TV References to Enemas

Well not exactly enema taking but a bit of discussion...

I suppose it was inevitable that one of the Big Brother contestants would get a bad case of the "plugged ups".

Last night on Showtime's BB After Dark episode one of the blond girls (Keisha I believe) was complaining of being very constipated. Apparently she had taken some laxatives earlier in the day but had no results (are any of us surprised at this?). She explained "I can feel it packed in back there but it just won't come out." Now she was asking BB for an enema (Fleet) but they hadn't responded to her request by the time the episode ended. I'm not gullible enough to subscribe to the 24 hour web feed so not sure what happened afterward but I suppose if something was going to happen it would have occurred by now.

As much as our crowd would want to see this I really don't expect that the cameras will show her bent over and squeezing the fluid into her hienie. Probably the best we can hope for is a shot of her heading to the bathroom carrying the Fleet and coming out a bit later with a look of relief on her face. 😄

Apparently she was experiencing quite a bit of discomfort but the vain little blondie seemed most concerned that all the backed up poo was making her belly look fat! :😃

She started out being a bit coy about things, quietly referring to the enema as "medicine" but later she acted out for her buddies taking a Fleet pressing it to her bum and squeezing. Finally in exasperation she loudly blurted out for the live cameras "OK now all of America knows that I really need an enema!"

My mind working overtime now wonders ...

What will happen if she takes the Fleet enema and doesn't get good results? Will they drag out the ol' bag and hose?

I'm also wondering if BB needs any "Production Assistants" to assist this girl in getting the relief she needs. (SirInge's hand is waving wildly as he shouts "Pick me, pick me!")

What if the only thing that will shake things loose for the poor girl is a high volume milk and molasses enema?

Could it be that this gal is a closet klismo/exhibitionist who has been holding back on purpose so she can get an enema in primetime?

Will the BB producers see this as an opportunity for ratings (at least from the E4F folks) and include volume enema contests in its Head of Household competitions? Maybe even a timed M&M enema retention event for Power of Veto?

As another blond would say "The mind wobbles." (Kelly Bundy)

... and, of course, one of Keesha's enema discussions has made it to youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ct4qjQqpO0

I must say it was rather interesting last night to see an attractive young lady practically begging Big Brother for an enema.

Oh she is so very cute. She is obviously very aware what she want/needs. I think she may be one of us ;-)

Well looks like Keesha did get her Big Brother enema.

In this clip Jerry informs the group that she is busy in the HOH bathroom taking her enema.

http://www.youtube.com/v/RBBymALTPZw&hl=en&fs=1

No evidence yet as to how things came out (har) for her...

I'm really disappointed that they don't have any good looking women on this season. I find Keesha butt ugly but the fact that she does enemas makes her a little bit more cute. The only halfway decent looking one is Angie. Too bad it wasn't her who got the enema.

I don't have Showtime and haven't watched the clips because I'm in the library with no earphones, but I hope they'll bring up the topic on the main show tomorrow. I looked at some recaps of the show and it said that Jerry helped her request an enema "kit", so perhaps she was given a bag instead of just a Fleet squeeze bottle. It sounds like she is quite familiar with enemas.

Keesha's openness really helps to bring enemas back into the public view. I'm surprized that they allowed the discussion in light of how evil enemas are according to Yahoo and MSN's standards. :😃

Unfortunately, I believe there is very little chance that the enema topic will come up on the BB prime time shows. It's one thing to have it pop up on a live, uncensored (more or less) late night Showtime broadcast and quite another for it to appear in an edited/produced network broadcast.

I doubt that the producers would see any value in including the enema discussions in the program. Too many people clicking past are going to say "Eeeewww, why are those dumbos talking about enemas?" closely followed by "Martha, change the channel!!" I'm afraid there are just too few of us oddballs whose ears perk up at the mention of the word.

It seems that even some of the web links to these episodes are already beginning to disappear. I don't smell an anti-enema conspiracy yet, rather I believe it's due to the rather ethereal nature of a program of this type.

Yep, too bad they didn't discuss it on the regular show. I thought they might since from the blog recap I read it seemed the fact that Keesha was discussing the enema in private with Jerry caused others to be suspicious of her and started a fight. Her discussion with Jerry was kind of weird because first she said she didn't know what an enema or suppository was and then she said she's had to take them before. Could she be an enema enthusiast who was just trying to be coy and not too eager about it but then when the possibility was presented to her, she jumped on it?

Yet another contestant is constipated because when Jerry was telling April about Keesha's problem, April said that she has only crapped once in eight days. If her Ex-Lax doesn't work, perhaps she too will be getting hosed!

Wait just a minute, possibly we have discovered the "twist" for this season of BB! Maybe the producers purposely changed the slop formulation to cause extreme constipation in the contestants.

I can see the upcoming promos now...

