Banana lost inside

Has anyone ever heard of a woman having to get a doctor to remove bits of banana from their vagina? A woman I know once told me she had peeled a banana before masturbating with it and it fell to bits inside her and she removed it with a spoon.When she was older she discussed this with her sisters and two out of three of them admitted that they had made the same mistake.Was this a unique family or does this happen to many women and do some of them go to get medical help rather than getting it out with a spoon.

Smith

As someone who has has numerous bananas in my vagina, most of which were eaten out of me, I will say the sometimes a little remains, but most of time time, you can just bear down and push it out. If that doesn't work, you could always douche, which would clean you out just fine. I never used a spoon, but using a spoon is a good idea because it can be used as a super sized curette for debridement.

This was not banana but I had a girlfriend who had a teenage daughter who thought she lost a tampon. We kind of cracked up when she left our room as we have a pretty full gyno exam room hidden in the house. Her mom grabbed one of the speculums and asked her if she wanted to look for it on her own or if we should head off to the emergency ward.

As it turned out the daughter had a friend and they took the "tool" giggeling and headed off to the bathroom. I guess that did work, as they headed off to her bedroom with it.

When the friend came back to me with it, I asked her what she saw, trying to both be pervy and make sure that there was not a tampon floating around in there. She said it looked like a little dick head poking out way back in there. I sounded to me like she got a good look around and did not see anything. She said the daughter also went fishing around in there with her fingers (we also gave them some gloves) and did not feel anything.

I kind of think the daughter took a peek up the other girls parts too. They both had done their first gyn exam together a month or so before. I never did ask them if they went together or "went" together.

When I use bananas to masturbate, I never peel them but if I'm using them during a sexual encounter, I love to have them eaten out of my vagina so I always peel them. Bits frequently get broken off in there but it's fun to have someone "fish" for them and I never have any problem ejecting them after sex. It's nice to have a few bits left in for the actual intercourse part of the encounter because it makes his penis taste like banana afterwards when you suck it hard for some very sloppy seconds.

I'll never think of a banana split in the same way ever again.Your use of bananas sounds a lot better and less fattening.

There are numerous stories about fruits vegtables,perfume bottles etc inserted and lost in various orifaces,many are factual

Why would you ladies insert a banana when cucumbers are so much more reliable and reusable?

Why would you ladies insert a banana when cucumbers are so much more reliable and reusable?

A banana is MUCH more fun and more fun to have eaten out of you. Plus it has a texture, something a cucumber lacks.

This is a little off subject but I read an article years ago in a medical journal about the recurring problem of women showing up at an ER with a bobbi pin stuck in their urethra or bladder.Usually explaining that "I sat on it by accident"Many ERs now have a special instrument for fishing the things out!Where will it end?!

@Switchablesusie...I like cucumbers too but a curved banana is perfect for hitting my g-spot so I actually prefer it...I tried a variety of shapes and sizes, now I shop carefully to get the biggest one possible with just the right curve....too bad shopping for penises wasn't as easy.

I think the perfect veggie is one of those long thin eggplants. They come in all shapes, width, lengths. I esp. enjoy doing multiple insertions - one in the vagina and one in the rectum, 2 or 3 in the vagina. I once inserted 28 grapes in a gf's pussy and tried to suck them out. I ended up having to use my fingers to get them all out. Don't think I left any behind 😃