No enema equipment... What to use

What if I can't get to an enema...What's laying round the house I could use??

You could take the spray nozzle off the kitchen sink sprayer and turn on to very low flow and use that.

Take the shower nozzle. But you have to be carefull because of the pressure and the right temperature.

You could take the spray nozzle off the kitchen sink sprayer and turn on to very low flow and use that.

Very nice. Wash your dishes and cookware with what's been up your ass . . . . Please don't invite me to your house for dinner.

Take the shower nozzle. But you have to be carefull because of the pressure and the right temperature.

Don't do that on vacation in a hotel. Based on what people here have posted, about a zillion people have had the shower hose up their ass. . . .

I don't believe anybody on this website who is home, can't get a real enema.

If you aren't home, the turkey baster works or you can even, and I can't believe nobody thought of this, go to a drugstore and buy a bulb, bag or fleet enema. The old turkey baster also works, as does a plastic soda bottle held up to the anus and squeezed. You can also use a plastic soda or water bottle.

I've unscrewed the shower head and used that. What others are saying about hoses attached to any faucet is correct, you have to use very low pressure. I have also used an ear syringe. It looks like a bulb enema but is meant for rinsing wax out of your ears. Also, you can act like MacGyver and make an enema kit. I did this with a soda bottle, a drill, some glue, and some tubing I purchased from a hardware store. If your lucky, you might have some sort of tubing around your house. Just don't forget to sanitize it.

Try a handheld shower massager if you have one. First, use the spray adjustment to gently stimulate your nipples and then move down to your penis or labia. Holding it so that it stimulates the area between the genitals and anus will help you relax. Then turn to the pulsing adjustment and direct at the anus. Try to let the anal muscle open and you will gradually fill the rectum. Very sensual. I have fantasized about doing this with a partner. Maybe someday.

Here in the UK I use the shower head, ( its not a power shower so only low presure off the header tank. ) 😄

I took 3, 3 litre enemas this morning and feel great.-As pixman said spray then let the muscle relex with warm water and it will open then you can press the shower head closer than a light fit. if it gets uncomfortable then STOP,

I find after I need a plug and some pull ups just in case there is any water left. 😳

Something's amiss here. You can afford several hundred dollars for a computer, but can't afford $15.00 for an enema/douche bag combo kit from CVS or Walgreens. I don't quite buy it, no pun intended. Enemas are one of the least expensive forms of pleasurable entertainment to get into these days......and the equipment lasts for years with reasonable care. Lubrication and soaps are pretty cheap too!

Go to CVS buy a disposable enema and the wash the bottle out and reuse it again. It should last a long time. Or buy a Fleet Bag enema Set for a few dollars. This will last you a long time.

If a person is wanting to avoid having the obvious rubber goods that would give away your secret appetite, here are some of the things I've tried and enjoyed: Siphon; PUR water filter fitted to shower extension; A Plews plastic oil pump from auto parts (new and clean); An individualized water with a hole punched into the cap; and for the agile, take off the shower head, stand on your head and let the water just splatter in, crazy, funny and desperate!

I use the bulb from my vaporizer

Modified shower wand....if you can unscrew the hand wand from the tubing connection then you can either use a male of female reduction coupling (usually copper) and go from 1/2" to 1/4" and then screw on a barbed fitting (copper also). Normal enema tubing will fit over the barb. Be careful adjusting the pressure.

I can't believe this thread. Healthymale and Ellen Anne are right.

If you are home and don't have an enema bag but want an enema, you still have to go out and purchase most of the things people here have suggested.

JUST BUY A FREAKING ENEMA BAG. Hide it from your spouse if you have to.

Use an empty shampoo bottle.

In a pinch an empty plastic bottle with a hole drilled into the cap with a knife and held tight against your bottom will make do. However the main drawback, among a host of others, is it's not erotic like a good conventional bag with douche nozzle.

What does it mean if I've tried every single one of these? Lol...if I don't have anything with me I'll normally just go to the drugstore and buy a cheap enema bag...

A water bottle with the sport cap works good in a pinch. Also certain shampoo bottles can be used if there is nothing else available. I would nerver recommend a shower nozzel in a public place like a hotel for sanitay reasons.

Here is my own design that can connect to most any faucet in the house. Since the valve has a small hole it limits the amount of water that flows into the hose but it is still plenty for most anyone. I am usually at about half open.

My guest bath has the sink close to the potty and a shower so I can hook in and enjoy controlling the flow & temperature as needed.

WARNING Don't use with any retention devices as that would just be stupid.

The design sheet is in my gallery http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=album;ox=showitem;c=3795;id=64451;sort=date;sorto=DESC

Equipment is availabble! Especially online. You wouldn't play football without pads and helmet, don't use the wrong equipment on your insides either.

