Phone Enemas

Geographic location and opportunities to make personal contact with enthusiasts is typically impossible. On a few occasions, after a delightful chat, a connection usually by cell phone brings the phone closely into the scene -- has been fun. Sounds, thoughts, requests, explanations of what is taking place has been an interesting (erotic) experience. Might it be fun to have a connection on this forum for phone opportunities? Pros and cons are solicited.

I have shared phone enemas with a couple of special friends. I enjoyed them immensely, though I would have preferred to share them in person. We have taken them simulataneously a few times and shared details as we were doing so. From choosing the equipment, deciding on the solution, preparing the bag, inserting the nozzle, starting the flow, stopping the flow due to cramps, comforting and encouraging each other through the pain, starting again, holding, expelling and reveling in the afterglow. Often the shared enemas sessions led to phone sex, as well, which made the experience even better.

Describing every detail made me pay attention to what was happening inside my body and made the it more intense. And hearing them talk about what they were feeling, empathizing with their sensations, imagining myself there with them, listening to their voice tremble and their breaths increase and knowing how they were feeling and sensing their excitement and arousal enhanced my own experiences.

After over twenty years of taking enemas, we sometimes loses focus on the nuances of the act. When sharing it over the phone with sound being the only sense they can hear detailing everything to them is like describing a painting to a blind man. You have to be everything for them and let them into your mind to experience it with you. It gives you a greater sense of appreciation for enemas and can only enhance the sensations. I highly recommend it.

I've only done a phone enema once. I was on the road, and my then girlfriend was at home. When I called her, she was just getting ready to have an enema, so I quickly got my 'road kit' out of the luggage and joined her.

We described every sensation to each other, had a great time and enjoyed a couple of great enemas and a seamless transition to some equally great phone sex. I highly recommend it.

ldb

I have had phone conversations several times when taking and holding an enema. Although I didn't tell the person I was talking to about it, I did masturbate rather furiously, then rushed off to expell it. I did call a 976 number a couple of times and had a conversation about being given an enema. I found that, once again, I had a much more vivid imagination than the so called expert at the other end of the line. You could tell that she didn't have the faintest clue about the subject. I was very dissapointed.

Not to burst anyone's bubble but how do you know the other person isn't faking it?lol!I would hate to think that I was going thru all the motions and having someone on the other end laughing their butt off while faking the noises and descriptions!Just a thought-probably why I haven't given much thought to doing it and sounding like a lunatic for no reason! :😃

I put them through a rigorous screening process first. 😃

I ask lots of detailed and complex questions to see if they know what they're talking and serious about enemas if they're just freaks wanting to get off. I don't do it with anyone I don't know well. The gentlemen I've played with I've known for many years and have no doubt of their interest and intentions. And they know they can trust me and mine.

And I NEVER fake anything. Not even orgasms. In fact, I think women are doing a great disservice to themselves and to other women by faking orgasms. Women should fake NOT having them. Tease them a little. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, God, yes, yes, yes. I'm so close. Mmmm, just a little harder, deeper, faster, slower, to the left," etc., etc. Meanwhile, you're having multiples and having a grand old time. Surely men would rather please their ladies than dissatisfy them and frustrate them with none. Men loves challenges.

Of course, I'm not completely serious about this. It's just fun for those playful times when you can lounge hours in bed and you have a partner with a good sense of humor and adventure. I was called a bitch and a man hater once for suggesting this on another board years ago. Some people just don't know how to have fun. :😃

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I met this wonderful lady online a number of years ago, but unfortunately, too many miles separated us for the opportunity to meet. We shared the joys of a phone enema together and wonderful orgasms afterward. Although it's not the same as in person, hearing your partners voice, the description of the insertion, the click of the clamp, and what they are feeling at the moment is the next best thing. It was truly a wonderful experience, and that person is still very special to me. Hopefully one day we will meet. Peter

Uk 0900 numbers are typical phone sex calls at enormous expense, about US$3 per minute. Newspapers have done expose's of several services, actually picturing the real women at the other end of the line who are spotty and horrible but described rather differently. Suspect most are like this otherwise they would be peddling their 'wares' as Escorts or similar.

I've had situations where I am in position to get an enema and then the phone rings and if it is a friend I have answered, started the enema and taken a good bit all the while they have no idea I am getting filled up. It is a fun feeling. Kind of like my little secret.

I have a friend that is a nurse. Sometimes we do enemas together over the phone...

I have enjoyed phone enemas with many females, both giving and taking. I also enjoy web cam play, beats being alone

Back about 10 years ago I had the pleasure of doing phone enemas with 2 wonderful gals I had met on MIRC. They were both very enthusiastic and quite convincing.

Laying in a bathtub, privately with waters running, and a cell phone with a guy who persuaded me to join him in a scene, turned out to be very hot. The sounds that were familiar, talking back and forth, the suggestions to do certain things and hear the responses were quite fun. Give it a try. Doesn't hurt anyone -- especially those who are hoping for companionship with the intrigue. Fun to know others are of the same spirit -- no matter where they are.

I have had the opportunity to be the giver, so to speak, three times over the phone.

As I have related elsewhere on the board, I convinced a young woman to use a jet of her whirlpool bath while we talked on the phone. For those who haven't read that, I hope it is okay to quote from my previous post:

She had learned to pleasure her front on the jets of water (something that caused her to come quick, hard and repeatedly), but had never tried it from behind. I had no idea if this would really work, having never tried anything like it myself, but it seemed like it would.

