Slang term for genitals

I felt that sometimes we need a place to rant about whatever. Let's just please not use this to attack any particular member ( or the webmaster, either, for that matter).

Okay, I'll go first---one thing that I find particularly offensive is the use of the "C" word. Please call our ladyparts anything but that, it seems so degrading and disrespectful. Does anyone else feel the same?

My partner uses nothing else for this part of her as she says all else sounds too twee. In a forum though it can sound a bit harsh and I know many have a prob with it. Hard to think of something dosn't sound too clinical, childish or twee

Okay, I'll volunteer to be the one looking stupid,--What the hell is twee?

Hi Lady Di,

The word started off as a 'minced' pronunciation of 'sweet.' It now means affectedly dainty or chic, but always in a derogatory sense.

My family's girls and women have fannies (but remember, we're not American). 'C..t' is not on anyone's agenda except for word games! Our backsides are bums, our assholes are arseholes (or even poepols or gate). Poepol is Afrikaans 'sort-of.' Gate is Afrikaans pure, pronounced Gah'-tuh, with the 'g' guttural as in Scots 'loch.'

We're a weird bunch, us South Africans.

Johnny

Looks like Eleutheros got there before me. It does mean sort of mawkish. I had no idea twee was a word that didn't travel 😃

Females have fannies, and men don't? Does that mean that you call a woman's privates fannies? I am still confused.

Another crude term that I don't appreciate is "twat".

Here in Maine, a short few years ago, there was legislation passed that anything is the State that was Squaw this or Squaw that had to change the name, because that is an Native American Indian word that means a slang term for vagina. The French fur traders used that term to refer to their longtime Indian lovers. It does not translate to "that's my wife" but to "that's my piece of ass".

What do you call the place where the baby comes out nine months after the daddy goes in? 😄

Pet Peeves:

Females have fannies, and men don't? Does that mean that you call a woman's privates fannies? I am still confused.

Another crude term that I don't appreciate is "twat". . . . .

What do you call the place where the baby comes out nine months after the daddy goes in? 😄

Fannie is Australian for vagina. Men don't have fannies there.

Many of the terms are regional, and terms that may seem derogatory to you in your locale are the preferred slang in others. So, if a word is fine in some locale, who are we to say a word is bad in ours?

The truth is, I don't feel bad or insulted about any of the terms men use for our sex organs.

Here's a list that ls perfectly fine with me:

axe gash

bearded clam

Beaver

biscuit

Bits and pieces

Box

camel toe

Cha Cha

Cho cho

clam

cock squeezer

Coochie

Cooter

cum bucket

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT--one female author wants this to become the preferred slang for the vagina

dick sheath

festering axe wound

fish taco

fuck hole

fur burger

gash

Goodies

hair pie

hairy love hole

ham wallet

hatchet mark

honey pot

Hoo ha

hot pocket

Kitty

Lady business

Lala

meat sleave

Muff

muffin

Na na

oven

oyster ditch

pandora's box

passport to heaven

pink

Poon

poonacha

Punani

pussy

seafood pit

sideways smile

slot

snatch

sperm bank

squish mitten

taco

tunnel of love

twat

vag

Vajayjay--I hate that stupid Oprah Winfrey word, but it isn't insulting. You might as well say vagina. It sounds like a baby word.

Yum yum

penis:

baloney

beaver cleaver

choad

cock

dick

dong

dork

hose

Johnson

lap taffy

meat

noodle

one eyed monster

package

pecker

peter

pipe

prick

pud

rod

schmuck

shaft

shlong

tool

tool

trouser snake

weiner

willy

erection:

Blue steel

boner

chubby

Full salute

hard-on

Morning glory

morning wood

Pitching a tent

pocket rocket

Stiffy

Throbbing gristle

woody

Lady Di,

That's right - men don't; but women have fannies AND bums. Men have bums only; sometimes they ARE bums as well.

Susie, you certainly are a treasure; your lists are magnificent even if I don't want to own most of what's in 'em. But whatever happened to 'pussy' on your female list? Oh, and I think I'd want to add the deadly one eyed spitting bed adder to the penis list, too!

