Home Nursing, what happened?

Dear Group,

Remember they use to have Home Nursing Courses.

I guess up until 1970's.

Recall wives and girlfriends, family, female relatives, neighbor's

could give you a bed bath, water "treatments, enemas?

Do you you miss this? Progress?

Not a plastic squeeze bottle, Fleet's. the Fleet's in.

My late mother was an old time nurse, why I'm here.

In the service had a penpal girlfriend in Reading, PA.

Think about her sometimes. Visited her twice by bus.

In High School she was taking Student Nursing.

Was at sea, got letter from her; "we are learning

to give Enemas. Boy are they messy".

To each other? Later became a Visiting Nurse.

If hadn't married my wife, it might have been her.

The wife turned out to be an enemate for a number of years.

Her mother raised her on Suppositories!

Not exactly for the same reasons, but my aunt would routinely give me enemas while I was growing up. I would always get an erection and she would always take care of it, but never said much about it. This is why I love enemas to this day.

I have been looking for a "home nurse" for some time. It seems like the idea of coming into a person's home to give enemas is no longer considered "health care" though I know it would do my "health" a lot of good....oh where oh where are the nurses tonight?

I went in for a hernia surgery and they found a fatty lipoma the size of a sausage had grown through my belly and into the ball sack and down my spermatic cord. This was a very painful surgery. Had to have a surgery later on to remove the testicle. The surgeon was a idiot. Needles to say I had a wound on my ball sack that would not heal. He ordered home health to come every day to pack it with gauze soaked in iodine. So every day a different home health nurse would come to the door and first take a assessment of vitals. Thank goodness they called a hour before to remind me to take some pain medication. I had to remove all my clothes and lay on the bed first they would pull out the old gauze. Then clean around the wound. Then using a wooden Q-tip would push the new gauze into the wound. Admittedly this was no pleasure ride. I would have much rather had a enema or some other form of fun play. But the act of getting naked for a different nurse each day did hold some excitement factor for me. Any hard on that developed was quickly gone as the removing of the gauze was performed. I believe the sadistic ones grinned as this happened. Oh well that is my two cents on this subject.

I recently had to go to the emergency room, I was in terrible pain, and once there they took all the usual tests and xray's it was determined that I was impacted, (constipated) and so I was told that a nurse was going to give me an Enema (wow my insides were excited and nervous) when she came into the room she had two, not one but 2 (Bummer) Fleet enemas which she dispacthed very quickly and very professionally. What a let down.

In '06 & '07, had 3 heart opers.

Started with a heart attack, ambulance finally got to Hosp.

100% blockage. Got down to 98%.

Went by Copter, 10 mins to Heart Hosp. 2 stents.

Day before left, doc said: my heart stopped.

Later in '06, another stent. Good Friday, '07,

double-bypass. The Hosp., Doc & Nurses were all A+.

Watch the Fat, Sat. fat & Cholesterol!!!

Back to Nurses. I told an attractive nurse, looked Italian,

in her 40's, I was having some trouble.

Was very friendly. Gave me Milk of Magnesia.

Said, if doesn't work, will give you, Prune Juice!

Never needed the latter.

Blue Cross, $100 for Prune Juice)

How about a Young Candy Striper, Student Nurse or Nurse's Aide bringing in a Full Rubber Enema Bag with a long Rubber Rectal Tube. Have a Rubber Sheet under me. Or a nice High Enema.

Or be an Enema Teaching Dummy.

Maybe should get in a time machine and go back

60 yrs.

Think I read in Mexico can get an old time enema,

abit dangerous. Philippines, possibly, too far.

Call Nursing agencies, a guy in another group, named

Terry had some luck. A few said: call my house

instead of the agency. He might have gotten it on

with one or two. Usually told them needed an

enema for a test.

Back in the late 1960's, I visited Abbott's Health Farm on St. Paul Street. In the past, one could find Enemas in the Yellow Pages.

(not Colonic irrigation, if your lucky, plus many have caller ID)

I had phoned for an appointment. Think it was a row house in Baltimore.

Was in the waiting room, I tried to see who left, but no luck.

(A female? Want a date?)

Mrs. Reynold's met me, was dressed from head to toe in semi-transparent vinyl (in case of accidents?).

She had been trained in this line.

Told her my aunt had been there. A fib.

Almost like getting one from your Grandmother.

(read in Enema Thrill's that in past she had 2 young ladies helping her until the Police stopped it. Darn)

In the waiting room was an equipment catalog? Wish had taken it.

Probably most of her customers were given when younger by mom, nurse, aunt, etc.

Anyway got on the table or whatever. She had one of the Faultless Gum Rubber Fountain Syringes with fluid level markings on outside.

She inserted a rubber rectal or colon tube and gave me a high enema,

which was $10 then. (never had a colonic, yet, her's were $20)

Asked her how far inserted, told 9". Had used alot of Vaseline.

Afterwards was lead to the toilet. Told me not to flush, which I did.

When I left, still had alot of vaseline, which was sitting on.

It was early in the year, remember snow on the ground.

Awhile later, phoned and asked her a number of questions, just for kicks. Never went back, maybe I should have. Not anymore.

It's not Rubber Equipment, but Plastic or Vinyl.

Home nurses would be very convient. I have a friend that has one, but she uses her for her naughty ness! she'll pretend she's sick enough to get an enema or she'll say somewhere hurts only so she can be stripped down and examined.

