Semi Solid Enema Delights

I'm typing this with two litres of psyllium husk gel inside me.

Last night I mixed it up: 60 ml (1/4 cup) of psyllium husk powder placed on top of 240 ml (1 cup) cold water in a glass big enough so that there is at least 25 mm (1") free space above the water surface. I cover the mouth of the glass with the palm of my hand and shake vigorously for about 6 seconds. Then I turn the glass upside down and wait for the gel to set. I haven't got long to wait before I take a plastic spatula (a ruler will do). With the glass on its side, mouth slightly downwards, I slide the spatula up the side of the gel mass, and separate it from the glass surface, turning it out into the bathroom basin (sink).

I grab the mass, divide it roughly in half, and roll it into two 'turds' about 40 mm (1 1/2") diameter. These fit neatly into my home made pump. I can't mix more at one time because of the speed at which psyllium gel sets. Any more volume and I wouldn't be able to get it free of undissolved lumps of powder.

When I have repeated this process eight times, I have just over two litres of gooey stuff that bonds to itself if two or more of the 'turds' are left in contact.

I put four of these 'turds' up me last night. Half a litre is no bother - I can sleep with it just fine. Tonight I put the rest up my bum, and I feel really, delghtfully, full!

For some reason the gel won't go into my transverse colon, but it fills the descending colon to capacity. It's poking up against my ribs now, and the head of the mass is about 75 mm (3") across. Shortly I will go and have a shower and get rid of it. This isn't as easy to do as it sounds. Trying to shit it out only gets the first half litre, and then I can't squeeze any more from me. The huge 'turd' just hangs out of my bum and won't fall off: it's really weird - and it sways majestically like a bull's balls if I move around! Of course, if I pull I CAN separate it from what's inside me. And then wait for more of the mass to come down the colon for another expulsion effort.

But I can't sleep with that much gel in me. I have to get rid of it. By now it is all one solid piece, and it has also molded itself to the contours of my colon. The way to eject it is to take the shower hose, remove the nozzle, and use it like a very stiff colon tube that I can shove up alongside the monster inside me, right to the top. If the water is flowing quite briskly while I do this, the psyllium gel will seal around the hose, so that the water builds up pressure above and around the mass inside me.

The final expulsion is most exciting! AS the pressure builds and builds, the mass inside me begins to move down and everything relaxes. The monster turd comes out in a rush and in one piece usually, and I can see a sort of 'cast' of my colon lying on the shower floor. If I'm well cleaned out (and tonight I am) I can save the gel for reuse, too. All I have to do is to wash off it the colon's mucus it has acquired from its stay in me!

Johnny

I've recently seen something new on the internet. A woman, naked on her back, holding legs high and wide. A second woman comes up between first woman's legs and inserts the top of a whipped cream can into her asshole. Then she presses the nozzle of the whipped cream can which expels the whipped cream into the recipient's ass. Mighty interesting if you ask me.....something that I'm going to have to try when I find a willing partner.

Oh, the can of whipped cream sounds delicious! 😉

Have you read my post in another section about using crisco in the can and filling a cake pastry bag to the max? Then have your partner fill you up as full as you can stand it. Depending on how large your rectum is, your might need a big pastry bag. It is a lot of fun. Just use a small trash can to expel and don't use the toilet or you will cog it up, and throw away the used grocery plastic bag trash liner. Hm, I guess you could never go down the baking aisle again and not have fond memories. Try it you will like it. After all, we all like being full, or else we would't do what we do for pleasure.

Sounds sick and twisted..........I like it !

Johnny, I NEVER heard of this type of activity...and I thought I heard it all. However I'm not too sure that this is a very healthy activity...1st its bound to bound you up....serving as an eventual obstruction to your normal bowels. and 2nd like you stated you have to shove a shower hose up your butt, minus the shower head...that means the hardware that screws over the shower head is still attached to the hose [it does not come off]. It's metal, and not nice and rounded and could hurt your colon wall. Now you have it shoved up there with a good stiff stream/flow of water, and building pressure...sorry it does not to me sound like a very safe and sane thing to do....

Happy hemorrhoids....

Mity Thor,

Let me put your agonized thoughts to rest! My shower head is a snap-on type. when I take it off the hose fitting has a nice rounded plastic male coupler with an O ring seal built into it and that has no sharp ridges on it. It slides up me just fine! It's about 20 mm in diameter, say 3/4". When the psyllium comes marching down the pike, THAT is close to 3"!

I can't see why you think it will 'bound you up.' It doesn't stay with me - every last bit comes away. There's positively no question of obstruction.

As for hemorrhoids, I haven't had a problem since I was in my thirties - over forty years ago.

Johnny

The thought of having to make a hospital trip to remove a gel plug from my rear is enough to keep me from trying this.

Whipped cream sounds good and you can even add some cherries too.

I've returned to an old pleasure! Last night about 6 p.m. I mixed up one and a half litres of psyllium gel (4 parts water to one part psyllium husk powder by volume ), and shaped it into a total of 12 'turds' each about 40 mm diameter and 100 mm long. Quickly I filled a bulb syringe with plain water and injected it into my anus, expelling it at once. This was to lubricate my rectum and lower descending colon, using the colon's own mucus to do the job.

Then I dipped two of the 'turds' into water, and loaded them into my special pump barrel with the plunger fully extended. You can see this if you look up in the Devices and Equipment section of the Gallery on this site. The entry is called 'Bespoke Equipment.' I lubricated my anus and the outer surface of the pump barrel with soap. Then I worked the whole barrel up my bum until the inner tube valve stem was resting against my perineum. This took a while the first time it went in, as its outside diameter is about 56 mm (2.2"). The delivery end was then in my descending colon, having passed clean through the rectum. I wanted to get all the gel I had mixed into me, so I knew it would need to go deep. In the knee-elbow position, I backed up against the bathroom wall and slowly forced the plunger in. After it was halfway in, I could reach round and grab it with a hand and send it home. Then I paused about 30 seconds with the barrel still in me to let the injected 'turds' settle down before pulling the pump right out of me. Taking these precautions meant that the injected pump load did not come right back out: gravity held it in and the water on its surface prevented it from sticking to the piston.

