Ever naked except for just a drape on the lap?

When asked to get undressed for the doctor, has anyone ever heard something to the effect of ...

"OK, the doctor will be in in a few minutes. So I need you to get undressed." She looks at the chart, and notices I was older than 40.

"I need to ask you to take off everything today, Mr. Smith, including your undershorts. Then have a seat on the exam table. (Nurse hands you a paper or cloth drape.) This drape is for you to put across your lap."

I've always wanted to hear that, and to try not to get hard while sitting there with my bare butt on the exam table. Then the doc -- surprise, a woman, about 28! -- comes in, sits on her stool, and steals glances at my crotch as we talk, which makes me start to get hard.

When I'm asked to lay back, I have to hold the drape in place as I get positioned. As the young physician goes from my chest to my abs to the top of my groin, the drape is tenting pretty bad. Then, without warning and saying a word, she pushes the drape to my chest. It's all bunched up, so I can't see her examining my penis, but I can feel it. Then she examines my balls. Then she says, "OK, Mr. Smith, why don't you stand."

I hold the drape in front of my crotch as I get into position. Then she says: "You can give me that." She takes the drape from my hand, places it on the exam table behind me, and does the "turn your head and cough" thing with me completely naked in front of her, powerless and three-quarters hard.

Then she says: "OK, Mr. Smith, go ahead and turn around and put your elbows on the exam table." My forearms rest on the drape that had covered my lap as she asks me to spread my legs apart a little more, and bend over a little more, till I feel the cold lube and ultimately her finger.

I "survive" that, and turn around completely naked, and about half-hard. The doc then says she has "forgotten" to check my reflexes, asks me to sit back on the exam table, and I do so, sitting on top of the drape as she puts hammers to my knees.

Then she returns to her little desk with me still sitting there completely naked. She finishes the paperwork, never suggesting I cover myself. She takes a last look before leaving, leaves the door partially open, and I leave it that way as I get dressed very slowly.