I was at the new Movie Store buying a few new Movies for my collection. Thought they might be nice for the lake while I am taking a few weeks off.
I was bending over into the older movies for sale bin, when I noticed a very nicely dressed Lady smiling at me. I stopped at look back at her making eye contact. She smiled and giggled a bit into her hand, trying not to let me see. My thoughts were on Movies and not this lady. Something obviously I had done amused her so I carried on not thinking twice about her.
Excuse me are you here alone? I was picking up a few Movies for this evening when I thought I could smell Baby Powder. Now as I step back and look at you I can see you have a diaper on under your clothes. Now please don't let me scare you, I am a professional and I work in a related field. I run the Home Care Supply Company here in the Mall.
This Lady was very Professional in her maners and she just had that sort of trustworthy look about her. I smiled at her again and said I have a diaper on and yes I do use Baby Powder.
You know there are a lot of better products out now that don't smell like Baby Products and I am sure that bulky disposable diaper of yours could be replaced with a thiner more dignified one. Please next week come in and see me at my Store and I will show you some of the new products we offer.
I explained to her I would be away but when I return I will come and see Her new products. Nothing like making a date to have your diapers upgraded in a Video Store. If this Lady only knew, as she was passing me her business card, at how hard I work for the bulky look and baby powder odor of my diapers to be noticed.