Doughboy

I once had a woman take a specially made 4 foot long, 2 inch wide breadstick she made herself,(with lots of extra yeast), freeze it, and then thaw it enough to bend, but not enough to rise, and insert it all the way up into my bowels and then plug me with an inflatable plug. I had to sit with her for 3 hours and watch a movie while the bread with the extra-active yeast began rising and expanding inside me. When she finally removed the plug,(because of my persistant pleas after having painful dry heaves for 2 or 3 minutes), 2 hours AFTER the movie had ended, I crapped a soft, but HUGE bread cable 5 inches in diameter and 12 feet in length!

Not only that; but the convulsions created by my straining to expel the too-large-bread stick made me heave several times more. This time, the breadstick slowly oozed its way up my esophogus and throat and out my mouth about 6 in. to every 2 feet out the other side. When the bread had finished evening out, top and bottom, she had to pull the dough from my backside as 2 or 3 more feet dragged out of me backwards, pulling about 2 feet of the dough back down my throat before snapping it in two. She then pulled the dough back out through my mouth until the last of it was out. The final measurement of the back section was 16 feet and the piece that came out my mouth was 4 feet long. it was a total of 20 feet of 5 inch diameter dough that had been inside me! To make sure the yeast was completely removed from my system, she gave me 3 gallons of enema water until I purged the excess water out my mouth by vomitting for about 10 mins. It was VERY INTENSE!!!

Wow talk about hot. That sounds like a very intense trip. I would love to try that. Sounds very heavy and would control all of ones thoughts. The bread expanding inside and coming up and out your mouth knowing it was also pushing to get out of your rear. But escape that way was blocked. Great story thank you.

!st time I have heard of sumthing like this, a bit much for me but sounds kinda interesting...

WOW!!! Sounds like a mad experence. Would like to try that myself except fot the bread exiting my mouth, dont fancy that.

Guess it could be a smaller amount inserted and less time before the grande removal. Must have felt bizzar growing inside you like some incubating alien

Thanks for a great idea, will keep you posted.

Sorry to be the one who expresses doubt but, even as a laymen, I don't think the human body will allow the reported results to happen! Also an adults intestines (large and small) are about 8.5m (28 ft.) long and that does not include the stomach and throat, so 20ft. would appear to be a bit short. Please would one of the medical professional contributors give their opinion!

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Wow that does sound intense! That must have been some experience!

This is totally ridiculously fantasy and not fact. The gut is much longer than 12 feet. There are valves such as the iliocecal and pylorus on the way which would have prevented further expansion. Having something move retrograde in the esophagus would inevitably lead to lung aspiration. Finally bread dough simply doesn't rise that much. Please keep fantasies in the fantasy section.

Yes, as liquidsky said: F A N T A S Y

liquidsky, my mother's bread (from my paternal grandmother's recipe) actually rises a lot. She could make a sourdough loaf that was crust and almost empty inside! Don't even get me started on her pop-overs, yumm,