A deep booming announcer type voice "Tonight on Big Brother 10, The No Shit season" (sound effect of flushing toilet with camera zooming in on the sparkling clean empty bowl while dark brooding music builds. Scene cuts to a blondie curled up in the fetal position while clutching her stomach and groaning loudly, suddenly the girl rolls over to face the camera and plaintively cries out "Come on Big Brother, give me my enema now, pleeaasss).

now back to regular (har) programming.

BB..Big Brother....."bleh"

If I were to watch that shlop, I would be more interested in seeing the scenario in something like 'survivor', where they have to actually think and use their imagination to make things. Perhaps maybe finding and cutting an appropriate piece of bamboo to fabricate a nozzle/funnel assembly, then finding & getting fresh water and warming it enough to use, then finding a suitable naturally occurring lubricant for insertion, then of course, administration....now that might be worthwhile.

GN

Did any one see the survivor man episode where he said that he could use a plastic hose he found to give him self an enema to hydrate himself. So when you go back packing make sure you take some equipment in case the water is to bad to drink. 😎

Yes, if I remember correctly he was on an tropical island. There wasn't fresh water available (except for rain) but there was brackish water. He'd take in too much salt if he drank it, but if he used it in an enema, the fresh water would transfer into his system though osmosis. I believe he said that straight sea water was too salty for this to be safe.

Did he actually give himself an enema during one of the shows? I saw the show where he talked about a stranded family giving each other enemas with the bad water but did he ever do it himself? On the other survivor guy show, the guy squeezed the liquid out of fresh elephant dung and drank it (on camera). Yuk!

Les Stroud is sooooo hot! I must have missed the part of the episode about the enema. How fun that would be to watch.

I don't watch Man Vs. Wild with Bear Gryllis. I made the mistake of watching the episode of him in Scotland and was walking through a bog. I can't repeat what he mentioned he felt in the mud beneath him. The thought of it makes my stomach turn. Ever since then, I can't bear to watch the show.

Some of Les Stroud survival trips are almost a fast. ( Sometimes people fasting take enemas.) Also if he does find something to eat, it is usually something small and weird. I wonder if he does anything special to get his digestive system going when one of his trips is over?

Discovery channel has been advertising a Survivor Man finale show. Is it a season finale or are they going to stop making the show?

I remember a long time ago seeing a Movie Called Chambermaides. It had foreign language. But I remember seeing the Maide going in a room she had a table that looked liked like a Chemist. She was mixing something and put it in a beeker and then poured it into a large Joines can on a wall. You then saw her start to disrobe, and then lock the door. Nothing else thought bummer.

Doris day had a movie also that was funny with her kids that got into her red bag and was filling sacks to drop out the window.

Doris Day also used enemas ... daily, I think. I didn't care much either way for her until I found that out .. then she was ok in my book.

The Doris Day movie where the kids were playing with the enema bag and using it to make water bombs is called "Please Don't Eat the Daisy's."

"Please Don't Eat the Daisies" was on here about a week ago. Not only were the kids using the bag to fill water balloons, but when Doris came into the room and saw them, she said "WHAT are you using the bag for NOW?" I thought that was even funnier and had never picked it up before.

Please Don't East the Daisies is sort of an autobiographical story of New York Times long time theater critic, Walter Kerr, written by his wife, Jean.

TV movies with enema scenes or mentions? Hmmm, that's a toughie - hundreds of regular feature films have some reference to enemas, but TV films, it's kinda hard to nail any down

The tv show "What i like about you" , during the Thanksgiving show, first season, Amanda is threaten with an enema from her Aunt. Amanda's sister tells her to "take one for the team. The aunt had gotten as far as mixing up the solution and was walking into the bathroom ......sadly it was stopped there after the older sister put a stop to it.

In Woody Allens film "Radio Days"one of the characters who is supposed to be at home with his wife fasting for a jewish holy day goes next door and pigs out .When he comes home with a belly ache is wife-mad-says "You,re not getting a laxitive,you,re getting an enema right now!"

There's a movie where sandra bullock plays a nurse and gives an enema not sure what it is from though

Dailyenema: The movie was, "Gun Shy", and Bullock was a radiology tech. who gives Niesen a BaE. She called herself the," Enema Queen".

The Right Stuff showed a good one.

Wow, thanks for posting everyone, I hope they're on netflix .

Just watched a stupid movie called Andre the Butcher. Had a scene where a old timer was explaing the plot when a girl walks in holding a open top bag and nozzle. He looks at camera and says See Yea. Then near the end in the basement a girl is hoding a disposable bag filled with a soapy solution

I believe there was enemas taken by almost the entire main cast in the movie Armageddon, starring Bruce Willis. It was the scene where they all have to undergo rigorous testing to see if they are fit for space. Unfortunately Liv Tyler does not partake in the festivities.