Shy bladder at the Urologist

I had to go to the Urologist due to unfortunate burning sensation while urinating. Well part of the protocol for the exam is a urine sample. The problem was ,I completely empty my bladder prior to my appointment. I didn't have to go. So at thedoctors office I was given a 12 oz glass of water and waited 15 minutes ... still no go. Another 12 oz and you guess.... no go . After a few more glass of water still nothing. The nurse then had me take off my pants and sit in what looked like a gyno chair. She put the gloves on and slid the top of my shorts down. She pulled out and electronic device which was a ultrasound unit to measure my bladder . Yes the bladder was real full . The nurse said , we can't let you leave until we get this sample and we do have other means to get it you know. Then a young male doctor comes in the room . He says, so I hear your the one that's holding water like a camel. Well we'll fix that . He told me to drop my shorts and bent over the table. Now the nurse still is in the room . He snapped on a glove and I could hear the squish of the KY tube. Then off to my side the nurse is also donning gloves. The nurse then picks up a long necked plastic container . I prepared for the ol prostate massage . Yes it was a little pressure than alot as the doctor pushed down on my prostate . The nurse then place my exposed member with her ever so soft gloved hand into the container .Suddenly a burning sensation , then an urge to pee. . Boy I did . I just about filled the container . The nurse said she though she was going to need another container . It did get the traditional tissue, the doc exited and the nurse gave me a quick pant on the bare bum with her gloved hand , and saying I told you we would get that sample out of you one way or another. I did get a big smile for the nursing staff when I was paying the bill.