Erections at the clinic

When I get an woody in public- like talking to a cute girl at the nude beach, I just look at my boner and say with sincerity, "Sorry about this, I hope you're not offended." They always leap to make me feel comforted in my ebarrasing situation. "Non, no, not at all! I flattered." Then we just talk while I watch her keep glancing at my cock- which in turn keeps it hard!

The key here guys, is never start stroking! It gives you away as a perv. Always act embarrassed and it will be a fun time.

Never got an erection at a clinic or during a medical exam, but it sounds like it could easily happen depending on where they are probing or what they are touching. It could possibly turn out to be quite the experience.

Got one when i was getting a vasectomy but it left when i got injections in my testicals

This happened to me once... I was visiting dermatologist and she examined my lower part. I was shy about this (erection was really hard), but she smiled and told me not worry about this, because Im not the first one...

Besides my most recent exam, I've always gotten semi-hard right before I the genital exam because I know what's coming. The anticipation gets me excited I guess. I really wish I could be flaccid for an exam though. No doctor has ever said anything about it. The one time I resisted an erection was my last exam because I knew I was getting an STD test (swab) done and I wasn't too excited about that, so I guess my mind was preoccupied.

I know people always say it's normal to get erections during exams, but I would just feel better if I wasn't always seeming aroused during an exam. And I'm straight, but I don't mind being examined by either gender. It's just the fact that I'm exposing myself to anyone else that turns me on.

THIS DISCUSSION KIND OF REMINDS ME OF A STORY...

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'."

Again, the old guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins, "One ...... Two ... Three"......

Remember - You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing!!!

I usually have some enlargement of my penis right before the genital exam. It usually happens when I am instructed to "remove my shorts." It is a little embarrassing as I am above average in size. I always wonder if the doctor is saying to himself ... "this guy has a large penis." Anyway, the opposite would certainly be much more embarrassing! No complaints from me though.

Had some testicular issue, about three years ago now. Female doctor. Had to sit on the couch with my briefs down above my knees. While she cupped and rubbed and squeezed one of my testicles my dick began to grow rapidly so I placed a hand over it for a while. By the time she had finished with the right testicle and asked me something about the left one I took my hand away where my dick was bolt upright and I apologised for this, she said it was perfectly natural and that I shouldn't feel ashamed. As I pulled up my briefs she got a close up view of it anyway as it was rock hard and throbbing and it stayed that way once my undies were back on too so all in all it was a pleasurable experience simply because she had seen me sroused in a non-erotic (for the doctor) situation.

Only happened to me once: When I was in my early 20's I developed multiple painless lesions on the shaft and glans of my penis. Becuase I didn't have insurance, I went to the public health clinic where I was seen by a young female doc who was just out of residency. When it came time for her hands on exam, I figured she would talke a quick peak and precribe some drug and I'd be on my way. Instead, she spent a good 4 minutes examining my genitals and commenting that she hadn't seen erosions like that before. she would askj a question and then look at the lesions. The whole time she had ahold of my penis. After about 2 minutes of this, I started to become erect. She was very professional and continued asking her questions. Then, without warning, I developed a full on erection. Becuase of the lesions, it was quite painful. She actually started appologizing for causing me discomfort. To make a long story short, she thought STD but all tests were negative. After referal to Derm, it was determined to be psoriasis.

I don't recall becoming erect during a genital exam but I do recall it not being flacid but somewhere in between.

Usually, I will get semi-erect whenever the doctor starts the gential exam. The only times I don't is when the doctor is running late and I get cold sitting just in my underware. Unfortunately, I had three memorable exams once in front of my mother. I was facing the doctor and my mom he pulled my underware down to examine my testicles. The second time, during the gential and hernia exam a nurse and female patient walked into the room. I went from semi to almost erect in a second the nurse said "sorry" but it was too late for a 18 guy. During the third time, the doctor sat in front of me during the gential and hernia exam. I remember palpating my penis, retracting my foreskin 3 or 4 times, rubbing the pee slit, and looking at my uretha opening. Then he move to my testicles and hernia exam. I was more than semi-erect and the doctor checking for any discharge from my penis.

