[quote author=pinklady link=topic=597.msg26672#msg26672 date=1211848979]
I've had my temp taken rectally several times before, but only in a medical setting. Nothing ever erotic. It seems like the medical profession is also phasing out rectal thermometers and going all digital now....... too bad. [/quote]
Imagine your bare bottom is gently spread and a finger smears some lube over you in a special place. The finger slowly spreads the lube which grows warm and gives you a kinda humiliating squishy feeling that takes you back to shameful accidents as a little girl.
The finger continues to move, changing to a circular motion over your relaxing muscle, and before long the relaxed and dilated orifice allows the finger to smoothly and breathtakingly penetrate your defenses, as it continues to spread the lube where it will do the most good.
The thin glass rod is handed to you - you must open the package it comes in, and then you are instructed to lubricate the thin yet somehow awful rod that you know is about to slide into you.
After you, with trembling hands, finish lubricating the instrument it's taken from you and in a quick, smooth and gentle motion it twirls over your relaxed anus the slides deeply into you. The instrument is pushed out by your body and every time it is almost free a finger gently presses it back home deeply inside you.
After a time a clean gloved finger is introduced into your vagina. In almost all cases I have found the canal to be both very warm and quite slippery. After some probing with a single finger a second finger is introduced into your vagina as the rectal instrument continues to register your status.
The two fingers are placed right next to each other against the back wall of the vagina and as the thermometer slides in and out of the rectum the rod slides between the two fingers, clearly felt through the membrane between the rectum and the vagina.
After some minutes of such procedures most subjects evidence considerable agitation and some perhaps involuntary, but pronounced hip and pelvic motion, as well as significant verbalization and in some cases tears.
At such a point qualified medical practitioners have several choices how to procede with your treatment...
Still not erotic?