Surprise-surprise RT

I recently recieved one as part of a pre-employment physical along with a through rectal exam. I thought this was strange as I was applying for an office job but the company is in manufacturing and most plant jobs reqire alot of heavy lifing and even though I am working in the offices as a secretary the application process clearly stated that a complete physical exam must be passed by ALL applicants prior to hire.

Janice, I doubt I'm the only one that would really like to hear more about your pre-employment physical. Won't you please give us the juicy details?

It never happen to me

My aunt took my RT at age 14

Never happended to me

Answering brianl.

I remember my intermediate school nurse summoning me to her office one cloudy but warm day. She always had a enema bag ready for anyone not feeling well. Well, I entered her office and she called me into her treatment room. Sit on the table? Very stern woman she was. Lol. Anyway, she says to me. Why are you always sweating?? "Maybe because it's hot in these rooms." I best take your temp? Now, drop those suspenders and turn around? Lol, here she flips out the thermometer from her apron and digs her finger into the old vaseline jar. As she spreads my butt cheeks with her two fingers the lubed one she jams that long slender finger deep into my rectum, making me tip toe. Lol. Let's just say I wasn't her only victim back then.

Occasionally I remember mom "thinking" I was sick and getting them

Either my mom or step dad would use the excuse you look a little flushed young man so I'm going to take your temp. They would shake down the thermometer, smear it with Vaseline, I would go over their lap, my pants and undies would come down to my knees, thumb and forefinger spreading my tush, and the glass tube would slide into my rosebud hole.

As I can remember, I only got my rectal temp taken when I was sick or when mom thought I "looked sick". But at those times there where no excuses. The only thing to do was to cooperate, and put the underwears down to the knees...

I have two marvelous hydro therapists who accommodate me.

I was staying with a neighbor for the day while my mother went shopping. The neighbor was an older lady with grown children. I came into the house after playing in the yard and she said I looked sickly. She told me to have a seat in the kitchen and left. She returned with a thermometer and a jar of Vaseline. She sat down and called me over. Then she took down my pants and briefs and layed me across her lap. I felt a large gob of lube deposited between my cheeks followed by a finger slowly inserted into my rectum. She made a thorough job of lubricating me and inserted the thermometer. She kept it there for several minutes before pulling it out. She said that I didn't have fever but I should stay quiet for the rest of the day and she would check again later. She had me lay on the sofa and watch TV. A few hours later she took my temperature again.

Lovshots, I am curious; has anybody taken your rectal temperature yet?

Kindly,

Ryan

No. When I was an infand/toddler until the end of age 4 and when I did not look good in the face or felt hot, my mom told me that she needed to take my temperature and I did not say anything, I just dropped my pants and laid over my mom's lap.

When I was in the hospital for my tonsils my temperature was taken several times-always rectally. I was not given a choice.

Only when I was around 4 or 5 years old. Never beyond that.

When my wife was in her early twenties(before she was my wife) she had her nose broken by a spinnaker in a sailing accident. She spent 2 nights in the hospital for surgery to repair her broken nose. This was in the days before digital and ear thermometers. The first morning after surgery with her nose bandaged, they had no other option but to take her temperature rectally in checking for infection. Quite a surprise for a her to submit to a rectal temperature by the nurse.