Yeah, I agree with the shower suggestion, unscrew the head, adjust temperature and flow - best to keep flow rate low - and gently insert into you. Then relax and watch your belly expand, but don't overfill. You're body wil tell you when you've had enough.

I think it's safest to stick with gravity filling, then you don't have to worry about uncontrolled temperature or pressure from sticking a water hose up your butt. Rinse out a gallon milk container and get some latex tubing from Lowes or Home Depot. Fill the container with water, fill the tubing with water, insert one end of the tubing in the top of the jug and the other end in you. Now when you raise the jug or lower your body the water starts to flow. You may use a wash rag at the top of the container to hold the tubing in. Sometimes it's just fun to improvise.

Shower hook ups are good IF you watch the temp and pressurs.

Try a water gun if its pressure isnt too high. or a bath tub squirt toy. or a squeaking rubber ducky and so on.

I'm from Singapore - quick run-down, practically no one has heard of an enema, all pharmacies don't carry any enemas at all and no pharmacists know what it is, and your private bits aren't discussed in public. In short, prudish! Haha.

I tried to DIY one today - bought 8ft worth of tubing from a pet store that was meant for an aquarium and cut it, and attempted to tape it to a 1.5l soda bottle and a funnel. Also tried to UHU glue it on but it wouldn't stay. When I ran water through the funnel/tilted the bottle, water flowed out of the tube, but when I lubed the end of the tube and put it up my ass... Nada. It wouldn't flow.

I hypothesise that it's due to the width of my tubing. It's less than 1cm (0.4 inches) wide - it's only about 0.3cm or 0.118 inches wide. >.

Go to a pharmacy and buy a "female douche" for cleaning the vagine. They will certainly have this, and you can readily use it for your enemas. Take the largest one that you can get. It will be better than nothing, and you will have the pleasure of filling and inserting it several times in a sequence.

You can use a spring water bottle of 1liter, 2liters (best) , this equals 0.25 gal and 0.5 gal or more .

You will take or use only the quantity you want !

Don't forget to mix with the water baking soda or salt, if you want to know the proportions just ask,

Your hose , one end will be placed in the bottle filled of watertie the hose with a rubber band at the top of the bottle,

now you hold the other end of the hose ABOVE the water level in the bottle,

put the end of the hose in your mouth and suck at once strongly, your mouth is 1 or 2 feets above the water level,

the hose will be filled with water,

connect the nozzle you have found,

placing the nozzle (output) a few under the water level the water will come out of the douche(or hose if no nozzle)

now you fold the hose at at some distance of the output, and hold it tightly folded , so the water can't come out,

ptake some lube and lube your anus, put some lube just inside too,

this will lube and relax your muscle,

insert the nozzle or the hose in your ass and unfold the hose,

hold it in, and go lie on your back on a towel on the ground , or on your four ,

the bottle and the water level have to be 15 inches or 1.5 feet above your belly button,

this is a question of pressure comfort and safety.

Equipment is not all that hard to find or expensive.

Here's a simple solution I have used a few times when I didn't have access to my regular enema kit (like when I'm traveling and don't want my enema equipment going through airport security.

Go to any large drugstore and look for a handheld shower hose that attaches to a bathtub or sink spigot. Most drugstores have them as a lot of women use them to wash their hair over a sink. The end that slips over the spigot is flexible and expandable and will also make a nice watertight seal around the top of a two-quart soda bottle. The shower head end of the shower hose is removable. Simply pull it out and you have a hose tube to insert in your rectum. Since the hose makes a watertight seal with the top of the soda bottle, you will need to punch a small hole in the bottom of the bottle (near the edge) to allow air into the bottle so the water can drain into you. You can seal the hole with a piece of tape while you are filling the bottle and getting set up, then remove the tape when you are ready for the water to flow.

You don't have to hold the bottle up if you lie on the floor and lay the bottle on its side (with the hole in the bottom on the top side) on a counter or dresser top that is 18 inches or more above you. That lets gravity do the work and leaves your hands free for other things during your enema.

Keep the shower hose. It can be used many times and raises no eyebrows or causes any problems going through security or simply sitting in a cabinet in your bathroom at home. Enjoy!

You can do like what some have said and make your own enema kit or you can take the easy way out and just use the shower hose. But like what was also said, make sure you have the correct temp and pressure!!

When i was in my late teens i took a regular summers eve disposable douche bottle because of lack of equiptment and thoroughly cleaned it and gave my self my first solo enema with tap water and ivory soap. The summers eve bottles have a nozzle almost the same as the douche nozzle that comes with your typical 2qt bag. It wasn't long after that i broke down and bought my own red 2qt bag and blue squeeze douche bulb from rite aid...