Today while shopping at Wal Mart I had stopped to reach inside my rear waist to pull up my sagging diaper( I do this a lot actually) on the way out the door I was stopped by one of Wall Marts"loss prevention employees" and the dickhead told me I had been seen placing store merchandise in my waist.
I told him BULLSHIT and I wanted to talk with the store manager I was told that he would handle it and to follow him and if he thought I was shoplifting to arrest me and call the cops.
when the manager approached us and asked what the problem was I replied I wanted to see how much false arrest his employee had and how much Wall Mart would pay to keep this episode outta the press
(I am handicapped and use crutches) when the manager heard this he became real interested as just what was going on.
The store security guy said I had been observed shoplifting I just laughed and said they better call the cops because I was gonna bust someone up alongside the head (note at this point I'm holding a crutch like Hank Aaron waiting for a pitch) my daughter at this point had called 911 on her cell and quickly a sheriffs deputy walked and asked what the problem was when he was told I was suspected of shoplifting he asked for my explanation
it told him in a very loud voice where everyone could hear that I was handicapped and happened to wear diapers but since i had been shopping all day I had on a wet diaper and was reaching in the rear to pull the sagging diaper up then offered to show everyone.
The cop told me to calm down then told the very embarrassed manager that ma by he should have handled the problem better and Maybe asked me for an explanation also he would make a report so I could get a copy later if i wanted to file a complaint with Wall Mart cooperate offices
Now I have received two phone calls from the store but wont talk to them (screw them I want to get fired for Christmas and then see how they treat people)
P.S. this might get expensive for Wall Mart >😢 😉