Yes as a teen I was always fine until he started to examine my penis and testicals, I would always be laying down on the exam table for the first part and being I have foreskin the dr would always retract it several times while checking the shaft, look at the head look in my pee hole this would always cause me to get really hard very embarrassing, always wondered if he purposely did this to see it erect.

I have fully erected during a medical exam, actually quite often, but more common at every exam partial erection. Doc doesn't care he just continues the exam.

As I read the various replies I saw that there are guys that do not get erect with a doctor or in a medical setting. I am on of those. I have had physicals by both females and males and have never had a stirring let alone a full blown erection. I have had 3 scrotal ultrasounds - 2 by females and 1 by a male with no erection. I have been shaved for hernia surgery, a hydrocele surgery and did not get an erection. During a physical when I was in my mid twenties I had two girls check my testicles (one was training) and did not get aroused.

I'm curious if not getting an erection is more the norm than getting one. Its a much more interesting story if a guy gets one and writes about it. I gues it would be similar to a woman getting her pelvic exam and getting wet. Im sure some do, but a lot dont.

I am not sure what I would do if I did get one, but after reading these posts I realize that it happens and is nothing to be embarrassed about.

I normally rub one out an hour before I go to the clinic. I'm usually semi erect before the doctor even comes in the room. Once she comes in, it gets bigger and by the time she starts to examine my penis and testicles, it's the biggest erection of the year and I'm dripping precum.

I've yet to get a full-on erection at an exam, but I'm definitely at half-mast for the whole thing

Nope. I'm usually too nervous for that to happen. Either that or having a bald, fat doctor feel me up.

Never rock solid but never flaccid. I'm guessing this really depends on age. I can't imagine myself getting a massive erection or dripping precum. Even semi erect it still causes embarrassment.

When asked to strip down (only for Dermatologist appointments, no no others have asked since I was a kid, strip as they go) Nurse leaves the room and I usually get excited and hard as I'm getting undressed and drip...but by the time the doc returns fear and cold cause me to shrivel.

I have a new family doc and a checkup soon, we'll see how it goes.

;-)

I'm on the edge of one sometimes, and I feel a tingling and I think, oh no, it's going to start growing! Fortunately it has never continued into a real hardon, but I always worry about it ... reminds me of being back in school worried about getting a hardon in the showers after gym class. I have sex on my mind a lot, so I see sex in most things. I went to a six year HS, 7 thru 12, and we started gym class in 7th grade. At the drs., I feel like I'm back in 7th grade worried about getting a hardon.

I used to always get erect during exams as a teenager/early twenties. It was particularly embarrassing during school physicals which were done in groups. I wasn't the only one with the same problem though 😉

These days I usually beat one out before arriving at the docs (then again afterwards) so rarely suffer the embarrassment now.

Usually get semi-hard when undressing and then a little bit more during the genital and DRE exam. Have a couple of times had a full erection during the whole exam and could not get it down no matter what I did. First time this happened my doctor said he was glad to see everything was in working order. I am a heavy pre-cummer so from the beginning of every exam until the end, I am usually dripping.

This has happened to me a few times. Fortunately it's usually been with doctors who have only examined me as a one-off and I have never seen them again. I found the situation very embarrassing.

The worst time was at an examination by the school doctor when I was around 16. Each year the class was divided up into groups of 5 or 6 guys and we were examined as a small group. That year the day of the exam was changed at the last minute so I didn't have chance to jack off (as I had done in previous years) before the exam. I became semi erect whilst still in my underpants and once I took those off and the male doc started to examine my testicles there was nothing I could do to prevent a full erection. Interestingly 3 of my classmates also got full erections during that exam. We were mocked big time for weeks afterwards..

