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I've mentioned in other posts that I was looking to expand my anal horizons to include some depth play. After many sessions I all but abandoned hope of conquering my 18 inch double dong http://www.docjohnson.com/dongs-dildos/double-ended/raging-hard-ons-18-double-dong.html concluding that at between an inch and a half and 2 inches in diameter it was simply too wide for me at such depth.
Never one to give up I turned my attention then to something slimmer. It with the added advantage of having a series of balls graduated in size. To wit, the Falcon Probe http://www.things4fun.com/falconprobe-falconstudiostoy.aspx. Many a post-enema hour has been spent in the blissfully orgasmic company of my newest best friend.
With that done, I turned my attention back to my double dong. Thwarted again, however I was forced to look for other options. Cue The Enforcer http://www.things4fun.com/spikerubberline105bigdawgdildo-1-1-1.aspx arriving discretely packaged on my door step. Naively I believed this might be slightly slimmer than my double dong. Nope. But, persistence being what it is, I can report that, at lunchtime today, the climax of what has been the most wonderful 4 days of self-indulgence, I sat, smiling ear to ear, with The Enforcer buried balls deep in my arse. Still not satisfied, I reached for my double dong, lubed it up and promptly sank it entirely in myself with nothing left visible for the world to see.
While I may not own an aircraft carrier upon which to hang the banner for the world to see, I proudly announce MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Now I simply can't wait for the mailman to deliver me a Raven's Tail http://www.things4fun.com/ravens-tail-2x-anal-plug.aspx. Updates to follow in due course. Play safe and be happy, chums.