Hi ...
I arrived at 8 o'clock sharp. A (too) perky receptionist checked me in. She had a really loud voice -- too loud for my coffee-deprived being. (I was fasting, you see.)
I didn't wait long. The medical assistant was about 25 -- pretty cute. She took me to the scale, and I asked whether I was to take off my shoes. Yes, she said. After weighing me, it was off to Exam 6. I could feel the eyes of three other medical assistants looking at me -- that had never happened before.
Anyway, she gets me into the exam room, goes over my medications (I take none), and takes my BP (128/78, not bad I guess).
I'm looking around -- no gown on the table. That was odd. But after she's done, she gets up, opens a top cupboard, and pulls one out. "Take off your clothes, and put this on, with the opening in the back," is what she said.
She didn't say whether to take off my underwear. They usually do. Anyway, I took a couple shots on my iPhone (I'll post later) and stripped fast, and lingered in the exam room for a little bit totally naked -- hot. I left my clothes piled on a chair, with my underwear right on top, so the doctor would see it. There was a mirror behind me, and when I looked back, I could see my naked butt crack.
I took a seat and pulled the gown up really far, exposing my penis and testicles to the sterile surroundings. I did get a little hard. But I was totally soft by the time the doctor came in. True to form, he knocked first, and he looked right at my underwear piled on the chair. From where he was sitting, he could definitely see my penis and testicles if he wanted to, but he made sure to keep plenty of eye contact.
The nose and throat didn't take long. He unsnapped the back of the gown and had me take lots of deep breaths. Then, time to lie back. He got out another drape and put it over my lap, and then peeled the exam gown from my chest so he could listen to my heart and check for any abnormalities.
I had a good idea what was coming next. He pulled a glove from the holder on the wall, and pulled the gown up from the bottom, and exposed my penis and testicles to the air. He examined only my balls. Then, onto my side I went, and in went his finger. He really has a thick finger. Wow. It did hurt, dangit! But he declared my prostate "small with no abnormalities," and then just gave me a box of kleenex. I knew what to do. I dabbed at my butt crack, and he took the tissues from me.
He made some small talk with me, still sort of reclined -- with the gown at my waist, the drape there too, and my legs on the ledge. Eventually he pushed in the ledge and kept making small talk. Then he told me to get dressed and said he'd be back in to talk about the lab work I should have done.
I hopped down and took a couple more pics, including one of me naked in the mirror. We'll see if I have the guts to post that one. I should've taken more time, because I sat there dressed for probably 5 minutes before he came back in, but you never know.
Then, off to the lab for blood work.
Oh, and I'm as healthy as a horse. Yay!
All in all, a really good physical. He's a good doctor, and the surroundings are pretty hot.