During a stint while I was working at a Gastroenterologists office, I observed many people being examined. I was always present to assist the doctor and comfort the patients. I was young, and I wasn't into comforting the patients much back then. Most, for some reason, were men. I was more interested in seeing the mechanics, the slick equipment and devices and the technical aspects and procedures. The physician was also an internist in his early 60s and he had us instruct all patients who came for either a yearly check up and physical exam or any kind of gastro issues to take two Fleet enemas before their appointment. One was to be taken two hours beforehand and the second an hour before hand. So, basically, 95% of the patients got enemas before they showed up.
I learned so much cool and interesting stuff at that position and because this was some time ago and he was an older guy, he allowed his small staff of "girls" to do things that normally a nurse or other skilled practitioner would do. He taught us how to take x-rays, do EKGs, give simple sub-cu injections, and the like. No matter what you came to us for, before you left he gave you a digital rectal exam. I was required to be present for all women patients who came alone, as a chaperone, and I have very clear memories of the sight and sound of this older male doc telling a woman to turn over on to her side for the rectal. I still use the same movements he did, as that was where I first learned to perform a DRE.
The most fascinating thing we did in the office, however, were the rigid sigmoidoscopies. My doc had the patients begin on their side and then roll in to different positions as he advanced the scope and introduced some air into the rectum. Sometimes, he would do the scope, withdraw and do the entire procedure over again, this time with the lights out. He enjoyed explaining things to us and I recall one particularly enjoyable lesson he gave us. The patient was an affluent male, in good shape and obviously used to being in charge. He seemed like maybe he was a lawyer or perhaps another doctor.
This guy was rude to the support staff whenever he came in or called. He was always in a rush and acted very patronizing and demeaning to us. He was a jerk in a Jaguar, in other words. Boy did our doctor give him a thorough and intense exam. Doctor had him turning this way and that, advancing the scope, withdrawing and this guy, who was a real jerk started whimpering and whining like a little baby after about ten minutes. At one point Doctor had him on his side, knees up slightly, lights out. I could see the guys face illuminated from the lights on the instrument panels of the medical apparatus in the room and Doctor said that he wanted my co-worker and me to watch the man's stomach as he began this part of the exam.
At that point the doctor sort of almost leaned into the guy and went in deep and inflated him and we could see the light from the scope through his abdomen, like when you are a kid and you shine a strong flashlight through your hand in the dark. The guy really started complaining then and sort of tried to squirm away from the scope, which is maybe why Doctor was leaning into him and pushing. The doctor ignored him (I know, not great) and continued pushing the scope in, explaining all the while to us what he was doing to the patient. It was so cool. The doctor was educating us as though the patient wasn't even there, like he was using a demonstration mannequin almost, completely ignoring the guy's whimpering and gasping.
As the lights came back on and he began to remove the scope the doctor suddenly became aware of the patient's fussing and machinations and movements and whining and he barked at him and scolded the guy right in front of us, saying harshly, "Stop that nonsense. It's not that bad. Turn on to your other side." The guy didn’t make a peep after that.
After he left my co-worker and I told everyone in the office what had happened. We all agreed the man would probably not come back, but to his credit, he did and he treated us much more respectfully, too. I always wondered if he came back because our doctor had a good reputation or because he enjoyed being scolded by Doctor while he still had the scope in him and he was bare-assed in front of us "girls".