Accident Reports

A couple nights ago, I had my supply tube part from my nozzle.

It had to happen when I had about three quarts already injected

so I wound up with two streams, one clean and one very dirty,

to deal with at once.

That is one of my accident reports/dirty stories. Tell us about

yours!

I had one of those inflatable plug nozzles split a the seam while I was in the process of taking a 4 quart enema. I felt myself getting wet and was wondering where the water was coming from. I didn't feel the nozzle loose all the air pressure till it was too late. Luckily I was lying on a couple towels and caught most of the leak.

Recently I was doing a home colonic. Felt the need to change positions and the expultion hose came loose from the nozzel. What a mess. Fortunately I was home alone and had the towels washed, dried, and put away by the time the wife got home. She is not an emena person, but tolerates and sometimes incuroges my desire for them.

My worst was having olive oil leak on one of our good chairs, and not even realizing it had happened until after I stood up. The oil felt really nice going in, but was totally undetectable coming out sometime later. Fortunately, I was able to get the upholstery cleaned and dried before the wife came home. As nice as olive oil enemas are, I've since given them up. Not worth the risk and hassle later.

The potential OOPs is the reason I take my enemas on a folding camp bed or in the tub. The matres has one side covered in plastic so a spill doesn't get it wet. The towles are anothr story. Although I have a new inflateable plug type nozzel, and to my amazement it popped out on my way to the tolet. Love the fell of the nozzel but I've learned to be carefult when I get up.

I had one not long ago. I was taking a quick one on the bathroom floor, with pillows under my knees, when, for whatever reason, my bowels decided to convulse. The nozzle went in well up the hose, but I leaked more than a pint.

[color=#000000]I was getting a Coffee Enema ready one day. The coffee I use has Cloriphill in the mix so the water is light brown and green. I once forgot to close the clamp while I filled the Jones can with a large contaner full of GREEN Coffee. Yep all over the massage table 3 hrs before I had a client ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.[/color]

[color=#000000]Next accident, was when I sneezed and the stupid Douche Nozzle flew out and I got green water on the carpet DARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I to clean it quickly.[/color]

I was playing poker one evening with a group of friends when one of the women told all of us about the accident that she had that morning with her douche bag. She has prepared her douche, which she was going to take before she dressed and went shopping, had hung it above the tub and before she could lay down in the tub the hanging tab broke allowing the bag to fall and splash the water all over the bathroom. So she said that she had to clean that up, put on some clothes and make a quick trip down to the drugstore to buy another douche bag, come back, undress and fix another douche, get in the tub and take it before she could dress to go shopping. She didn't seem to be the least bit embarrassed about telling us all about this.