Name something you always do or would never do before getting a physical.
For example, while I keep some pubic hair (for appearance-sake), I like to be clean shaven below the waist (or at least closely trimmed). However, I always try to look at least a little hairy before getting a physical because the doctor will be seeing everything(!) and I don't want to have to be concerned about what she thinks... So I would never shave down there immediately before a physical.
On the flip side, I always masturbate the morning before a physical so I won't get an erection when she holds my testicles.
Just curious if other people have rituals associated with preparing for a physical like I do?