Repeating this procedure six times, I put the whole litre and a half up my bum and into my descending colon. It was quite exciting to feel my gut getting tighter and heavier with each load! I had to go slower with the last couple of loads, as by then my descending colon was quite full, and the 'new entries' needed to push the large mass inside me higher up and further in. Also, some air gets trapped along with the 'turds' as they are injected, so I allowed time for some serious farting to make more room. Feeling delightfully stuffed, I cleaned and put away all the equipment and went back to my computer to do some work. Later I had supper and returned to work. The mass in me was very heavy and the occasional dull cramp made me a bit uncomfortable; but my colon was so stretched that the cramps couldn't get a good grip on the load and it stayed mostly quiet. I enjoy this bit!

Around 11 p.m. I went and tried to expel, but nothing at all happened, despite a lot of strain. I should have told you that the last four 'turds' were mixed quite a bit stiffer than the rest. This was to make it harder for the emerging end of the mass inside me to get into my rectum at all. Evidently, it had worked as intended! From past experience, I knew that by then the gel 'turds' would have fused into a solid mass, having absorbed the small amount of water on their surfaces.

I went and hooked up my 'gel turd extractor.' This needs a bit of explaining as it's new. If you look carefully at the aerator nozzle on a mixer tap (faucet, US) you will see it has two small flats machined into it. With the right spanner it unscrews easily. So I unscrewed it, went to a hardware store and found a matching coupler with the same thread on one end, and on the other, a thread that allowed the fitting of a male quick connector for a garden hose. This gadget (coupler plus male quick connect) converts a bathroom basin (sink, US) tap to fit any garden hardware. The other part of the gel turd extractor is a simple plastic tube of 13 mm ( 1/2") outside diameter and about 3 m (9'10") long. One end of this has the tube invaginated (turned inwards on itself) by about 6 mm (1/4") to give a smooth end for inserting up my bum. The other is fitted with a female quick connector.

I screwed the adapter into the tap, ran the water to a brisk stream and adjusted the temperature to be comfortably warm; then tossed the business end of the tube into the adjacent shower area and hooked the tube up to the adapter. I should explain that my shower area has curtains and not a rigid enclosure. Removing my pants and underpants, I stepped into the shower and squatted, after lubricating my hole with soap. Easing the tube into myself, I was able to probe around and place the tip alongside the bulging end of the mass in my colon. Then with a harder shove, it began to slide up between the mass and the wall of my colon. Continuing in this way, with the water just streaming out of me. I got almost 460 mm (about 18") of tube inside. Then I gently 'bore down' with my abdomen and rectum, sealing the tube to the mass inside me and the colon wall. I could feel the pressure building up under my ribs where the tip of the tube was discharging the water above the colon's contents. This was just lovely! I didn't have to do any more work to get the mass to move, and it started to shove into my rectum and to emerge. It is hard to describe the sensation of this expulsion; but it is smooth, very stimulating to the prostate and kind of majestic! It is the kind of thing I wish could go on forever - or at least until I have fully savored it. At last I had a truly impressive object flop on to the floor beneath me, followed by a rush of clear water. The 'turd' was a single piece about 450 mm long. It had a bulge near the upper end where the diameter was almost 125 mm (5") and tapered down to say 63 mm (21/2") at the leading end. And it was clean - not mixed with any nasties. So I broke it in pieces, scrubbed the colon mucus off it and saved it.

This afternoon, after lunch, I put it back inside me and it's still there! Of course, in getting it out it absorbed a bit of water, so it's probably more like 1,7 litres (almost half a US gallon, or 3 imperial pints) now. I'm nice and full; accidents are impossible and I'll have fun getting it out later. If it's still clean, l might even save it again!

Johnny

Be careful with getting an infection.

I'm interested in trying this, starting slow, small and not as firm. Wonder if seed powder or husk powder is better

Well, I'm thinking I'm going to enjoy psyllium through the rear more than orally. I purchased both whole husks and powder. I wanted to experiment with the fullness and large stools that psyllium can cause. I intended to determine if it is better for a pre-enema cleanse or to hold for during an enema for a larger expulsion with more of a solid feel. I read that the whole husks gel slower. Tested the powder which did indeed gel faster. I took the max dose of the whole husks, since I figured my body is used to fiber in my diet. I went to bed last night feeling pleasantly full and my belly was fairly distended. I had enjoyable pressure on my prostate all night. Today I woke extremely bloated and it doesn't seem to be much gas. I passed a fair amount of stool, after my morning coffee, but it didn't appear to be bound by psyllium. I massaged my abdomen and later passed two small psyllium bound stools. The bloating is a bit too much, so I warmed up some senna tea. I know that can cause gas of its own, but at least the peristalsis can move some of the gas and stool out. It's already making me feel a bit better. However, its clear that I'm going to need an enema session to correct this. Next time I need to head the warnings and start small with psyllium, gradually moving to the max dose. Additionally, I think that the rear delivery method is worth a try for comparison.

Taken orally and in recommended doses it sounds very interesting. I am pretty nervous about the large quantities that some people are taking. Are you still doing it like this, Any problems or side effects?

This sounds really crazy but I have to try this.

I'll bet you that that sucker must have been over three feet long. FWIW, I've ended up with some pretty dramatic BM's just from gorging at Old Country Buffet, but it isn't the same and I sure wouldn't want to do it in my shower.