Thanks, Sean. Honestly, I have the best nurse practitioner in the world. She came in to talk before the exam and spent time answering all my questions and explaining that yes, it does feel like everything is happening at once - a fibromyalgia flare, an interstitial cystitis flare, migraines, because it's an inflammatory process. So we have to treat the inflammation.
I laid back in the stirrups and realized I left my bottle of water in my bag. She saw me try to reach for it and asked what I was wanting to get and I told her my water. She was already gloved up but she said she'd get it for me the second we were done. She did a brief gyno exam then I felt something really warm going on but she said nothing was happening. Maybe the lamp was sitting a little close. I swear the gyno lamps are just like the heat lamps at McDonald's that keep your chicken McNuggets warm. Then she drizzled cool jelly on me like some magical fairy and slid the catheter in. She let it drain into her tray and there was a lot more than I expected as when I tried to give a sample, it took me forever to pee and I thought there was nothing left in there. I was wrong.
So she put the cath in and I know she thinks she's the best but honestly, my lover did it better. Then again, I don't know what size cath she was using. I should ask next time. I didn't even feel the bladder instillation cocktail when she put it in. I was just lying there in the stirrups. Then she covered me with the paper blanket, stretched out the end of the table, told me to lie there for fifteen minutes or so and just relax and that I could take my legs out of the stirrups. She adjusted the head of the table, fluffed my pillow and put it under my head. She handed me my bottle of cold water and asked me if I wanted her to turn the lights off so I could rest better. Then said, "Or what I could do is turn on this lamp and face it towards the wall so you have nice, soft lighting while you relax. Now you just lie there as long as you like and you can get dressed and leave when you're ready to go."
Then when I exited the exam room door, everyone gave me hugs, including Melinda, and asked about my mom since they have been praying for her. They have her name in a heart on their prayer board. They're all so sweet.