I had my appointment this morning. i dressed in some comfy yoga pants (no panties) a tshirt and a lacy bra. When i arrived at the office i signed in with the nurse and was told to go into the bathroom and leave a urine sample. i had just gone to the bathroom before i left for the office so i really had to strain to give a sample. the waiting room was filled with younger woman which surprised me. i didn't see 1 woman over the age of 30 in the waiting area. the waiting room was simple, it had paintings of brightly colored flowers on the wall and there was a tv showing one of those health news shows that they always play in doctors offices. after waiting forever (literally 45 minutes) the nurse called me back and took my blood pressure, tested my urine and weighed me. then she took me to the doctors office where i was told to wait and he would be with me shortly. after about 3 minutes an older man wearing blue scrubs walked in. he was balding but still had a strong build despite his age. as he shook my hand i noticed how large his hands were. "hello, i'm Dr. Hansen". i introduced myself and he told me to have a seat.
doctor: now zoie, what bring you in today?
me: i'm here for a check up and to talk about birth control options. i was perviously on the pill but i have trouble remembering to take them and i'd like to have something that i don't have to take daily
doctor: i understand it can be a pain to take the pill everyday, but in my opinion its the best birth control method. we could give you the implanon or mirena but you'd experience spotting to heavy bleeding for 2-3 months. the pill has many advantages including the benefits it has for your skin, and it can also regulate weight. i can give you several months worth of pills today so it will save you money.
I was a little disappointed that he didn't think other birth control options were for me. i've been wanting to get an IUD and was hoping he would recommend it for me. but after talking with him i do feel good about my choice to stay with the pill. now i just have to remember to take them.
after talking with the doctor in his office he lead me across the hall to a small exam room. the table was in the corner, facing the door (sadly no leg rests, just stirrups that were already extended and waiting for me. the walls were a soft cream color with no pictures. there was an ultrasound machine in the room right next to the bed and an instrument tray with the small bottle, spatula and brush ready for my pap. the speculum was not in sight. there was a white paper sheet folded on the table and a short white paper vest as well.
doctor: remove all your clothes and cover your lower half with the sheet and then put the vest on. i like it to be opened in the front for easy access for the breast exam.
with that he left. i really thought about snapping a picture at this point and now i regret not doing it. i wish i hadn't have chickened out. anyways. i removed all my clothes, my nipples becoming erect immediately from the cold room. i covered myself with the vest and sheet and climbed onto the exam table and waited for the doctor. 5 minutes later there was a knock on the door. the doctor entered followed by a nurse.
doctor: please drop the vest to your waist and raise your left arm behind your head. im going to start by examining your left breast.
i did as was instructed and watched his large hands knead my breast tissue. then he repeated the process on the other side.
doctor: lie back for me i'm going to examine your breasts in this position also then listen to your heart.
i lay back and once again feel his hands on my breast. this time pressing a little deeper. it became uncomfortable.
me: doctor my breasts are a little sore
doctor: i apologize, i'm almost finished. you have large breasts with dense breast tissue. i want to make sure i'm feeling everything.
after several more moments he had finished and covered me back up again.
doctor: time for your pelvic and pap smear. i want you to scott to the very edge of the table.......a little more. good. now put your feet in the stirrups for me.
after putting my feet in the stirrups, i kept my knees closed. the doctor turned on the examination lamp and positioned it so it was shining right at my most private area.
doctor: i'm going to need to your relax your needs to the sides for me.....there you go. a little more...perfect.
the table was flat so i couldn't watch what was happening, but i heard him snap on the exam gloves and then i heard a drawer opening, some metallic clanking and finally the cold metal pressing into my vagina. "a little pressure now. just relax for me". it felt like i was being pried open and that it would never stop. i sqirmed a little on the table and the nurse reminded me to breathe.
doctor: relax zoie.
i felt scraping inside me and then a sharp painful period like cramp and he (i would assume) inserted the brush into my cervical opening. i saw the nurse take the brush and then i felt the speculum collapse and slide out of me. the doctor stood and the nurse squirted a large amount of lube onto his large fingers.
doctor: time for your manual exam. you're going to feel some pressure. i'm feeling for the size and shape of your uterus, your fallopian tubes and ovaries and any abnormalities. relax for me.
i felt his large fingers invading my tight vagina. if possible he felt bigger than the speculum did. i could feel his hand pressing down deeply on the outside and his fingers pressing from the inside. he spent a few seconds on my left ovary, then my uterus and then when he got to my right ovary the expression on his face changed and it looked like the was concentrating.
doctor: any pain here?
me: yes a little bit. its uncomfortable.
doctor: i think im feeling a cyst. sometimes cysts clear up on their own with the menstrual cycle. i'd like to keep an eye on it though. i'll have the nurse set you up for another appointment in 3 months to reevaluate.
with that he pulled his fingers out my vagina. it felt gooey with lube. i heard the doctor snap off his gloves and i begin to sit up and close my legs.
doctor: oh, we're not quite done yet. i'd like to do a recto/vaginal examination. just lie back again for me and let your knees fall to the side. it will only take a moment.
as he's saying this he's regloving and the nurse is putting more lube on his fingers. my heart is beating fast. i feel 1 large finger invading my tight anus and the other at my vaginal opening again. i bite my lip and he slips in deeper and deeper. i feel so full and uncomfortable. he starts to press down again feeling my organs. it again feels like forever.
me: doctor, its uncomfortable.
doctor:almost finished here. you're doing great.
finally he slides his fingers from my holes and removes the gloves. i feel even more lube dripping down my vagina and rectal areas.
doctor: alright, here are some tissues to clean up with. the nurse will get you some birth control pills and you can get dressed. on your way out set up an appointment a few months from now and we can check on that ovary. it was nice meeting you.
he walked out of the room and i cleaned myself up. i have an exam set up in july for another examination. i hope its nothing serious but i cant wait to get back into the stirrups.