What about an Enema Service?

A question comes to mind, would you employ a service made available locally in your area? A Professional Service that would come to your place of residence and give you a Professional Enema of your choice. Your own preference to gender of the attendant who would come and apply their trade. All done Professionally and with the utmost of dignity and privacy. Sounds like Dial a Bottle Booze Service we have here in Canada, Call it Dial a Bag Service.

Now, see. I would totally work for that kind of company. I love, love, love, love, love giving enemas. There just aren't enough bottoms in the world to make me happy. My enemate lives a few hours away and can visit only rarely so I never have any fun. I do have my new submissive but not sure how that's going to work out yet. But giving enemas for a living, I could absolutely go for that. In a heartbeat.

Have bag, will travel. LOL

~ Dianne

Interesting thought, Elf, but I'd prefer a walk-in service in a safe, discreet location like an office building. And I would certainly hope your "Professional Enema" includes a happy ending!!!!

Ah Elf and I became an International Trade Lawyer. What was I thinking I could have worked for your little business idea and enjoyed going to work every day. Egirlky we could have bummed around together and gotten paid for it. 😄

Careful Egirlky she will be practicing her enema skills on you in order to get into your pants. Sly little Judy.

Well apart from the cumbersome equipment, I feel sure a colon hydro therapist would carry out this service.I am tempted to take my enema equipment with me next time I visit my HCT and ask for an enema first.

I would be interested to hear whether any contributors have done this.

I did have a contact professional E nurse who would visit and give an excellency non sexual service but she seems to be no longer available and was anyway to expensive for frequent use.

Sounds like a twist on the "Colon Hydrrotherapy" practice. It could be done with a tank and a couple of hoses. I have used a simple kit like that while traveling and could be easily added to your, "Menu of Services."

I think there are parts of that idea that would be great! But being submissive for me anyway it's all in the play and sexual. To have someone just come in and tell me to turn my bum up fill me up and then leave where is the fun in that? 😃

I like the idea. Is giving someone an enema against the law as long as there isn't any sex involved?

Would you need to be a licensed med. person to administer them?

If the answer to the above questions are both no then I would start thinking about franchising the whole operation. I'll buy in. (the underground sex part can evolve later)

I am sure that an enema service would be a viable business, but local laws would have to be addressed. I once had a visit by Nurse Jill that was absolutely professional and terrific. She gave me three enemas and eventually got to the S-O which was also great. If in California, DO try to get an appointment with her. You will never regret it if you love enemas! Or S-O's!! And too bad egirlky is so far away!

In California it is against the law for a nurse to give an enema without a doctor's order, and I'm quite sure that if you established such a service using lay people it would be practicing medicine without a license. It would probably be lawful for a certified colon therapist to do this, but I am not sure.

What is an SO?

Could SeanM58 please spell out what S-O stands for - I'll guess that maybe the O is for orgasm.

btw (by the way, lol) - I can second his referral to the superb service that Nurse Jill provides.

S-O = strap-on. Sorry to be cryptic. Also, don't want o get Nurse Jill in trouble. The service is fantastic.

I had a very bad automobile accident back in 1978 and spent 192 days in hospital. Upon my release I was given a plethora of medications and some home care nursing for about three months after. My home care nursing included a regular irrigation of my bowels if I had not been regular in a 48 hour period. We all know what Opium based pain killers do to the bowels. I loved the service and it was as stated in this thread prescribed by my Dr.

The Home Care Nurse had the vinyl apron and the full stainless steel canister type enema and amber rubber hosing. I must admit she came very close to swaying my selected Lifestyle choice with her diligence in my bowel irrigation.

Sean is right--a service could be a viable business. Of course local laws would have to be addressed to give it any chance of longevity. Also, having a licensed nurse on premises to oversee the operation (training, sanitary issues, equipment) would really help. Providers (male & female) authorized in their area could provide other services such as massage therapy and be able to work on site or as mobile providers in the field. In the USA regulatory agencies would insist on types of certifications that would become obstacles. Such a business might have a better chance of prosperity in Europe.

I should think that a CA certified colon therapist could advertise "colonic irrigation in your home" and give enemas to her customers. No idea how much business she might attract.

My care was by the Victorian Order of Nursing and they where mostly retired Nurses that just worked part time.

I think it would be much better than a standard Colonic Office visit, but there may not be enough demand to stay in business. Maybe a part-time service would work. I would try it if the cost was reasonable and they had a mostly female staff.