Enema interruptus

I'm lying on the bathroom floor this afternoon, Dom on the phone, nozzle just inserted for the third bag when I hear the BIP of another call. Daughter. "I'm coming home. I'm stuffy again, and I don't want to get the little girls sick [teaching dance]." "Like coming now?" "Yes." "Okay." 😮

Thank God for cell phones and the 20 minute drive home, as well as catching me before I got that 3 quarts in. I told Sir what was up, pulled the nozzle and got everything cleaned and put away before she returned, with several minutes to spare.

Don't you just hate when family (or other real life) gets in the way of having fun? *counting down the days for when she goes to college*

Happens quite often here! Just a couple weeks ago Miss had me all set up in the tub filling and about 1/3 the bag was left and ......I hear footsteps coming down the stairs!!! INCOMING!!! Miss comes in to help take the bags down and I hide the hoses under the soapy, cloudy water. "Ok" I tell the youngest "you can come in" after the knock. He does his thing and leaves and things return to "normal".

When taking an enema, the Cell phone DOES have an OFF button! " I don't know! The cell must have been overloaded or down!!"

The other day just finished having my enema and viewing Zity.Biz when my wife pulled onto the drive.

I thought I had closed the computer down before making a run back to the bathroom, turned on the shower and made out I was just finishing having my shower. She came in to the study and wanted to send a E-mail to one of here friends.

when I went back to the computer She had printed the opening page of Zity.Biz, and left next to the keyboard. Nothing was said about it over dinner, I think it was a way of saying I know what you look at when I am out for the day 😳

Mike

It's too late for mikeoiluk but for everyone else, a word for the wise is:

HAVE YOUR OWN SEPARATE LOG-IN and preferably your own computer

always log out when you aren't in front of the computer.

Your wife not only KNOWS what you do when she's out, but now she also IMAGINES what you do when she's out. You're in bigger trouble than you think.

Couldn't really have my cell phone off since I was talking to my Dom on it while we did the enema, following His instructions. It's also my safety net, as the daughter notifies me whenever she's coming home. I didn't expect her to return for about 4 hours at that point, so if the cell phone had been off, I'd have been SUNK!

I fully agree with Chester. The phones MUST be ON.

It could easily be your only warning you are about to be walked in on.

Fortunately for me my wife knows about my enemas and doesn't mind. she also knows I come to this web site. But a word of causion. After you log off it's best to clear the history on your computer. If I didn't do this my son would have seen all the history the other day when he came by and used my computer. He had gone to some web site looking and got nocked off. For some reason he pulled up the history page to see what had happened.

Just thought those who have to hide there enema fetish from there wives might want to check the history page just in case.

Some browsers (Firefox, others?) have a useful ‘private browsing’ mode that doesn’t keep history.

Hallo Chester,

I know how you feel form my own experience! I solved the "house key problem" with the daughter by buying an old house,

renovating it from roof to cellar and moving in. My daughter still lives in the rented apartment in town, now with two friends to share the rent. You can't believe how happy I was when i could have my first enema in my new bathroom not worrying about being disturbed by our two legged contraceptive! 😜 Your time will come!