About 4 years ago was visiting Boca Grande Island, FL. Stopped at a sandwich shop about 5 miles off island. Had a bulleten board by the cashier with a bunch of cards on it. One was from a home care professional (nurse) which listed "gentle enemas" among her services. Almost went back extending my visit, but had to move on. Darn!

It all started With my late wife in hospital and being given drugs . After about 3 to 4 days she was pluged and very unhappy .She complained that she could not go and a while later in they came with a Fleet . Big deal nothing much happened then she started again I want a real enema , after two days she got one , almost more than she could handle .A 4 quart bag and all the way to the top .Long time before she complained again .

About a month later the home nurse was there and asking questions Are you going and she said not very well . Will fix that a trip to her car and back with a Fleet and asker to use the micro wave then heated the thing up .Well sort of worked , wife asked don't you give real enema's this is quicker and so on .

After that I begain giving her enemas every 2 to 4 days for almost three months .

WC

WC,

had experience much like that with my wife,

i think she likes the attention and gets off on it, though we haven't added it to our sexlife

I used to be domiciliary nurse here in Australia; it still happens but I gave it up when the kids came about 8 years ago. I used to have to go to 5 or 6 houses a day and change bandages, etc, but never had to give an enema! Some of the males who lived alone were really sleazy and some were openly crude. I wore the white uniformand white pantyhose,and WOW, these guys really seemd to love it, considering all the blatant perving I got. It was kind of bittersweet, as I am not adverse to flattery and can be rather 'obedient' at times, and even outrageous.

I enjoyed reading Lisagart's comment on wearing white uniform and going to peoples home and seeing how excited some of the men behaved. I only wish that would happen in the Uk - the nurses now wear a very dull gray or blue overalls just not the same as pristine white. I will just have to go and live in Australia to fulfill my fantasies.

Home nursing seems to be alive and well in Canada, at least in Ontario, where I live.

A woman I once boarded with for several months was such a nurse. On one occasion, we met on a crowded bus at afternoon rush hour and she picked that time to relate an incident of having an older, sour-mannered and disagreeable man as a patient on her scheduled route for the day. She commented on his being the last sort of patient she would care to administer an enema to, but it was a part of his treatment and served to quell his obnoxious behavior before her departure. As we talked while standing, she spoke almost in my ear, yet I could barely hear each word above the noise of crowded passengers. There was a young woman sitting very close to us whose head suddenly turned when the word "enema" was mentioned by the nurse and I realized she became very tuned in to the tale.

I have known another such nurse who regularly gives enemas to patients on her lists for home visits. Such nursing is very common here and is provided free of charge as is all basic medical care from annual checkups to hospitalization.

I’ll be hitting sixty-five in a few more months, but am still just too damn healthy to reap the benefits I otherwise could be entitled to!

The only home medical care I've had was after I had my knee replacement surgery. Had a physical therapist come in and helped me start walking again. It only lasted for about 2 weeks and no sex or fooling around involved ;-(

A Tip I hope helps.

Over ten yrs ago, posted ads in (Alternative)

Wide Side. (do you have any related in your areas?)

I was still married (?), could not place in regular personals.

Also maybe Alternative and Natural Health, ask for Enemas, not

Colonics.

Back to Paper personals, I titled the ads: ISO Enemate,

Nursing Types, Rubber Fetish, they at the paper changed one to:

Hey, Nursie!

Met 2 at different times, had great times. Gave ex-exotic dancer/

massage therapist, an enema at her place, 1st date and several more.

Had her own recent equipment, gave her some vintage enema gear.

She had been and still takes enemas. Once gave me a prostate

massage, better than sex.

The other was from Ohio, bi-nympho, liked it up the "fanny".

Gave her many enemas and light spankings before. Was a "redhead".

Gave her classic syringe outfit, too.

They have both moved to other states, the 2nd one married 3rd time.

We are still in touch.

Give them them a try, you never know.

Also Paid Personals on Net. Over 40 yrs old, Nursing Types -

Nurses, Aides, Home Health, Nannies, etc. Many could use extra

oney, maybe more perks. Mention would probably need them again.

I had a picc line in for about two months and had a visiting nurse come once a week to change the dressing on it, and to draw blood from it, one week the line wouldn't draw blood so the nurse told me that he didn't have the right needle to draw blood, so he told me he was going to improvise on the needle got out a nice big IV needle and used that instead.

Several years ago, I engaged the weekly services of a nurse moonlighting from her regular job in a nursing home. She would show up with a large selection of autoclave sterilized nozzles and several large bags and administer a thoroughly cleansing series of enemas. She stopped short of any direct sexual engagement, but she did know how to use a particularly large Delrin nozzle she always brought and she didn't mind a man taking matters into his own hands while she administered an enema.

I remember in 1959 , The woman next door. Used to carry a case and go to homes. She would help mothers that didn't know how to give enemas. One day Mom and about 4 other women were at a home party. They were talking about giving enemas to the kids and husbands. The woman with the Case was there and telling all she did. I was getting nervous because they were looking at me. & I knew that I didn't like what they were saying. I took off into the other room. And Sally the Case lady looked at me with a BIG GRIN........whew escaped I did. But not wished not rofl..

I wish and my dream is to open the door m

eeting a nurse with an enema in her hannd take me direct to bathroom preparing enema with water and spap and aske me to drop mu clothes and lubricate my ass by jer fonger then love to feel jer hands exppsong my Ass amd insete the mozzile and open the water then hold my organ by her handzs rubbing it this is maximum pleasure for me ahhhhh