Avoiding using public bathrooms

I prefer to use the home bathroom or the facilities in the hotel I'm staying at but I'm fortunate to travel several times a year and the worst facilities are in Africa going from one game preserve to another. Squat toilets are luxury in some remote villages. Guys do have an advantage with one of the functions, Bathroom habits vary around the world.

I will say that as a man, I never have a problem peeing in public restrooms even if they are nasty dirty- if I have to pee real bad it doesn't matter what it looks like. BUT pooping is a horse of a different color (no pun intended). First, I always try to have my BMs before leaving the house in the morning and if on a rare occasion, I am needing to go after I leave home I will often try to hold it till I get back home. I really don't like using public bathrooms and having to sit on what are disgusting toilets that have not been cleaned in weeks.

So at public restrooms, I will only pee.

No I do not avoid using public toilets but I like it better if I can find a back alley somewhere or a park where I can hide.

If I have to use a public toilet I like to stand to piss like I do most times at home. I am usually confident doing it even when I am wearing jeans or other trousers because I can just get them down around my ankles. My aim is good and I do not splash it all over the place. I never ever sit down to piss but if I have to hover then I have good aim then too so do not blame me for the wet seats because it wasn't me.

I always hover to shit as well and I think I have done it twice in public toilets.

When I was at school the girls P.E. changing room had one cubicle for a squat toilet and I have never seen another one of those since then. It was very old and I think it was really unusual to see a toilet like that in England. I think the cubicle should have had a door on it but it must have come off some time. If a girl used the squat toilet she could be seen squatting there by someone walking into the changing room. Yikes!!! I got seen a few times by other girls when I was squatting over it and pissing before we went outside or into the gym. I think we preferred it when we pissed in groups in a little place we knew at the back of the school. Hahaha

For a variety of reasons, I often have to take long road trips, and that obviously requires the use of public bathrooms on the interstates in the US and Canada.

Generally speaking they are well maintained and clean. The only exception is, of course, a pee spattered toilet seat. I cannot for the life of me, understand why someone would pee in the general direction of the toilet bowl, with no regard for those coming after. I will check several cubicles till I find one that has no visible wet spots. If none are apparent, I will grab a handful of toilet paper and do a quick wipe. Unpleasant, but in the grand scheme of things, there are more important things to worry about.

Women who have never been in a men's bathroom, might be amused to learn that for modesty's sake there are "partitions "between the urinals. In less modern men's toilets, it might just be a couple of urinals side by side. When two men are peeing at the same time, it is good form not to show too much interest in your neighbour's activity. :-\\

In even less modern places, it can be a wall to pee against, or a trough to pee into.

In most cases I do avoid public washrooms, however, if there is a single stall men's washroom that has a urinal, I'll use that any chance I get!

When I have to go I have to use what ever is available. If it's too "nasty" I'll wait until the next store. I usually don't find many "nasty" bathrooms. Which is lucky for me. I've had woman say they aren't comfortable using public bathrooms (including port a potties). But I have an aversion to being caught peeing in too public of a place.

Okaaaaay. . .Toilet ditty time -- Public Bathrooms :

Here I sit in silent bliss

Listening to the trickling piss

Now & then a grunt is heard

Followed by a rumbling turd

For now it is I'm broken hearted

Paid a penny & only farted

Couldn't help myself 😁

You are a naughty boy @That_Australian 😃

I avoid public bathroom like the plage. Whenever I plan to go out I will put on a diaper then use public toilets, That way I don't have to worry about the urgency to pee.

My digestive system and pancreas dictate precisely when I need to go, these days. A few times I have no choice but to do my defecating sitting on the only damned seat which is lousy with piss from lazy guys. Fortunately, this is very rarely the case.

Just having to pee and having access to a public urinal is AOK with me. In the public establishments in a small town like this there's invariably only one urinal, so no comparisons possible (no complaint here, either). These days, now more than ever, I try to be tidy; for I've been as guilty as the next guy of letting most of the urine fall on the floor, but no more.

Having downloaded a lot of videos these days, I'm astounded by the number of guys who don't bother to look to see the final drops appear, and who don't know about activating their pelvic muscles to squeeze out those last little spurts before shaking it (an instinct I always thought was inbred in every male). So many of them don't even want to hold onto their hose to ensure better aim.

Yes and sometimes do number two's.

After all what the point of sit down toilets ( men)

Hate public bathrooms, that's where good old diapers come in, I usally wear one while out helps out with my over active blader problem and the icky yuckie public bathroom problem. Public bathrooms are the reason my auntie thought my cousin how to pee standing up. She was good at it too lol.

DrJ said

Hate public bathrooms, that's where good old diapers come in, I usally wear one while out helps out with my over active blader problem and the icky yuckie public bathroom problem. Public bathrooms are the reason my auntie thought my cousin how to pee standing up. She was good at it too lol.

So you are saying you would prefer to marinate in your urine soaked diaper all day than to stand at a "yuckie "urinal for a minute or two and urinate and leave the bathroom clean and dry????

@SwitchableSusie , never ever in my post did I say I'm a wet diaper all day did I?, that's the only time I visit the public bathrooms is too change out.

I think this is a completely different issue for each gender. For a man to use a urinal, there are many fewer cleanliness issues than for women having to use a toilet. I enjoy the opportunity to see other penises at urinals so public restrooms do not bother me at all.

DrJ said

@SwitchableSusie , never ever in my post did I say I'm a wet diaper all day did I?, that's the only time I visit the public bathrooms is too change out.

OK, you don't like using a "yuckie" bathroom to urinate and you didn't say you wear your urine soaked diaper "all day" but you do have to wear it until you get changed.

Now you say you will use a public bathroom to change your diaper. I don't understand that at all. Isn't urinating in the public bathroom easier than washing yourself where you're skin is wet from urine and changing a wet diaper in a public bathroom?

@SwitchableSusie , girl you need to understand other's ways of thinking and doing stuff. I'm not gonna catch any diseases by going in a public bathroom and touching where others have, specially in a a mens public toilet where there's pee all over the place not to mention other body fluids. Not saying all bathrooms are as dirty as the next but they are dirty one way or the other and I'm not going to risk catching some weird disease. Better than sorry. And before you get to it yes I go in stools to change and try not to touch anything on or near the toilet.

@SwitchableSusie , girl you need to understand other's ways of thinking and doing stuff. I'm not gonna catch any diseases by going in a public bathroom and touching where others have, specially in a a mens public toilet where there's pee all over the place not to mention other body fluids. Not saying all bathrooms are as dirty as the next but they are dirty one way or the other and I'm not going to risk catching some weird disease. Better than sorry. And before you get to it yes I go in stools to change and try not to touch anything on or near the toilet.

So why not just stand and urinate into the toilet? It's faster and cleaner.

So why not just stand and urinate into the toilet? It's faster and cleaner.

I don't know, Just don't trust the public bathrooms and the germy surfaces.