Diane's enema-an-hour thing again

Hi Y'all,

It's Friday, hubby is gone on a trip, and I have the whole day to play, doing the things klismos do.

It's been a little while since I posted one of my enema-an-hour monologues, so here goes. This morning I took an enema at seven o'clock sharp. Now I'm going to do it again at eight. I'm going to take a two quart enema every hour on the hour, and let you know how it goes. I will shoot for doing this until six tonight, twelve hours, twelve enemas. If anyone has the luxury of joining me at the precise on-the-hour moment, please do and post here.

Hugs,

Diane

Eight o'clock. So far so good. Here is a Q and A.

Q. What's with the time thing?

A. It's purely a klismo's game. It adds to the anticipation to have a precise minute when I know I will take another enema. As the clock hand moves, the anticipation builds. it's fun for me.

Q. How and where and with what are you doing this?

A. I'm lying in my bed, with a 2Q pink open-top Davol enema bag hung beside the bed on an IV pole. I'm using a trickle clamp, and a very slow flow. It takes about ten minutes for the bag to empty.

Q. Why are you doing this?

A. Because I'm a klismaphile. Because I can. I love to give, get, and share enemas, and to do solo enemas.Today is solo fun.

Q. What temperature are you using?

A. I am a like-it-cold girl, and I am using plain cold tapwater. This time of year it isn't very cold like it is in winter. I stuck a thermometer in it. Twelve degrees Celsius, fifty three degrees Fahrenheit. In and of itself the temp is not a necessary part of the enema-an-hour discipline, it's just my choice today. I love the sensations of cold water.

Q. How long do you hold the enema?

A. Perhaps later in the day I may do some holding, but right now it's just in and out.

Q. What are you wearing?

A. A kahftan, a cheap Chinese copy of the middle eastern garment. An old bra under it. No panties.

Q. Are you masturbating?

A. I am at the moment enjoying the tantric build-up to orgasm. Later I expect I will probably have a few hands-off cummies from the intestinal "cramps" the enema produces.

Q. Are you crazy?

A. Of course. I'm a klismo.

Hugs,

Diane

Nine o'clock. While my returns are not yet clear, I can tell by the aroma that I'm getting out chyme from the small intestine. A couple more and the returns will probably be clear. The cold water is making me a little chilly, Fortunately it's warming up nicely outdoors, so I just opened a couple of windows and let the warm air in. I've had one cup of coffee and one small plain donut to eat. That's one of the neat things about the cold water, that it just suppresses my appetite almost completely.

I love just lying there with my eyes closed, focusing my attention on each and every little sensation in my insides. The very slow trickle flow is delightful. I've done it with a ratchet clamp before, but I bought a nice blue plastic ramp-clamp from one of the on-line suppliers, and it lets me set the flow rate with precision.

I'm having fun. Wish somebody would join me online.

hugs,

Diane

Hi Diane, I just wanted to say that your testimonies as to the pleasure of cold water inspired me to try it myself - and, wow! I was still a bit reluctant to use fridge-temperature water, but even cool tap water gave me some incredible sensations I had never felt before. The tingling coldness seemed to creep upward through my abdomen, and it added a whole new dimension to the feeling of myself filling up that I'd never really felt with warm water. It was like I could literally feel the water level rising inside me as the bag emptied. Unfortunately, it wanted out of me pretty quick - I suppose I'll have to practice powering through it, and maybe I'll get to experience one of those hands-free orgasms. Who knows, maybe I'll go for the really chilly water next time! Just letting you know you've made a delighted convert out of me 😃

Ten o'clock. While until now I've been lying on my back while taking them, this time I went into the reverse Sims position, on my right side. That makes it easier to get the flow up into my small intestine. The returns were all chyme, and it's getting closer to the time when it will be clear. I'm enjoying some oldies music and really liking the body sensations. Toward the end of that bagful I thought I was going to "go off" in orgasm, but not quite.

@sers -- please be sure to have a source of heat available. When introducing cold water into the colon we are very directly chilling our body core. It's not enough to just retain body heat with clothing, we need to replace it with an outside source. I'm using my electric blanket on high while taking them in bed, and enjoying the 85* warm air from outdoors here at my old desk-top computer, and I'm still chilly. I think it's time to fill a hot water bottle and keep it in my lap while I type. Enjoy!

