What does he say

What does your gynecologist say when he is doing your pelvic exam? Mine tells me about his daughters and their accomplishments in school or in sports. Also how do they phrase it when they have you scoot down on the table. One of mine always says "scoot you rear end down here some more. You won't fall off you know"

My GYN is a woman and strangely enough, she is also into dog obedience competition. In fact, I've judged her several times in my ring at various trials. So that's what we end up talking about.

She also says, "scoot down here to the end of the table" and since I wear a prosthetic limb and have no idea where my right leg is in relation to the table and the stirrups, she also says "just rest your knee against my shoulder (arm, hip, whatever is appropriate at the time). I wish she'd get knee cradles instead of stirrups but...

My gynecologist asks me about my husband and daughters and how I am feeling. We have known each other for almost twenty years. He delivered both girls, now sees the older one as a patient, and always asks what they are up to.