and out I went with it in its plain brown paper bag, sure that everyone in San Francisco knew that I was a pervert. Why was I so embarrassed? I don’t know, but at the time, it was right up there with having to buy Kotex for my older sister when I was about 13.

I searched all over town one night for a red rubber bag enema kit, and finally found one at CVS. No self checkouts there, so I just grabbed it, a jar of vaseline, and a couple of candy bars. The cashier, who was about my age, handed me my purchase, smiled and said, "I hope you have a really great night." I would like to think she is also a fan, but who knows, maybe she was just extra nice. 😃

I buy almost everything online now, but I rather enjoy buying certain "embarrassing" things like enema gear and lubricants and such in person just to see the employees' reaction to someone buying them with joy and no embarrassment.

Eric

These small accounts , stories and the personal feelings expressed show us two things are needed. One is empathy and the other is the need to be at peace with the kinky things that we do. When dealing in the vanilla world one should be cognizant of the optics. Be the one to have the courage to buy items , be in certain less than desirable situations of partial or full discovery. If you act guilty or recalcitrant, people just assume your are doing wrong. If you act matter of fact ,or unfazed , happy, they may not even sense a thing ,or just accept what they see and move on.

In short you should feel free and at peace when with your kinky side . No guilt. Act with conviction and boldness as needed . It is always wise to modulate your actions based on what you sense may be occurring . Never be a wimp, just have courage and act smart.

My latest addition to what I posted here on 2019.07.15,

...In my 50's, however, I developed a love of asking for an enema bag...

Yesterday I was out of town and went to a pharmacy. After about five minutes looking around the laxatives in hopes that an employee would ask me if they could help me find something, no one did, so I went to the "consultation" window and patiently waited. When the pharmacist, a woman in her 30s, arrived, I asked her where the enema bags could be found, adding that mine, which was a decade or two old, had started leaking, and that I needed a new one because someday I'd be constipated again and I wanted to replace it so it would be there when I needed it. Very matter-of-factly she simply said that she didn't think they carried them. I asked her whether she had any idea of where I could buy one, and she suggested a couple of local pharmacies that I might try, but added that first I should go to the front counter because the staff there are the ones who stock the shelves. The check-out was staffed by a young woman, maybe only 20, and I told her that the pharmacist sent me to her to ask whether they had enema bags in stock. I was a bit surprised, based on experience, that she knew exactly what I was asking for. I was expecting her to look it up, but she went to the laxative section, couldn't find one, and offered to check in the stock room, so I said sure. She returned saying that there weren't any. I acted frustrated and said that maybe I could find one on Amazon, and repeated my story about my bag wearing out and that someday I'd be constipated again and would need an enema bag on hand. She simply quickly returned to the register.

So, I didn't get any entertaining reactions that time. Oh well!

@SwitchableSusie

"...We're going to rot in hell, but that's OK because all our friends will be there."

Are you really sure that's why we're going to burn in hell? ? This may be told by sexually unsatisfied people ...

We were born with sexuality. And we made the best of it ? That's why we can only go to heaven ... ????

regards

Neptun

As I posted in this thread several years ago, I get almost all of my enema equipment through either Amazon or E-bay. The primary reason for this is that the retail stores (Sears, Penney's, CVS's, Walgreen's, and Wal-Mart's of the world) no longer carry such items like they all used to up until about ten or fifteen years ago. I also shop for enema equipment on a couple of the specialized websites (Silicone Nozzles for example) because they have the more exotic types of equipment that Amazon and E-Bay do not have (although Amazon is finally starting to carry some of the exotic stuff). Another advantage of on-line shopping is that your purchases are delivered in generic unmarked packaging. Personally, I was never embarrassed when buying enema equipment at retail outlets, in fact if the clerk was female, I would sometimes ask if she was interested in helping me learn how to properly use my new enema equipment, although none ever did take me up on my request! In fact, several of the young ladies behind the checkout counter actually blushed at my suggestion. Yes . . . I am a perverted old fart, and I know it, and I use that prospective to my advantage!

Personally, I was never embarrassed when buying enema equipment at retail outlets, in fact if the clerk was female, I would sometimes ask if she was interested in helping me learn how to properly use my new enema equipment, although none ever did take me up on my request! In fact, several of the young ladies behind the checkout counter actually blushed at my suggestion. Yes . . . I am a perverted old fart, and I know it, and I use that prospective to my advantage!

You are a sick puppy @Wet ....... and EVERYBODY loves puppies! 😄

...When the pharmacist, a woman in her 30s, arrived, I asked her where the enema bags could be found, adding that mine, which was a decade or two old, had started leaking, and that I needed a new one because someday I'd be constipated again and I wanted to replace it so it would be there when I needed it. Very matter-of-factly she simply said that she didn't think they carried them. returned saying that there weren't any. I acted frustrated and said that maybe I could find one on Amazon, and repeated my story about my bag wearing out and that someday I'd be constipated again and would need an enema bag on hand. She simply quickly returned to the register.

So, I didn't get any entertaining reactions that time. Oh well!

Um... yeah... because that is so believable. Bet they talked about it afterwards with plenty of eye rolls.

@WET

... your are so funny...????

Yes, that's right, in the past you could still do your shopping in person in a store. The first purchase of enema utensils throbbed the heart to the neck, and in other places, but that subsided over time.

I can still vividly remember the time when I discovered my weakness for enemas. At that time there were still a lot of medical supply stores, whose showcases literally overflowed with enema equipment. what I initially pressed my nose flat on these windows, at the same time to feel a tightness in my pants. And at some point the final purchase was inevitable. As in the intoxication I bought so much that the clerk asked me if I had something bigger in mind... ???

It is a pity that many things are no longer available today. For example, rubber has been replaced with PVC...

reagrds

Neptun