Johnny

Nice list Susie. It just goes to show that with so many charming words of endearment for that 'THANG', how much us guys and our Sir John Thomas' love our cooze. I call my lady companion's vagina, 'little lady' and she's fine with that. I would never refer to it in a vulgar way. That would be disrespectful and would land me in the 'doghouse' willynilly.

I have to admit, I use it as a curse word to women who behave in ways who give all women a bad name. It's an insult I reserve for the worst of the worst. But sexually, I like using the word cunt. It's a word that you can't help but to stand up and take notice. It's not a word of neutrality. You can either love the word of hate the word. It's a visceral word that conjures red hot fiery passion. You can choose to embrace that passion or fear it.

For example, I'm a plus-sized gal, but I know behind my back, strangers call me fat. I can use to bury my hand in the sand and refuse to admit to myself that I'm fat. Or I can the word myself, thereby taking the power away from those people and that word and get on with my life. It's like, "Yeah, I'm fat. So what?" It doesn't hurt me. I'm much more than my weight or my looks. So it doesn't bother me.

Now what bothers me is 7th grade locker room euphemisms for body parts. It turns me cold when I hear the words titties or boobies. And any diminutive word for a penis, such as wienie, peepee, etc., freaks me out. It makes me feel like I'm talking to a pedophile.

A quick joke: A man boards an airplane, and who's in the seat next to him - the pope! The man is nervous, excited, and trying to think of something to say.

The pope is doing a crossword puzzle, and the man says "So, your Holiness, do you enjoy crossword puzzles, too?"

The pope responds "Yes, my son."

The man thinks to himself, wow that was a dumb question - I blew it.

Just then, the pope leans over and asks "What's a four letter word for 'woman' that ends in U-N-T?"

The man, terrified, thinks: oh, dear. I know the answer, but it's such a terribly vulgar word, I can't... oh wait! He blurts out "Yes, your eminence! The word is "AUNT."

The pope says "Ah, yes, of course. Do you have an eraser?"

Now I gotta tell ya lady that was funny--I'm not fond of the word cunt--but that was funny !

In my mind calling a woman a cun* is about the worst insult I can think of. I've known a lot of women. Most are nice and are fun, some have been bitches, and one or three cun*s. But they all had pussy.

Calling a woman a cunt is NOT the same thing as using the same word as an alternative term for vagina. I guess for men, calling him a prick is similar to calling a woman a cunt. My husband doesn't mind when I refer to his penis as a prick or pricker.

One thing is name calling, the other is using the word as a slang term. I don't like name calling. That shows a lack of verbal expressive ability and often happens when a person is completely frustrated with the other person.

Dear Lady Di,

I'm a man and I don't like that word at all. I'm uncomfortable with a lot of the terms men use for women and their body areas. I'm no prude and have been around the block a lot more than most people but I never thought a man should treat a lady any differently than he would his mother. I can't imagine for example, a man saying degrading things to his wife, when she wet through the hell of carrying his children and giving them life. He should worship her like the true queen she truly is.

Have you seen The Vagina Monologues? There is an excellent piece in it called Reclaiming Cunt. You should check it out. It may make you rethink the word. I recommend The Vagina Monologues to women, anyone who loves women or anyone who once lived in a woman's womb; which is pretty much everyone. I've shown the film to two men and both were completely floored by it. For women, it helps you to reconnect with yourself, your body, your mind, your heart, your soul and your sisters. For men, it gives you a greater appreciation of women, what it means to be a woman, what goes on in our minds and our bodies and brings back the awe of women that is missing in our multimedia in-your-face world we live in. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel proud, you'll feel pain, you'll feel amazement and love. It's not to be missed.

. . .Here in Maine, a short few years ago, there was legislation passed that anything is the State that was Squaw this or Squaw that had to change the name, because that is an Native American Indian word that means a slang term for vagina. The French fur traders used that term to refer to their longtime Indian lovers. It does not translate to "that's my wife" but to "that's my piece of ass". . . . .

That sounds completely like another stupid piece of legislation. This is what I found about "squaw."

http://www.nativeweb.org/pages/legal/squaw.html

among others. Just google it.

