Chocolate toxic shock & candy masturbation...

Http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/science/toxichoc.html

Sexual health groups up and down the country have called for urgent government intervention in their stand-off with confectionery manufacturers following the publication of a report by the BMA (British Medical Association) into the growing number of women admitted to hospital with candy-related masturbation injuries

Utterpants:

"Up until the mid 1990's British casualty departments were rarely confronted by TCS. Prior to that, the biggest problem was 'Wagon Wheel Wiggle', but this condition all but disappeared after the makers responded to public concern and reduced the diameter of the biscuit in question, which can now be comfortably inserted into either front or back passage without too much difficulty. As a matter of fact, I have one in each at the moment. The tingling sensation produced by the soft, marshmallow centre as the hard exterior dissolves, is rather yummy."

Virginia Thrush???? Good find Skybear, albeit tongue in cheek (facial cheek that is), made me laugh anyway.

This candy related craziness reminds me of the trick where you take a Lion Bar into the toilets and, when someone is in the next cubicle, reach under the partition with it nicely melted in your hand and say "excuse me but is there any paper in you side?"