Eleven o'clock. I did the reverse Sims again, and got more chyme out. My orange kitty was curious why I was making little vocalizing sounds while lying there, and came up and stuck his nose in my face. I am simply loving the sweetness of these sensations. I guess only other klismos would understand. Next hour will be the halfway point. The twelve hour thing is a purely arbitrary choice, but it gives me a goal, and it's fun.

Hugs,

Diane

Thanks for the flow-by flow. Now you have me going to get my cool enema right now.

Twelve o'clock. This time I'm holding the enema for at least a little while. That does make it difficult to type, as it's pretty distracting.

The precise timing thing is keeping my anticipation up at a high level. While I'm not really a med-fetter, I am kind of pretending these enemas are some sort of medical thing. I can hear in my mind some pretty young nurse saying, 'It's time for your enema, Diane." Mental fantasy and real enemas make a good combination. I've got a little bit of a buzz, and I think it's my own endorphins rather than water intox, because I have taken electrolyte supplements. The hot water bottle sure feels good. I'm having fun, and I'm grateful to have this day off to play this way. I'm grateful to have a bunch of kinky friends at this site who appreciate this kind of thing. I'd hate to be the only person on earth this weird!

@rolf -- Go for it and post your experience here!

Hugs,

Diane

Someone has invited me to do this same thing next week. I'm kinda' nervous about it; never done this before. But if azdiane can do it, how bad could it be?

One o'clock. This time, just as the bag was emptying, a tightening sensation began in my chilled filled colon. In seconds it had developed into a wringing contraction, and in a few more seconds my uterus was swept up in it and my toes were curling, and I was lost in the throes of a wondrous hands-off orgasm. I love this stuff!

I had added a couple of ice cubes to the bag just before starting the enema. I don't think they dropped the temperature of most of the water very much, but right toward the end I could feel the last little bit of water was colder. I wonder if that may have triggered the orgasm. I think I'll add several cubes at the last minute next time. I'm not wanting to chill the whole 2Q to ice-water temperature. I've done that, by adding lots of cubes and letting the bag hang that way until the water is all chilled, and it is a trip in its own right to do that, but frankly it's too cold for the game I'm playing today. I still want to make it through five more enemas, for a total of twelve. An arbitrary choice, but it's the choice i made when i started, and I'd like to finish according to plan.

Incidentally, I held the last enema for 45 minutes, and am holding this one. i love the full abdomen feeling.

@jimmyt -- go for it. Try it you'll like it.

Hi Diane, I did it! I guess I'm just a klismo as well. Just a little reading on the forum and I'm ready for an enema. My emena warden is gon for several days now, and so I have a lot of play time as well. After my first 3q cool water with my double balloon nozzle, I just had to have a other with a douch(?) nozzle, another 3q. Now that I'm replying to a virtual enemate, I think I will try again for my colon tube. It hasn't always worked out bery well. But, as they say, try, try try. (Or was tthat Janet Joplin?). I'm having fun keeping up to date on your enema posts by the hour. I like your kinky habits!

Two o'clock. Oh yeah! That brought on another very fine cummie!

This one I took in the conventional left side Sims position. Nine minutes and thirty five second from click to click of the clamp. After I removed the noz I felt it coming, and lay back on my back, and it just swept over me, totally hands-off. Another toe-curler. Yes boys and girls, Auntie Diane does like this stuff.

That water was just a little colder, but still not much. Still nowhere near ice cold. I am holding it once again. Last time I held for 45 minutes again. Actually, since it takes about ten minutes to flow in, I suppose i should say I held the full volume for 35 minutes. Any longer than that wouldn't give me time to expel and get ready for the next enema.

So far I have made my arbitrary time for the opening click right on time within a second or so, using an accurate clock set to precise internet time. Again, the time thing is purely self imposed and arbitrary, but my anticipation is greatly enhanced by it.. I don't have a full-blown med-fet fantasy scenario about all this, just that imaginary pretty little nurse who keeps calling me. Lying there watching the old bag (older 'n me!) very slowly deflate is fun.

I definitely have a little buzz going. Addicted to my own endorphins!

@Rolf -- let us know how the colon tube went. I'm switching to a silicone colon tube for the next one.

