I was catheterized after surgery because I could not pee on my own. After 24 hours I went back to the ER and had that thing removed. I could not sleep and had to empty the bag every hour. I stopped drinking and eating because of that stupid thing. Anyway once the (VERY HOT) nurse removed the catheter I had issues peeing normally. I would spray everywhere when I stood at the toilet to pee. I forced myself to sit when peeing to keep from having to clean up a mess every time. I complained to my doctor and she sent me to the urologist, who did a brief looky loo and prescribed meds for me to try.
When that course of action resulted in no significant improvements I begged for some sort of scope exam. The urologist set me up with the cystoscopy exam.
When I was called back to the exam room the nurse walked me down a long hallway that looked like a deserted wing of the hospital. She talked to me and she sounded like a cool person. She had me walk into the exam/surgical room and stand near the table. I saw two men behind a glass partitioned wall milling about and doing stuff related to the equipment behind the thick glass wall. She tells me straight up to lower my shorts and underwear, but not to remove them. I do so. She then asks me to wait, while she walks around this giant room a bit and gets a full sheet of that blue plastic with cotton catch pad stuff and lays it on the exam table. She then asks me to lay down on it. My shorts almost come off my feet since my cell phone, wallet and car keys are heavy in my pockets. She then reaches down and removes me shoes. I am laying there, for what seemed like 20 minutes, naked from the waist to my ankles. I may have been there about 3 or 4 minutes. She then picks up another one of those blue plastic sheets that I am laying on and rips a hole in it. She positions the hole over my penis and then reaches in and pulls my penis up thorough the hole she just created.
I again lay there for what seems like 20 more minutes when a very young and good looking woman comes in and asks me for my name and date of birth. She says her name, but I cant even attempt to repeat it. She walks around, talks with the guys behind the glass wall. Asks where is Dr Smith.... She asks them to page the doctor. She then tells me that we will start when the doctor makes it into the exam room. The nurse walks over, grabs my penis and squirts what looks like a packet of clear ketchup down into my urethra. She tells me its a numbing agent and might feel cool for a bit.
My feet, my penis and my head are about the only things visible under this blue sheet. Again for a long time.
In walks the doctor. The pretty woman grabs my penis in one hand and has a machine of sorts in her other hand. The doctor asks me for my name and date of birth. The nurse helps her guide the scope into my urethra. The male doctor looks over her shoulder and mentions a few things she needs to look for and do at the same time. He has her come in a bit, then back out. She turns a dial and I can see the image on the tv screen. The inside of my urethra looks amazing. I am so proud!
She enters a bit more when I feel a pinch of sorts and jerk my body. The doctor says to her, "you see, its not that far in, the little bump will help you guide it in correctly". The doctor looks at me and tells me to wiggly my toes for him for 10 seconds. I do so, and as I do she rams the scope in passed my prostate. It hurts for a half a second.
She enters into my bladder and looks around. He shows her things on the screen. I have no idea what they are saying. Its like another foreign language to me. She then asks if my bladder feels full or if I need to pee yet. I tell her no, not yet. The doctor tells her to fill up my bladder and take some measurements.
She dumps some sterile water into my bladder and I can see my bladder fill up like a balloon. She keeps rotating the camera looking at the walls of my bladder. The water stops. I am asked again if my bladder feels full now. I tell them no. They inject more water into my bladder. I tell them when my bladder feels full. They stop the flow and start to withdraw the scope. They stop and ask me to wiggle my toes. She yanks the scope out past my prostate and the scope falls out of my shrinking penis. Water falls all over my blue sheet. The nurse exclaims 'thats the reason we use these sheets for this exam, it will soak it up."
The hot woman (I later found out was a doctor in training) leaves the exam room and goes behind the glass wall. One of the guys that was behind the wall asks me to get up, not to put my shorts back on yet, and walk over to the bathroom and empty my bladder into the portable toilet. I walk in and semi attempt to close the door behind me and the guy tells me to leave the door open so the sensors can reach his laptop. I stand there, with my shorts around my ankles, butt naked and empty my bladder with about 3 people in the exam room behind me, watching.
I am then asked to get back up on the table. I tried to explain to them that even now, I just leaked and sprayed on my shorts (Thank goodness it was sterile water) but they wanted nothing to do with it. The Doctor in training comes over and wipes my penis. Spreads my meatus opening and wipes it clean. She peers close into it and feels up and down my penis, telling me everything looks normal and there is nothing wrong. She tells me to have a nice day and leaves. The nurse walks over and assists me up into a standing postilion and tells me to pull up my shorts. She then walks me back out to the waiting room.