I talked her into backing up to one of the jets so that she could feel the water against her anus. It was disappointing that she had to put the phone down on the side of the bath after I instructed her to back up further, spread her cheeks open, and relax her anus by pushing out slightly. However, even with the sound of the whirlpool engine and the bubbling of the bath water, I could still hear the mixture of shock and moaning in her voice as she felt the water shoot up her ass.

It did not take long to do the job. The water also wanted to come out about as fast as it had gone in. She actually managed to grab the phone as she leaped out of the tub and dashed across to the toilet.

I heard the first few blasts of water and feces. She was moaning hard while suggesting that maybe this hadn't been such a good idea. Eventually it was cramping so bad and she was shitting so hard she had to hang up.

Afterwards, she decided that her tastes in anal play were more definitely limited to solids rather than liquids.

The second time was with a woman with whom I had a fairly intense phone-based Dom/sub relationship. She used to spank herself to the point of crying on my instruction and she enjoyed anal play, especially putting in butt plugs of ever-increasing size.

I got her going in the direction of enemas and she noted that she had some Fleets in the cupboard. I made her get one out and take it. I'm not sure why she didn't bother to tell me ahead of time that she suffered from diverticulitis. She took the enema, but it set off severe cramping and that kind of killed the mood. It took her a couple of days to recover fully.

At this point, I was not having much luck with phone enemas.

Finally, another phone friend (who eventually became an occasional in-person friend) took an enema and enjoyed it and came, both while she was taking it and afterwards. It wasn't long after that I met my wife and my phone sex experiences (with anyone else at least) ended.

Your replies are some of the most eloquent and well thought

out messages on this board. Your enema chat , in real phone time, must be phenomenal. No, I'm not an enema freak, but a

reg. nurse who appreciates receving, giving and self administering.

I have found great satisfaction since the invention of the webcam. I love to have a lady fill me over cam. I do as she tells me while she watches my every move.

The intimacy is lost by distanced perception. Being there live is a totally different experience. However, whether faked or not, the pleasure is derived in what your mind imagines is happening and visa-versa. If your phone partner is really taking or giving the enema, or you are credibly impressed that it is really happening, the same effect is achieved. A great actor or actress, having had the vast experience of the sounds, the feelings , and the true sounds of pleasure can easily pretend over the phone, as long as the act is not overdone and is believable.

One of the best phone enema sessions is to educate, and excite someone who has not done an enema to try it with your guidance. The incredible detail necessary to "walk" them thru it is in and of itself exciting. Building trust, and being convincing enough to have them try, and to have them succeed with your tutored supervision is a beginning of a very sacred and trusted relationship. The anonymity of privacy, but presence of you, their counselor builds that confidence in what you are teaching them to do and to enjoy. Be a good teacher.

I like my enemas to be real and with another female either giving or receiving, but I must say I have enjoyed many fone enemas, it sure beats doing them all yourself, plus it lets me share some of the wonderful feelings you experience with enemas.

Nope never done phone enemas butt this new webcam would be something if both giver and receiver had the tek stuff to do it...I don't so it's either solo or with that very special female friend....now where is she? 😉

I have done a few phone enemas in the past. It's been a long time but I'd love to do it again. Some were very stimulating and erotic and some wound up very disappointing. Still, I'd love to try it again. I crave another erotic phone enema with someone who is likeminded.

I have done several web cam enema sessions, and while not as much fun as an inperson session, it sure beats solo

I've done enemas on webcam a few times. Better than solo.

Never a web cam but I ahve done several phone enemas mostly listening to women take them

I have done phone enemas. I used a head set and a cordless phone it worked fine. I have also done enemas among other things on cam. Love doing them on cam. If anyones interesed let me know.

dbl

Interesting, personally I would love to be able to do that (Phone Enema). That part is impossible for me 😢

I also would love on webcam, but because of who I am, I could be easily identified somebody especially co-worker if this person shares the copied webcam on www. That is something I fear the most.

I rather know person first, and have fun in real life.

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It's too awkward for me to do it on the phone-you have to put the phone down allot to use both hands unless you have a speaker phone and then it may not be in a place for both to hear the other.

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You know what else sucks, when the phone slips off your shoulder and falls into the toilet.

1-800-MY-BUTT! 😘

??? What does it mean that every time call your number it is busy? The only time I was able to get through a man answered? When I told him I was calling about a phone enema, he told me to stick the phone up my ass. 😮 I asked him if he was going to stick his phone up his ass also? He must have hit the hangup button as the was inserting his phone into his ass because the call ended just about then.

People tell me my phone smells funny --- Fred

P.S. The time the man answered, I wonder if I mis-dailed?

P.S.2 I am working on a program to do acoustical signature analysis. When I get it working we can probably use it to process the phone audio and confirm that the call is really coming from a bathroom.

If you really want to try it get a bluetooth for your cellphone

Sharing over the phone is an amusing aside. I've done this a couple of times with women who were some distance away. (They both happened to be nurses so the subject was familiar to them both.)

The problem is that one partner in the phone scenario may be more accomplished or imaginative in the cyber area, so the expectations on each side seldom match.

In my case both ladies were seriously determined to get sexual relief. Since I'm relatively an amateur at phone sex (zippo experience in fact) the outcome was less than anticipated.

If you try phone I would suggest talking around this idea of expectations for the call. Not the easiest thing of course, as this might take away from the fun (giddiness?) of anticipation.

I'm getting a little nervous talking about this right now...

It's much less than ideal, but with imagination there can be some excitement.

I am always game for making a new friend that way.

As an alternative to a very very long hose, phone and webcam are practical and

can be fun and full-filling.