Hugs,

Diane

I've always loved reading about your enema-an-hour sessions. Wish I was free to join you. I especially find your hands free orgasms to be such a turn on. To know that the enema by itself is giving you so much pleasure it causes you to cum. Delicious. Can't wait for your next post.

One more to go! You must be exhausted! Make the last one the best and tell us about it.

Thanks!

Am so anxious for your next post. Hope it was another orgasmic enema.

This is interesting. I'll have to try that one day. I often take multiple enemas at one session, usually trying to take in more each time as the colon becomes increasingly empty, and I find I like to take another (or two) sessions much later in the day when the sensations & any irritation have subsided. I often change exactly how they are administered (colon tube, double balloon, regular tip, warm, cold, soapy, plain, saline etc) but I never tried to take them every hour all day.

Maybe one day I will meet a woman who wants to do that with me.

Three o'clock. I changed the old original nozzle on the 50 year-old Davol for a silicon colon tube, and succeeded easily in getting the tube high in my colon. I didn't feel any resistance as it went around the bend into my transverse colon, but felt resistance at the hepatic flexure, so stopped inserting at that point. I added eight ice cubes to the bag just before starting the flow. I lay on my right side, opened the clamp on the precise second, and enjoyed the feeling as the colder water flowed. Most of it went through my ileo-cecal valve into my small intestine, and the sensation of a significant quantity of cold water up there is both different and delightful.

It did not result in another intense orgasm, just a little sweet shiver of a cummie. I'm holding the 2Q, and there is a lot of sensation up there, so maybe later. I am using a tight panty-girdle to help with the retention this time.

So while holding this enema and typing, the insurance company called with a settlement offer following the fender-bender I had a couple of weeks ago, and I'm trying to sound "normal" while doing business with 2Q of cold water inside me. They did make me a decent offer on the damaged vehicle.

Nine enemas down, three to go. This insanity has been fun all day, and still is.

Hugs,

Diane

Hi again Diane,

I filled up the 4Q and put the silicone colon tube on the bag hose. Then into a bathtub for the insertion of the colon tube on my back. I used Crisco for the lube as it dosen't wash right off with the enema water. Well, I tried and tried, but the tube did not want to go past about 12 to 14 inches. I ran 2 bags full and pushed and pulled, but it still stopped at the 14 inch entry, and I'm not going to push when it hurts. Anyway, I'm good and cleaned out, but still interested to hear your finishing of the all-day enema series. Lots of fun to share with you and the others.

So envious of you. Makes me want an enema so badly. But no privacy right now. Love your description. Love that you're able to retain like that. Hope more orgasms are in store with the last enemas. Wonderful day for a dedicated klismaphile, wouldn't you agree? Not many here, if any, that love enemas more than you.

Four o'clock. Whew, that was a wonderful cummie.

I used the colon tube again, succeeded in getting it up to the same place, all the way through the transverse, but not around the bend into the ascending. I put ice in the bag a little earlier, and the water was discernibly colder. Like last time, most of it flowed into the small intestine. That is a very different sensation, being chilled up there, and I like it.

After the slow filling, which incidentally is an enjoyable change from a fast rush, i removed the tube, and lay on my back. I drew my knees up, and off she went. A deep, wringing, wondrous cummie that began in my colon and quickly swept up my uterus. I saw stars

Now I'm holding the 2Q with the girdle again. Two more to go, I'll make it with ease. Jeez I wish I had the time to do this every Friday. I do admit I love this stuff.

Hugs,

Diane

Oh, how wonderful that you had another beautiful orgasm. Is is a different kind of orgasm from masturbation? Is the pleasure centered in your clitoris or deeper in your vagina or mainly in your uterus? Very interesting that the enema alone gives you so much pleasure without having to masturbate. I wish you had time to do it every Friday also. Wish I had time to join you also.

Five o'clock. Colon tube again, though I had more trouble getting it high this time. I think I got the water a little too cold this time, too. This enema didn't like the idea of being held, and wanted out right away. After letting it out, I lay on my stomach in bed, and could feel my colon beginning to spasm, and then I had a sort of aching feeling go through my abdomen like it was just colder than it wanted to be. I got up, came out here to the computer, sat down, and suddenly went off in a remarkably slow sweet orgasm.

