Seltzer bottle enemas

Over the weekend, my husband and I visited friends in NYC and low and behold, at the dinner table they had seltzer. Not in the regular soda bottle, but in the old fashioned blue bottle with the lever that dispenses the seltzer in a self propelled stream.

At my second glass, I made a gaze and winked at my husband as I "poured" my seltzer. He smiled back at me after a moment, not to go unnoticed by our host. I just said it reminded me of a childhood incident where we had seltzer (water gun/super soaker type) fights outside. Anyway, I asked for a bottle to take home to show our daughters who I don't think ever saw those bottles before. I let them sample it and I saved the rest.

OK, so you're waiting for the enema report. A rubber hose was pushed onto the nozzle on the bottle and a 40Fr rectal tube was attached to the hose. My husband lubed me well and inserted the rectal tube about eight inches as I laid on my back. He slowly depressed the lever and I could feel the seltzer penetrate my bowels. The sensation of the bubbles was kind of like what it feels like when you take a mouthful of warm soda and hold it in your mouth for a minute. It feels kind of like it eats away at you, which was really stimulating. I have to say. I had to clench my butt really tight to keep the seltzer in because the gas really makes everything feel like expanding. I only took about half the bottle, but it was wonderful. The convenience of simply depressing the lever was quite a thrill.

Susie,Reading your bio and posts almost makes me despair.If you are real you are very much like the young nurse who turned me on to enemas when Iwas in grad school.Later,aster not marrying her and getting out in the world I realized just how rare our esoteric fun [for us]fetish among the femaler population is!

Where can one of those selzer bottles be found? How much do they hold?

That sounds like it was a lot of fun! .

I took an orange soda bottle, warm, and while laying on my back in the tub with my feet up on the wall, I stuck the end of the bottle in my ass and shook the bottle. The orange soda shot up my rectum with an amazing amount of pressure. Needless to say, I couldn't hold it in and it shot right back out all over the wall and myself!

Sounds like a great thing to try. I wonder if it would work if you just emptied seltzer into a bag and hurried up and took it in an enema before all the carbonation was spent?