I found out I had high blood pressure when I was applyng for a job once and had to undergo a physical screening . Before I could move ahead with the application process , I had to provide proof that I was being treated for high blood pressure by a doctor . I asked my girlfriend to call her GP and see if she could get me an appointment - knowing full well my girlfriend's dr was a woman . At any rate , the appointment was set up and I was told to arrive 45 mins early to fill out paperwork required for a new patient visit . One of the questions was , Have you ever had prostate cancer ?? I answered no , but I added there was a family history of prostate cancer ( not true) . Another question I was asked , Have you ever had problems with rectal bleeding ? To this , I answered yes , adding that I was sent to a specialist who performed a colonoscopy ( true) . After I finished the rest of the questionnaire , I turned it in and waited to be called back to the exam room . The dr wasnt very attractive , but was very friendly . After we talked about the blood pressure issue , she said she would start me on medication and provide a letter to my prospective employer stating that I was being treated for hypertension .. At that point , she abruptly " shifted gears" and began to ask me questions about the family history of prostate cancer and the colonoscopy i'd undergone . She repeatedly suggested that it would be best if she gave me a prostate exam immediately , as " that's your best chance for early detection . " She also added that she was concerned about the rectal bleeding I'd once had , and wanted to do an " external " inspection to check for " fissures " . I
" reluctantly" agreed ( actually , I was extremely excited by the idea , which is why I'd gone into some detail when answering those particular questions) . She nodded matter -of-factly , handed me a gown , told me to undress , put on the gown , and she would return in a few minutes . When she came back into the room , she told me to turn around and lean forward , with my elbows resting on the end of the exam table . She pulled my cheeks apart using her thumbs and - I swear - had her face so close to my rectum I could feel her breath on my skin . After a minute or so , she said , " No fissures . " She told me to remain in the same position , and for the next few seconds I could hear her snapping on a glove and squirting out some kind of lubircating jelly on one of her gloved fingers . " You're going to feel some pressure now , " she said , sliding her finger up my ass . She moved it around my prostate in seemingly every imgainable direction . After a moment or two , she withdrew her finger and said , " I dont feel anything suspicious .. "
I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing .......