Had a wonderful examination yesterday. My wife doesn't share my stethoscope fetish but she is willing to be my patient or my Doctor. Yesterday she put on her white coat and burgundy Littman and called me upstairs. I was told to strip naked and sit on the bed and she had a prolonged listen to my chest and back.She then told me to lie down and she checked my eyes, ears and throat, pulse temperature and BP. Then she listened to my chest again asking me to breath normally then deeply through my nose and my mouth. Then I had to turn over so she could listen to my back repeating the previous breathing exercises. I was then told to lie on my back and she said that she needed to take a sperm sample. She put on her rubber gloves and started to massage my penis (it didn't take long for the sample to arrive!!).Finally she put her stethoscope back in her ears to check whether my heart rate had increased (it had!!). What a perfect way to spend Sunday afternoon.