Interestingly 3 of my classmates also got full erections during that exam. We were mocked big time for weeks afterwards..

Matt, how did the other classmates find out about your erections? You said you were in a group of 5 or 6 boys so I'm assuming if 4 of you got erect, it was one of the other 2 that spread the word to others. I would have thought that the 5 or 6 of you would all band together to try and keep such a thing quiet. Can you tell us more about these examinations? Was the entire exam conducted as a group, allowing you to watch the exam of all of the other boys?

Jimmy yes it was the 2 who managed to keep flaccid who spread the word to the rest of our class.

We were all examined together. In a line for the first parts like stething wearing just our underpants. When it got to taking turn on the exam table all the other guys could see exactly what was going on and what would be/had happened to them. There was nothing in the way of privacy..

When it got to taking turn on the exam table all the other guys could see exactly what was going on and what would be/had happened to them.

When it was time for the genital exam, did all 6 of you have to remove your underwear at once, or did you wait until it was your turn on the exam table? And was any rectal exam involved?

Yes we were all treated equally and boxers had to be removed at the same time.

there was a bend over the table visual inspection but nothing was inserted (sadly 😢 )

I've only gotten semi-hard a couple of times. once was during an ultrasound and the other during a regular physical, but the doc had two trainees, so i got three hernia checks in a row. it was actually more uncomfortable than exciting.

anyway, my wife is a nursing assistant at a pediatrician office (two of the three doctors are actually very attractive) and she says that almost always the boys get an erection during the exam. she says they sometimes even get an erection during the pre-screening process (height, weight, bp, temp, questionnaire).

i tease her and tell her that i'm going to have to get my next physical at her office to see if i can get the same reaction.

It's happened to me a couple of times, but the worst was once when I was being examined by the 'house' doctor as part of a pre-operative admission work up. The woman was Asian and very pretty and she was accompanied by the nurse that had been admitting me.

The nurse was young and rather attractive. She had walked me through the check in and had done all the usual stuff like get me weighed and checked my BP and temp. During all of this I was really wondering if she was going to see me naked or not and I guess I was getting more and more turned on by all of this.

After she had told me to get completely undressed and given me a gown to put on she left the room and I sat there wondering what would happen next. Finally she came back in the room with the Asian doctor and explained that the doctor would do a brief exam. I expected the nurse to leave, but the doctor asked her to stay and write down the results. I was going to have a hernia operation so after listening to my heart and lungs she told me to lay down and said she would be examining the operative area.

She was very clinical and seemed to be oblivious to the fact that I was getting really embarrassed. I guess she did this a lot because she didn't cover up my legs she just very abruptly lifted my gown above my waist and there I was completely exposed. The nurse gave me a sympathetic smile, but didn't really look away. The doctor quickly reached over and grabbed my testicles and started exploring them. I almost jumped off the table, but she just told me to hold still. She continued to feel around and as she did she explained that the nurse would be shaving off all of my pubic hair. I guess that was the last straw, because when I looked over at the nurse and thought about her doing that I started to get an erection.

The doctor must have felt it, but she continued without saying a word about it. Then she started to examine my penis. I was really embarrassed at this point and her rough handling of my penis only added to my predicament. She pulled back my foreskin and took her time examining underneath. By this time I was really worried that something else was going to happen and then when she tried to pull my foreskin back in place she couldn't seem the get it forward, probably because by now I was fully erect, so she pulled it back and forth rapidly trying to get it back in place. That was all I could take. After a few tugs I ejaculated all over my belly.

The nurse looked shocked, the doctor just smiled and covered me up again. Then she left the room and the nurse whose face was now as red as mine handed me some tissues and said she would be back in a few minutes with the shaver.

For anyone who has a tendency to get erections, or just worried about getting them, and doesn't want to, the remedy is easy. Exhaust yourself beforehand, edging, ejaculating, whatever it takes, so that it will be too exhausted to rise to the occasion later.