While the bulk of this post is entirely my dream from the other night it does play off some real life occurrences, only mixed up a bit.
My neighbor told me that he and his wife were going down south for 3 weeks and he had asked me to look over the house while they were gone. I asked if the dogs were going with them or if they were being boarded for the time they were gone. He said his daughter was staying behind as she had to finish school and take some tests and she would be taking care of the dogs.
So in my dream I was working in my back yard which meets their backyard. However with the fence and bushes one can not see into their yard unless you go to the far corner and stand on top of the tree trunk. While doing yard work I hear the neighbor girl bitching and moaning about someone being evil and wanting her to fail her class. I asked what was wrong and got no response from her. So I went to the stump and looked over into her yard. She was sitting on a lounge chair, topless, studying her books and listening to her ipod. She saw me looking over the fence, pulled the headphones out of her ears and asked if she could help me with anything. I told her I heard her complaining and asked if I could help with anything. She then realized she had bitched out loud and I had heard her. She explained her friends were due to come over and help her study for the big final exam but they backed out and she was pissed.
I told her I would offer to help her study but I don't even know what the subject is. She said thats alright you wouldn't want to help me anyway. I asked her what she meant by that because I do like to help out people whenever I can. She again said I would not understand. I told her I would finish up the little project I had going and I would come over to see if I could help.
I walked over to their yard and she was still topless and sunning herself. The studying for the big exam was put on hold I guess. I then sat next to her on the other lounge chair and asked her what was going on. She said her exam this week was on the male body. She had a classmate that had offered to help her study the different parts of a man's body. Another girl friend of hers in the class was going to bring him over today so the 3 of them could study together. He backed out and she didn't feel like coming over without him. My neighbor went on to say she had missed the one time she was available to sit in on a male physical exam and she was afraid she would not pass this week's exam.
I told her that I had some training in the medical field as an EMT and I would be glad to help her out. I asked for her books and notes and I would quiz her. She said thats nice of me to offer to help her but they had planned on using the male classmate as a test subject and do an actual physical exam on him. I told her that I would help her because I want to see her pass her class. She didn't believe me and told me to go inside with her and remove my shorts to prove I was willing to help her. I told her that since her yard was secluded and she was already topless in her yard taht I would remove my shorts right there and then.
So I stood up and removed my shorts. I was now naked and standing in her line of sight. She bends down and picks up her books and opens them to the section she was studying saying she wanted to compare me to the textbook images.
So in the dream we went thru with the exam as it pertained to the male anatomy. She checked my dick and balls the best she knew how. She read excerpts from the book and made more notes in her notebook. Just as she starts changing the subject on to prostate exam techniques, the gate to her back yard swings open and in walks her friend carrying her purse and books. Her friend calls out "well what are we doing back here?"
I didn't even flinch to cover myself up. Her friend walks over and asks what did she miss. We go over the details and her friend asks if she can practice on me as well.We then get back on track and now discuss the prostate exam. My neighbor says that I was in luck because she does not have any gloves and we can skip that part. Her friend chimes in saying she has a medical kit in her car and she will be right back with it.
When she returns the kit is one of those old fashion black bags doctors carry when making house calls. She does indeed carry exam gloves in there with a bunch of other implements. Both girls take a turn getting their finger on my prostate.
While the friend is doing her prostate check on me the neighbor girl says she can't believe guys allow this type of exam to happen to them. I say its not that bad when you consider what girls go through on their exams. She looks at both of us puzzled and asks whats different about the exam? Her friend asks her straight out if she had ever had a gyno exam done on her. My neighbor says that the last time she went to the doctor she was like 11 years old. She said she had to stand in front of the female doctor in her underwear and mom in the room. The doctor looked her over and felt here and there on her. She was then asked to hold the front of her underwear down in front of her and the doctor said she was checking to make sure hair was beginning to grow there. That was it.
Her friend said that there was hell of a lot more involved. My neighbor was a bit confused and asked her friend if she had ever gone to the gyno doc. her friend said she had been several times. She admitted that the first time was a bit scary but every time after that it was easier. The neighbor girl started asking a bunch of questions. Then her friend says she has some of the tools used in a female exam and asked if she would like to do her first female exam now. I said it was only fair that she did her first physical exam on me that I would be able to give her her first exam. She agreed so long as her friend got naked as well so she could do the exam on her afterwards.
Let me tell you, I woke that morning with the hardest hard on I have ever had!