@mcman -- these orgasms begin in my colon, and then my uterus goes into happy wringing contractions, and the whole thing becomes a whole-body orgasm. It goes off backwards from a vaginal or clitoral orgasm, which begins in my genitals. These begin in my colon. During an intense clitoral orgasm, for example, my colon gets into the act a few seconds after my clitoris. This is the other way around.

One more to go. I admit I'm pretty much spent at this point, but I'll make it.

Hugs,

Diane.

Beautiful! I had no doubt that you would make it through all of them. That's a lot of enemas and a lot of pleasure. Got to go back and count your orgasms. How many was it?

Could be an interesting challenge to try... thanks for posting up your experiences.

Six O'clock. OK boys and girls, that's it for the day. I decided for this last one to switch to hot water, and my abdomen appreciated that choice. I flowed it in fast with the regular nozzle, and finally let my poor clitoris, which was feeling abandoned, have some manual stimulation. That resulted in a thunderous cum, a climactic climax, particularly with the warm water taking the chill off things.

I've lost track of the number of times I've cum today. My glutes are sore from having been in so many hard contractions while cumming. Probably good for the way I look in a bikini, but they're sore!

I have eaten virtually nothing all day. A donut, two cookies, and a small handful of cashews. That's got to be good for the way I look in a bikini too. When my insides are full of cold water it just completely wipes out my appetite.

Well, it was a crazy idea, but I had fun doing it. Today has been a day off not just work but a day off sanity! It was fun being able to post about it here. I enjoyed it, hope y'all did. I'll see y'all again soon.

Hugs,

Diane

Diane, we most certainly did enjoy it. Every single enema. Glad you let that poor neglected clitoris have some fun. Now, I've just got to ask. How soon will your desire return for another enema? Enjoyed your day and your enemas. Maybe not as much as you did but it certainly made we want a good session which I plan on very soon. Thanks for sharing your day of pleasure with us.

Well done azdiane! It's twenty five past seven A.M. now in Italy and I think you are taking a well deserved rest now.

Many thanks for this wonderful gift you have share with us.

After red all your running commentary not to take a good enema will be hard time.

Ok, lets go, old E. bag is calling me loudly.

Happy E.

Acquaman

That's quite an accomplishment Diane, I love my enemas too but sure couldn't do that many in one day.

My hats off to you and you are something to shoot for........ 😉 😁

On enema per hour is actually kinda fast! when I do a system cleanout, one per hour is essentially a rule-of-thumb pace. If I think I need more time between rounds, or if one of the several oral laxatives kicks in during that time and I have to wait longer I do.

The morning after report. Well, I am not particularly sore down there. I am very very empty inside. Strangely, I still wasn't very hungry this morning, despite that I maybe had six hundred calories yesterday. I ate only two scrambled eggs and a half a grapefruit this morning, and I feel stuffed.

Yesterday it really was more of an orgasmic overdoing than it was of overdoing enemas. I have on other occasions taken twelve 2Q enemas back-to-back in a playtime session. But usually that results in two or three nice cummies. I literally lost count of my cummies yesterday, and they were mostly big soul-rocking ones.

The concept of having a sexual orgasm begin in the colon instead of the genitals is pretty strange sounding, I have to admit, but it sure does work for me. Many people ask about it. It isn't rocket science. I empty my colon first. Then slow trickle cold water into it. My body does the rest. It requires perceiving a cramping sensation in the colon as the beginning of orgasm, and riding it with delight instead of trying to massage it away. Get past a little pain to great pleasure. Many of the folks on this site already understand that part of the idea. I'm not personally into spankings, but it's got to be the same concept.

The whole thing about the on-the-hour timing does add a whole dimension of anticipation. If you are like me, the anticipation is a big part of the joys of enemas. While yesterday i was playing alone, the next time I get the urge to do this (a while from now I hope!) I'm going to enlist hubby to be timekeeper and administer them to me. Will he be able to keep his pants zipped while watching me writhe in orgasm? We'll see; we haven't done that before; he gives me lots of enemas in our couple-sex, but we pretty quickly get into action at that point. We have not played the enema-an-hour game together before. I wonder if it would work to trade off, one of us on the hour, one on the half-hour? We'll have to try that too.

So now the reality of Saturday and it's real-world chores descends upon me and I have to go back to being an adult woman with responsibilities. I sure did enjoy yesterday's one-day vacation from that world!

Hugs.

Diane