Who has been caught masturbating ?

When I was in college and living off campus, my roommate once found my lube in the bathroom - I had forgotten it - humiliation ensued.

Amy that's very sad. I'm horrified.

My dad caught me when I was very young ... 7 maybe? I was doing it under a pink blanket in the TV room. He ripped the blanket from my body and scolded me in a horrible and life-scarring way and told me to never do it again. But of course I did ... in utter shame thanks to him, to boys and then eventually to girls too.

When I was 14 I found his stack of f***ing porn in his "home office." My mom had had a mastectomy.

The only good thing to come out of that was that the shame about my masturbation went away. But that's when I started to realize my father was a weak and sad man.

At night when tucking in one of my daughters to bed when she was about 6 years old, she was under her blanket and I heard sort of a clicking sound coming from under the blanket. I asked her what the noise was. I thought she might have been playing with a small toy in bed, but she said, "I'm enjoying my wetness." I simply told her that's OK.

At night when tucking in one of my daughters to bed when she was about 6 years old, she was under her blanket and I heard sort of a clicking sound coming from under the blanket. I asked her what the noise was. I thought she might have had a small toy in bed, but she said, "I'm enjoying my wetness." I simply told her that's OK.

The way it should be....

I've reported elsewhere here about my mother opening the bathroom door while I was furiously working it.. I just had time to snatch up a wet towel and hold it up in front of me - only to look down and realize we were both looking at the tent I was making from behind it. I think she just muttered "Well for heaven's sake" turned and left. My nearly nightly routine was to hold my erection against my belly and lie face down in bed while humping away. Thinking back I'm pretty sure Mom very likely must have looked into my room at night and noticed my covers humping up and down - or possibly the covers rustling or bed squeaking caught her attention on her way to the bathroom. At any rate she never said a word.

I've not been 100% undoubtedly caught masturbating.

Kind of surprising given how reckless I have been. I would have had my mess discovered, I used to shoot my load onto the floor and never do anything else about it. (teenage male....sorry mum)

I have had, on two occasions, hotel staff walking into the room while i've been naked, both sitting at a laptop while i've been touching myself. But neither would have been able to see what i was doing (both on the PC and with my left hand).

There was one time when I was fucking my own ass (with the handle end of a golf club, if u must know) and my mum must have heard me breathing heavy and asked if i was okay from the other side of the closed door. I was stunned, frozen with a golf club 1/4 inside me, acted like i had just woken up, said I had a bad dream. No idea if that worked or not but it sure made me feel less concerned when she said 'alright, good night' and went back to her bed.

I have stealth masturbated with my wife in the same bed a couple of times, apparently she has done the same. ninja!

When I was a child (don't know what age but I was prepubescent) my mom entered my bedroom without knocking and caught me masturbating. I think I was erect and had removed my pajama bottoms for easier action, there was no way I could hide what I was doing.

She looked very distressed and started interrogating me. What was I doing? Why was I doing it? Did somebody show me how to do that? Then she looked puzzled and hesitating, then recommended I never do that in front of other people.

Hey, SHE did enter without knocking, I did not intend her seeing that! Furthermore I think my interest in these body parts was partially spurred by her insistence on washing them every evening (with full retraction of the foreskin).

I realized later that she thought that prepubescent children were sexually innocent and thus that if they got interested in these body parts it was perhaps they were "handled" by some pederast.

Much later, I must have been 15, I got caught again. I was pretty angry that she had walked in without knocking. She said something I did not understand about girlfriends.

I think my mom disapproved of masturbation (without prohibiting it), found oral sex disgusting, disapproved of teenage relationships (waste of time, risk getting with the wrong people, risk getting the girl pregnant...) and basically only approved of vaginal sex in a stable adult couple.

I think I now understand why my mother, who clearly disapproved of masturbation, seemed to ignore semen stains in pajamas and sheets.

A friend of mine, on an unrelated child-rearing issue, remarked "I do not have to punish what I do not see".

The meaning is that if a parent sets rules and these rules are openly violated, then the parent has to somehow punish the child, otherwise the child may get the impression that it is ok to violate rules.

My mother, even though she disapproved of masturbation, did not want to go to the point of outright prohibiting it — when she caught me in the act, she could have simply told me not to do it again. Besides, prohibition without enforcement just undermines parental authority, so she would have had to check on me. Instead, she was just disapproving and (in the later times I was caught) sarcastic.

