Worst accessory ever bought

The worst one was a travelling enema/douche bag. The nozzles were very nice, but the bag broke after about 5 uses.

I had a similar bad experience with one of those 26 oz bulbs. Too hard to squeeze, even with both hands and impossible to use alone.

What do you think is the optimal size for a bulb? 12 ounces or so?

I wish i had read this posting before i purchased mine. The one i have does not work either, live and learn ! ... thanks

Worst thing I ever bought was an anal plug, dark violet color, which was looking pretty nice an I was happy with it until I got it inserted in my anus. Scared feeling spoiled all impression ... I was trying again - same thing, so, I throw it away...An unfortunately I not remember the brand.

Backflow device

Backflow device, you can buy in a spare parts shop for kitchen tools a backflow device from coffee machine approx same diameter and it works, I put two ones on my Higginson, waouuuwwwwwwww

Lets see...

The flow meter with the red ball, as mentioned, is junk. Not only was mine a pain to get working, but it leaked.

This is the one OHN sells: http://www.enemabag.com/photos/630-2T.jpg Haven't bought one yet, but it seems to be much better.

Also, I spent a ton of money on a 750 ML double balloon nozzle only to realize that it was HUGE 😮 and the internal balloon was so long that the tip would reach into the first curve of the colon causing a lot of discomfort (and not the good kind!). The 500 ML version is far better 😄

I bought a higginson pump on amazon just to find when I squeeze it, it takes about 5 minutes till it re-inflates.

2 quarts would take most of the night to do!

I bought a higginson pump on amazon just to find when I squeeze it, it takes about 5 minutes till it re inflates.

I have also found those quite useless. Get the one from optimalhealthnetwork: http://www.optimalhealthnetwork.com/Rubber-Bulb-For-Smooth-Flow-p/410.htm

Or see http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=757830 for other suggestions.

I had an inflatable enema plug that came unglued. looked like something put together with rubber cement. you get what you pay for, i guess.

How would you like to be in charge of quality control ?. .all those nooks n cranny's for testing. .what a job 😁

Inflatable buttplug nozzle. It inflated at the base, thus causing the anal ring to stretch and cause leakage.

A flow meter and the higginson pump it was junk it took forever to recover after I pumped it.

Looks like I need to drop Consumer Reports an email straight away to rate these things!

Pity there wasn't a legitimate ratings system for sex products other than site reviews from "happy" customers

Seriously there's a lot of crap distributed globally, even for those that are cautious there's unforseen pitfalls

Personal recommendations seem to be the best answer to date

I can only relate of one poor choice & that was of an antique Davol e/bag purchased on e-pay . .um Ebay. When it arrived the rubber was perished beyond help & only the accessories were salvageable. .There was no point in returning item as the international postage made it prohibitive. Waste of time reporting a misleading vendor product advert too, but to be sure logged my displeasure so others wouldn'd be sold goods that were garbage

I have really been lucky with the vintage bags I've purchased on Ebay. All are as soft and pliable as when they were new, no leaks, great, but now I have such a large collection I've got a lot listed for sale on Enemaguys forum.

I have actually purchased two different brands of Higginson Pumps over the years (I'm obviously a slow learner). Being an engineer I could see that the first one just had a cheap ass check valves. The second one was of a better quality and yet no better. Trying to use that type of pump to do any kind of suction is problematic in the first place. If you raise the enema supply above the bulb it flows through the check valve and defeats the purpose .... If you have it lower than the suction that the bulb can readily develop, it flows slowly if at all. You need a much higher grade of Check Valve and a much stronger Bulb than the manufacturer's are motivated to use.

Done right, the cost would probably be in the range of the Double Balloon nozzles and the sales volume with be negligible. The existing Higginson Pumps that are on the marked just aren't up to the task. It's too bad that the medical community doesn't use appliances like this.

I buy my Higginson style pumps at "the toy store" Harbor Freight when they are on sale for around $5. They are heavier and last longer and have good check valves.

Dan

That's a great idea. Hadn't thought to go to Harbor Freight for my enema supplies, but they do have a much better model.

We once bought a butt plug that had a rough exterior. It was just the right size, but it tore things up inside! We're very careful now that things are smooth and don't have any difficult edges.

I bought a "Wanking Machine" called a Boyzbot Master Deluxe from Boyzshop and including Postage from the USA to the UK came to over £90.

Before Royal Mail would deliver it I was stung for a further £24 for import Customs Duty making it a very expensive item.

The device is absolute CRAP.

It sounds like a Kenwood Food Mixer and Could probably be heard a long way from my home.

Whilst it gave me the most amazing Pump action wank, it packed up as the Cylinder came apart after it was cleaned after less than a half dozen uses. .

To add insult to injury, I found the exact model in a Local Gay Sex Shop last week for £60!.

Shipping it back to the USA I don't think would be viable so please heed my warning DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY.

That tip set that came with the gallon enema bag. Packed in a nice case with foam, they looked intriguing, but in practice were mightly unconfortable due to the cheap plastic and sharp edges. Once was enough. I think I included them as a freebie when I sold some no longer wanted enema items.

The Walmart syphon pump, while never put to enema use, wouldn't hold a seal when employed as intended when the washing machine quit with a full tub.

Outside of cheap vibes I would have to say a douche bag. I don't remember the name or brand. But a girlfriend and I were on a trip and forgot our bag. We went to this small store and bought this bag so we thought. The instructions said hold under sink or tub faucet and press the opening of the bag onto it. It had some sort of valve in it. Anyway it said insert nozzle and press bag onto nozzle and contents will flow. Yes it did at one speed. (FAST) We tried it on each other and before we left we tossed it.

The biggest waste of money ever for me was one of those gigantic silicone colon tubes that cost over a hundred bucks.

I got a size 122 French, and when it got delivered, it was SO huge that I didn't even try it. It looked like a 3 foot long salami, and scared the hell out of me, just thinking about it. I should have known, but there's nothing like actually seeing and holding it...

~ The Big Bagger

Try a marine primer bulb available from amazon starting around seven dollars. I've had one for around ten years and it is much better than the cheap Higginson type junk it replaced

Have bought some "classic" bulb type douche on Ebay only to find the bulb was petrified and rock hard. Totally unusable. They were so bad I couldn't try to sell them to anybody else

I would say it had to be an 18-inch colon tube. It was made simply by capping off the tube. and cutting four approximately 5/8 in long slots in the sides just before the end. WTF???

I totally agree with toma1959 although I bought my marine fuel priming bulb at Walmart and a great neoprene hose at Home Depot. I attached a nozzle of my choice and the equipment works just fine and I have had lots of fun with no problems whatsoever

Definitely, one of those male masturbation units that are supposed to simulate fellatio. They create a partial vacuum around your dick, but the effect is similar to an hernia! Thank god it didn't do any lasting damage. Avoid.