Chocolate and Oatmeal enema?

Has anyone ever tried this? Someone in my area wants to give me one

It will be nice and messy.

GO FOR IT!

I would nibble on the chocolate while giving the oatmeal "slurry" enema. Why waste the chocolate. The oatmeal can be sacrificed.

I agree with Miss, the chocolate goes in the top end, the oatmeal goes in the bottom end. Still, yuck!

Save the messy work and just insert a chocolate covered breakfast bar or two.

Don't know about the Chocolate other than a suspicion of sugar factors=gas production.

Oatmeal has a reputed effect of becoming dried out and potentially causing a concrete like impaction.

With the associated consequences to be VERY mindful of, but it's neither a certain set of factors nor to be handwaved away lightly. I can indeed see someone wanting a tolerable- or not- impaction that would need repeated enemas to clear it finding it suited to such uses. Same with setup for a "Manual Disimpaction" scenario. I've been mentally toying with the idea of oatmeal, grits etc as a thickened bowel filler and idly wondering what the cramp potential of 3 quarts etc filling my colon would be. Mixing it with Bisacodyl etc might become one of those "remember_forever" events if I'm understanding how it would work. Or- to replicate my childhood constipation's being MIS-treated by oral laxatives when I was impacted horridly. In retrospect- I may have needed a manual disimpaction or oil enemas for proper treatment.

Oatmeal induced impaction+oral stimulant laxative? That scares me to cold terror as the pain of my situation as a child induced suicidal ideation!

Play carefully!