If she had taken "official notice" of the stains, she would have had either to tell me it was ok, either to outright prohibit the act. But she probably did not want either to appear to condone masturbation.

So it was basically "don't ask don't tell" — everybody pretends nothing happens.

Fortunately I was never caught by mom, but when I was 14 when mom was out my dad walked into my room just as I was about to shoot my load. There was nothing I could do and the semen was shooting all over my chest as he looked at me. I was horrified, but I was relieved when he said 'That was quite a load!' He told me that it was quite normal, and that he masturbated every day. After that he never closed the door when he was masturbating, and I saw him masturbate many times. .

I have been caught so many times, and caught others, it is almost pleasurable for me. I often masturbate on my belly prone, as you would know if you read my submission on who taught me to masturbate. I was in sort of a youth home, whatever it was, a dump for wayward teens, and they (the staff) had this weird thing for catching kids masturbating, and stopping them. I think they made a point of trying to catch a kid as they orgasm.

Well, I had that happen already, in my first ejaculation, and didn't want that again. They didn't even want kids to have wet dreams, let alone masturbate. I was about 13, and after watching them catch kids masturbating, and woke one kid up in a wet dream, I was determined not to get caught (again). But I did. I tried a mop closet, where I succeeded before, but this time (after not ejaculating for about two weeks - pure hell for a 13 year old) I was yanking away, and the door comes open and the guy pulls me out into the hallway, in front of several boys and girls, pants still around my feet and hard penis in my hand.

He held my wrists, presumably so that I could neither masturbate nor cover my throbbing penis, and scolded me for breaking the rule. Because I was so close to orgasm, but the trauma of being caught softened my penis, I was aching and had the infamous blue balls. Later that night, in my sleep, I woke to a rather shuddering wet dream, to the amusement of the boy in the bunk next to me. He was no longer amused when he got caught rubbing it in bed a week later. The event of being pulled out into the hallway with throbbing erection did attract at least one girl, who later gave me a wonderful blow job and masturbated to orgasm about a week later.

I was a freshman in high school. Occasionally we were sent home early due to a teacher conference, maintenance problem, etc. I got home and announced my arrival. "Mom, I'm home. Hello? Anybody home?" It was not unusual for her to be visiting our neighbor for coffee and an afternoon break. Always horny at that age I decided to take advantage of the privacy and went to my room to jerk off.

Laying on my bed I pulled my pants down and started to stroke. I pulled my shirt up around my chest so I would not stain it with cum. When I started to ejaculated it did indeed land all over my chest and stomach. Just before I was completely finished the door to my room opened and there stood my mother with an arm load of laundry. She had been in the basement and did not hear me over the noise of the machines.

Panic! Embarrassment! Shame! No where to hide. I frantically tried to pull up my pants but since they were bunched around my ankles I was not having much success. I sat up on the edge of the bed covering myself with my hands and started to cry. She sat next to me and laid a clean towel over my lap. I remember the hug she gave me while telling me to calm down, it was OK. As she got up she patted my knee and told me to give her what I was wearing and she would put them in the wash. When I changed I took them to her. I was humiliated! She gave me another hug, reassured me it was OK gave me a reassuring smile and said everybody does it sometimes.

I wasn’t exactly caught but I was in the tub when I was about 10 washing it very thoroughly and she thought I was masturbating. I smoothed that one over but if she had came in a few minutes later, it would have been the real deal.

I was caught by my mom when I was a teen very humiliating and embarrassing to say the least....she walked in on me on my bed going at it I jumped a mile and tried to cover ....she just said well you finish up then I’ll come back and she did to made it even more humiliating asking if it felt good n stuff like that...gave me a hug said it was ok and that maybe she should knock from now on

Marchhare: How would your mother have reacted to actual masturbation ?

I find it interesting reading about these experiences but it would be better for those who were just fantasising actually admitted to that.

I’ve been caught a few times mainly by my mom. At first she would scold me but then she didn’t care anymore.

I'm sure my mother knew what I was doing especially as a young teen my bed sheets frequently showed evidence of the fruits of my labor. I think she just considered it as normal and never made an issue about it.

