Procedure for taking rectal temp

I apply lubricant to thermometer and then inserting into rectum. I am then told to turn over on my stomach. My cheeks are spread as I anticipate the insertion, my heart is beating. I am told to take a deep breath as the thermometer is being slowly inserted into my bottom as the taker tells me its the most accurate way of measurement and it will only take 5 minutes.

I like to lubricate the anus lightly on the outside with a feathery touch and then play around the outside with a well lubricated glass thermometer before a slow but firm insertion. Vaseline being the lube of choice.

When it is time to take my temperature, i doing it in my butt, but it is only the best way to take your body temp.

1. When it must go very fast, then i do it with a digital thermometer:

Pull my jeans and underwear down to knees, bending a litle over, spreading with one and my butt and insert the thermometer with the other hand until the switch. When the thermometer is in its position i close my spreeded butt, then i switch it on for measuring. I remove it when it is ready. Duration: 1-2 minutes.

2. When it must go not so fast, but i have a litle more time:

self procedure as point 1, but i doing it on lying position with face down. Duration: 3 minutes

3. When i have time, i doing it with a glass thermometer(geratherm or pencil thermometer)

I pull out my jeans and underwear, lie down at "sims position", face down, butt up in the air, lying on my back with spread legs or spread legs in the air.

As lubricant i use water or sometimes vaseline.

The thernometer going slowly in my butt for 10 minutes measure time.

The half of the thermometer is normaly in my butt insertet.

Standard nursing procedure for taking a rectal temp:

http://suite101.com/article/how-to-check-a-rectal-temperature-in-an-adult-a191036

MY experience was typically to be told to lay on my tummy once undressed, at least to my briefs. At that point, the butterflies in my stomach began. Much more so, once I was a bit older. Most often at home it was my mother that took it this way, at the Dr office, always the nurse that got the vitals before the Dr. came in. In those days, the thermometers were on the counter in glass receptacles in alcohol. Once I saw the nurse take it out of the glass holder and rinse it off, I got anxious, quiet, nervous. At home, it was not the same, but the outcome was. Either way, my briefs were lowered and I was told to be still. I was not one to argue or fight it although it was uncomfortable at that time. The ritual began of seeing the thermometer shaken down and the jar of vaseline coming out. The thermometer was dipped into the vaseline and I was told it would not hurt, then it was slowly placed into me and I would gasp a bit. I remember clearly that my mom and the nurse would have conversations as I lay there with it inserted. I was embarrassed, but I also was very aware. Once it was done, it was slowly taken out with a bit of a twist and wiped off for viewing.

I prefer using vaseline on the "business end" of the thermometer or else to use some rectal cooling jell first and then insert the thermometer.

I like to be thoroughly lubracated first on my rectum and then the thermometer dipped in vasiline

Laying on my tummy, shorts down to my knees. Thermometer already shaken down and generally no lube if I'm in any hurry. Otherwise, KY added to the tip. Spread cheeks, insert 1-2" and enjoy.

I should add that in years past I had several opportunities to take younger ladies temperatures rectally. Sadly it's been awhile but in those instances I always used KY, generally dipping the tip of the thermometer into a freshly opened single use packet. In most cases the lady preferred to lay on her tummy, and much more rarely either stand and bend over the exam table or lay on her left side. In each case I would spread her bottom cheeks and gently insert the thermometer about 1". Then leave it in place for 3 minutes before removing slowly.

I tell you that I think you feel a little warm and that I'd like to take your temperature. "There is one thing though, I only have a rectal thermometer, I'm gonna have to take it that way" You're kind of embarrassed just to hear this, your heart starts beating faster, you've never had anyone take your temp back there since you were a little kid, but you know it has to be done, so you undo your pants, let them fall to your feet, and step out of them, now you're wearing just your shirt and tighty-whities.

"Hop on the bed, and lie face down". You get up on the bed, you're on your stomach, facing the wall, you can't see much now, but you can hear everything going on behind you. You hear me open a drawer, sift around, and pull a few things out. You hear a very light click, as I open a jar of vaseline, five silent seconds pass as I lube up the thermometer and you hear one more click as I close it, and a tapping as I put it on the table. "I'm going to have to pull down your underpants" I tell you as I place my hands lightly on your hips. "Lift up for me real quick". You lift up your middle as I put my thumbs in the waistband of your briefs and slowly pull them down to your knees. Your knees are a little uncomfortable because your underwear is now resting on them, I notice you shifting around so I pull your underwear down to your ankles and take them off for you.