I know this sounds like jr. high, but after reading through all these responses all I can think is-- Sheesh, look what I started. As least it is not a fight. 😄

The Vagina Monologues is held as a play in our town each Valentine's Week and the money made is for abused women. The play is a bit different each year, but funny, insightful and worldly. I recommend it highly! Many women bring their boyfriends, or groups of friends (mostly women) come together. You will learn a great deal about 'slang' and its various effects, along with a wonderful show.

I have only seen the HBO version of The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler. She is the creator of the piece and the story of her creation is interspersed throughout performances of the monologues. The Vagina Monologues was a huge success, not in terms of money or popularity, but in terms of really connecting women with each other and themselves. V-Day is an offshoot of The Vagina Monologues and was formed to raise money and awareness to fight violence against women. The play is performed worldwide on Valentine's Day every year. www.vday.org

I bought the DVD from Amazon, but you can see videos from various groups and colleges performing the play on YouTube.com.

Einlauf, I too think we need to be respectful of our ladies. The picture with your posts is very interesting. Where did you get it from? Sprogger3.

Sprogger3, several years ago an email friend from Europe sent me a cd with a collection of over 150 such watercolor images. The artist has always remained a mystery, but it was someone from Germany, who lived and painted during the 30's and 40's. The name Heggeman or Hegelman has surfaced several times.

My particular avatar that peeked your interest along with all the other watercolors was commissioned by a private buyer. The paintings seem to follow a story sequence as the main characters appear repeatedly in the works of art. I remember spending all day and all night resizing the images and printing them on 8x10 premium paper. I now have an album full of these delightful and erotic pictures.

Baby talk. I can't stand baby talk. I think it's the cheap and cowardly way out of a serious discussion. Instead of really thinking about what he did to upset a lady, he thinks that making a pouty face with his lower lip out, bats his eyelashes "sincerely" and says "I'm sowwy." I hate when men think that women will fall for their "bad" behavior and accept it as boys being boys. It absolutely sickens me and I find it insulting.

I think people should have accountability for their actions. No amount of bullshit will make up for that.

The baby talk guys are usually the same ones who lack the creativity whenever they are in the "doghouse" or on holidays and anniversaries and give their lady a dozen red roses, a heart-shaped box of candy, a "cute" stuffed animal and a card." I don't know. Maybe I'm cynical, but bringing a lady a dozen red roses says that he's given any thought to who she is. It basically says, "I've blown 80 bucks on you, how about blowing your tulips (two lips) on me."

I also feel the very same way.It sounds so degrading.if that is what it was to be called then that is what would be put in all the medical books but it isn't.

I have heard it called "schtuppy" in a pseudo-yiddish way, and once when I had gone lawnsaling, my husband jokingly complained that if I brought one more piece of "tuppyware" into the house there would not be room for us to live there.

Wheee!!!---what a thread--

love your list Suzie---

well--I have been around a long time and lived in lots of places

it seems to me the difficulty is usually with how the word is used and not necessarily the word itself--everyone has different levels of sensitivity--frankly I believe it impossible to make the language perfect for everyone-----

and-GEE WHIZ---how boring it would be anyhow

badger

Yes, that's true and I admit to a higher level of sensitivity on some things than others, but respect for others' sensitivities just makes us civil.

Like, I have no problem with people saying "sh*t" or F---", but I never say "Oh, my G--" or "G-- damn!" because that is swearing.

Well ladies, you are the ones with the beautiful body parts that I love so much so I will just continue to ask each one of you individually how you would like your beautiful body parts referred to. It's totally your decision & I promise to abide by whatever you decide. You can even change your mind from time to time. Wow, she really has me under her control doesn't she.

One thing that really annoys me, is when people try pushing their ideas/lifestyles on others.

I really hate it when people say they will do something, and then don't without having the common courtesy to let me know what happened, thereby showing me the respect I think all of us deserve. It's rude, crude, and shows severe lack of class. I'm a pretty understanding and forgiving guy but when people do this, without even so much as an apology, I really have to stop and think about the quality of the person. I know it happens all the time, and has become acceptable today, but I don't accept it.