When I started to masturbate in my pyjamas/underpants, my mother asked me what all the dried or sticky mess on the garment. She obviously knew but didn't know how to confront the issue. I said I didn't know.

My sister walked in on me in my bedroom one time. I was naked from the waist down with a pretty good hard-on. Freaked us both out. We never talked about it. Happened when I was in high school.

When I was a freshman in college over 50 years ago, I had a room mate which didn't give me much privacy. One afternoon a week, he had classes and I didn't so I had the room to myself. That was the time for me to masterbate and enjoy the privacy. Our room was at the top of the stairs on the second floor of the old dorm. When the Director of Admissions would take prospective students on a tour of the campus which included the dormatory rooms, our room was the one he usually showed. It was usually clean and easy to get to at the top of the stairs.

I was in bed, naked one afternoon enjoying my play time. Just as I was about to shoot, there was a knock at the door. I was too far into my approaching orgasm to go to the door so I just ignored it. The sperm started shooting as someone unlocked the door and ushered in a prospective student and two parents. I was in total panic mode so I just rolled over in mid orgasm with my bare ass in the air. The guide saw what was happening and quickly pushed the visitors out of the room and mumbled something about me sleeping. LOL. I had quite a mess to clean up.

I saw the tour guide on campus the next day and he never said a word. He never brought any more prospective students and families to my room. He chose another room for the future viewings. This was a small private college and everyone was well known. A few even saw my bare ass.

First time it was mom

Second time it was my dad

My wife has caught me.

A friend has caught me.

My ex-girlfriend’s mom caught me.

I had a good friend when he was a teen he was masturbating in his room and his mom would yell, what are you doing and he would say nothing and then she would reply, well then stop doing nothing then.

First time it was mom

Second time it was my dad

My wife has caught me.

A friend has caught me.

My ex-girlfriend’s mom caught me.

I wish I could give you a laughing icon award. Either you are quite the unlucky person or maybe you're getting caught accidentally on purpose?

Did anything special happen when you were caught? Curious cause that is usually the most interesting part ...

My dad walked in on me a few weeks ago.

@Nickjacob28 said

My dad walked in on me a few weeks ago.

You are 38 years old and your father walked in on you masturbating?

I would love to know the circumstances.

Sue, I was just thinking the same thing. 38 and still living at home? Really? Please tell us more.

Mashie

When I was younger I remember being caught several times by my mom, it wasn't all that eventful. She would open the door walk in and be just about as embarrassed as me and hurry up and close the door and not ever bring it up.

It is amazing to me how rude so many parents are regarding the privacy of their children.

Don't they know to knock when a door is closed?

I'm really surprised more kids don't go to the hardware store and put locking doorknobs on their bedroom doors. It's not like they are expensive.

I'm really surprised more kids don't go to the hardware store and put locking doorknobs on their bedroom doors. It's not like they are expensive.

Since they're minors, and it's not their house, they would probably get in trouble for doing so. Also, a lot of so called experts would likely tell parents that if a kid put a lock on their bedroom doors, then they're probably up to something bad. Adult kids living in their parents' house is a different story (it still isn't their house), unless they are also owners of the house/rent their room, and help pay expenses.

You guys also shouldn't be judgmental of people in their late 30s living with their parents. I'm not entirely convinced my mother would be able to manage on her own these days, and the fact that she still can drive helps me as well.

I'll add a couple stories as I was a chronic masturbator when a teen. Still would be but life gets in the way, and I get sex so...

When I was 16ish my mom walked in on me. She always knocked, except this once. I usually never went full nude, except this time. I was about to climax and had a sock in my hand and the door just flew open with my mom's face right there. We both kinda screamed and I shouted "I'm changing" and she was gone in a flash. No mention of it afterwards.

My high school job was maintenance in a huge old dilapidated theatre building and it gave me lots of alone time in a place I could disappear easily. So I told advantage of it and would get off all the time. Well, one time I was in a remote room, chilling on a couch going to town when an older coworker appeared like a ninja in the door way. "What are you doing in here?" I jumped and made an excuse. He then turned and started out the window for a minute, to give me a chance to zip up cuz I'm sure he saw my hand flying atleast. I must have been beat red and my hands where shaking as I lit a cig but he never mentioned it to me. I cant imagine what he told his wife or gf at home that night.