You feel the cool air on your butt, which is now completely exposed. I pick the thermometer back up and put my hand on your butt cheek, you jump at this as I reassure you. "Just relax" I tell you "this won't hurt at all". I lift the back of your shirt up just a little bit. You gasp slightly as you feel my index finger and thumb go into your crack, I slowly move them apart, exposing your hole. "Here it comes" I say softly, as I place the bulb of the thermometer on your butt hole and start counting. "1.....2......3" I slowly push the thermometer into your butt, twisting it a little as it's going in. You sigh in pleasure as I'm inserting it, I leave my finger on the end, applying just a tiny little bit of pressure. I begin to twist the glass rod, back and forth, as I wait for it to register.

"It's been three minutes, I'm going to look at the reading, and then put it back in just to be sure it's right" I very slowly pull the thermometer out and hold it up and read it out loud to you, "100.4, yep, you do have a little fever" I spread your cheeks again and this time without warning, push the thermometer right back in, you gasp a little, expecting me to count again. I pat you lightly on your butt and back up, taking in the sight of the thermometer sticking out of your butt cheeks. This goes on for two minutes, but it feels like ten to you. Finally I pull it out again and read it, "100.5" You stand up, face away from me, and pull your underwear back up.

Excellent thread...it's so wonderful to have someone else check your temp!

I like to have my lady lay on her belly still clothed. Then pull up her dress or slacks down. Then slip her panties down to the top of her thighs. Then you can take her rectal temp. I always use KY or other water lube when I want. It is very sensual to use a dry thermometer and gently work it in and out using the bodies own natural lubrication. This must be done very slowly.

Agree with most of the procedures with finger lubrication before inserting, but always starting by announcing what the patient needed. I would inform them that I was going to take their temperature, and it would have to be taken in their behind. Most would be startled, but also sensed some became aroused by the thought of what was going to happen.

I love the thermometer dipped in Vaseline and the lightly twirled around my rectum. I like it to slowly slide in.

When I take a temperature with a glass thermometer I always use some vaseline on the tip of the thermometer before I insert it.

I always dip the tip into Vaseline beore inserting it

As long as she has taken down her panties far enough off her but cheeks that her crack can be spread only the tip if the glass tube in my opinion needs to to be dipped in the vaseleine before insertion. If you want to make a point a drop of Tobasco sauce after the dip of vaseline leaves a strong more punishing impression. Perhaps before a punishment spanking and enema.

Apply lubricant to thermometer and then inserting into rectum

Lubing is half of the fun when taking a temp. Here is my favorite process. I feel my ladyfriends forehead and declare her slightly warm and notice that she lookeds flushed. I delcalre that I need to tak her temperature. I then lay her over my lap and lower her pants, pantyhose and panties to the knees (she knows what is coming). With snap of the latex glove and a dab of lube a finger is inserted to the rectum for lubing and quick probe. The thermometer is then inserted and moved slowly in and out and in a circular motion. I keep my hand on her bottom during the entire temp taking and with the other hand I adjust the themometer as needed..

Lubricate the rectum by finger, deeply, thoroughly, twist and round the finger, again and again. Than withdraw the finger, and thrmometer is up!!!!!!!

Lubricating the rectum using a finger is so hot! I love to do this! I also lubricate the thermometer though - just to be thorough 😉 (I use KY for both).

Inserting a lubricated finger first and then the thermometer.

I'm usually made to lay on my tummy, sometimes in rare instances in the diaper changing position. I'm either completely naked or with just a t shirt on. The thermometer is always lubed with Vaseline, and I'm told to take a deep breath and to be a good girl because its for my own good. My play daddy then slides the thermometer in slowly, and keeps it there for about 4 minutes. Any squirming or resistance on my part is met with a series of spanks to my bottom or privates. After my temp taking I get my bottom hole wiped with a baby wipe, and either an enema or suppository depending on how sick I am.

I like tempgals description the best

It was always the same for me.I was told to hop up on the examining table,pull down my pants and lay down on my tummy.My mom would be seated in a chair facing me,she always smiled.The nurse or secretary would come back shaking down the thermometer,then she'd dip the it into a jar of Vaseline,spread my cheeks very wide to show me who was boss and shove it in my ass about half the thermometer in.She would then leave for five minutes and come back to take it out and see what my temperature was.

I was subject to many procedures depending on the circumstances and the position I would be in while my temperature was taken. Especially in the Kindergarden (up to the age of about 4) they would usually use the "diaper position". In this case the (female) supervisor would take me by my hands into the diaper changing room. There she would perch down and ask me to rise my hands while she was starting to undress me until nothing was left except the panties. After this she would grab (under the arms) and seat me on the diapter changing table which was covered with a soft white leather-like pad which initially felt cold once I had laid down with my feet still dangling. Now she would grab my panties with both hands and pull them down obviously exposing the last bit of privacy that I had until this moment. Laying there I would watch her going to "the drawer" and removing a silver case in the shape of a big pencil. Now, while walking back to me, she would open the case, pull out the shiny glass mercuriy thermometer (remember this was Europe around 1992) and start shaking it down. After checking the reading she would position herself directly in front of me, grab my legs tightly and pull them up and slightly towards my face fully exposing my rectum. Now she gently inserted the tip of thermometer up to the area where glass thermometers start to get wider, as you can imagine back then those 1 or 2 centimeters felt more violent then nowadays, not talking about the cold feeling that accompanied the insertion for a few seconds. If I remember correctly she kept the thermometer inside for about five minutes, in "child-time" about five hours. After one or two minutes the feeling of the thermometer in my anus started to get uncomfortable, especially because she was not able to hold it completely still, so I started to fight it by trying to push the thermometer out and wiggling around with my behind. But as you can imagine it was of no use since the grown woman obviously was stronger than the small child. To calm me down for the remaining minutes she would start humming a children song or do sounds like "sh-sh-sh". After those (felt) five hours she would remove the thermometer in a quick move (which felt as violent as the insertion) and have a look at the reading with my feet still in her hands. Only after the reading was carefully checked she would place the instrument next to my head, lower my legs, lift me up and put me back on the floor. There she would help me to dress again and show me to my sleeping area. Now she would take the next child and repeat the procedure which, by the way, could be seen from the main playing room since there was a kind of window to the diaper changing room. I remember often seeing naked legs (in her hands) in the air from the playing room and always hoping I did not had to go there again. 😉

Obviously being in this forum you can imagine that I would be more than happy having a female doing the same to me or the other way around.

For most adult patients, I have them lie in the left-sims position. Lubrication of the anus isn't necessary because digital rectal probes slide in very easy if they are well lubricated with K-Y. It's then just a matter of asking the patient to take a deep breath and try to relax. Raise their right buttock and insert the probe up the anus toward the belly button, and into the rectum for a distance of 1 1/2 - 2 inches. Most patients freak out before having it done, and admit "it wasn't that bad." when it's over with. I average taking adult rectal temperatures about 4 or 5 times a week. It's not as common a method anymore, but we still take rectals for various medical reasons for some patients. Some of the younger patients who grew up with ear thermometers and have never had a thermometer put up their rear become understandably upset when we take their's rectally.

When i was a kid it was almost always the same. If I was at the doctor, hospital, felt sick or just "felt warm", I was told "you need your temperature taken" and to lie down, either on the bed, exam table or sofa. That is when the butterflies started. Out came the thermometer and the vaseline, and I either heard or saw the thermometer being lubricated. Whoever was taking the temperature would stand next to me and I was told to "roll over on your belly" I complied and felt my underwear or pajamas being pulled down then the thermometer inserted in my rear end followed by, 'hold still like a good boy". I loved the feeling of the thermometer going in cold and warming up as it registered. Usually it was left in for 2-3 minutes and if I moved even slightly I was always told to "hold still, almost done". After the thermometer was removed I remember watching my caregiver wiping off the vaseline and either announcing the temperature to whoever else was in the room or the nurse writing down the temperature, then pulling my underwear back up. If a doctor nurse was involved this was usually followed up with a needle. I remember that too. It was announced I had whatever condition and was to be given some medication. If the Rx pad didn't come out I knew I wasn't going in my mouth. The doctor and/or nurse would leave the room and I knew what was coming since needles were usually prepared outside of the exam room but if it were a house call or the needle was prepared right in front of me the anxiety really ratcheted up. Once I saw the nurse with the liquid filled javelin in her hand approaching me I was practically in tears knowing what was next. Again I was told to "roll over on your belly" at which time I would ask for oral medicine or something like that and my protests were met with "it will be over real quick" or "it will only hurt a little". After a little coaxing I gave in and turned over. Again my underwear went down and now I can feel the coldness and smell the alcohol as it was rubbed on my rear end and then the stabbing pain as the needle punctured my skin and the pressure as the medicine was injected. It seemed to last forever then i would feel the pain as the needle was pulled out and the site rubbed again with alcohol. my underwear would be pulled back up and again was told how i was such a good boy. I would be hesitant to sit up as I knew it would hurt back there after what just happened. after all that I was reminded for the rest of the day of what happened every timed I moved and felt the slick vaseline or the soreness of the injection site. Although I hated the procedure then, It turns me on incredibly now as I remember it .

My doctors office the nurse never lubed my hiney first just the bulb of the thermometer and I was always face down on table pants and undies at my ankles.

I also cant remember any nurse or doctor lubing my anus only lubing the thermometer. My mom also never lubed my anus only the thermometer.