I just wanna KNOW.

My sincere apologies to our wonderful owners, and moderators. I know this should be put into "personal ads." Personal ads have not worked for me. I hope I am considered a valued member for this one exception. Is there ANYONE, female, that lives anywhere remotely close to Spokane, Wa?

I have what I beleive to be a unique offer to someone that needs to be caring, and cared for. I've truly had my fill of "Long Distance Relationships." I am a "gentleman," and a "gentle man." Please no druggies, or drunks. All else can be acceptable. Age, color, size, and all things are negotiable. If you are looking for a rich man, it is not ME!. Walt

WEll 52 "reads" so far, no replies. Now please, I am being tongue in cheek. Satirising my own post.

If I expanded the post to males, as well as females, how many replies would I get? How about if I wanted a gut busting 4 to 6 quart enema?

Sorry guys, no chance of either occurring. LOL. Walt

Everyone knows I am not a chatter, but you might get more interest if you were in the chat room here.

It seems to me, as a very casual observer, that the chat room is where many people connect.

Thank you. I love to chat, but I prefer private. I've never entered the chat rooms here, mainly because I have had some bad experiences elsewhere, and I am very poor TEKKIE!!I can get lost easily in a room with more than a couple people. 😳 If anyone wants to invite me in, I will try it here. I am often on the Yahoo IM. Walt

You should definitely come chat, Walt. That's how I met my husband-to-be. I am taken (obviously), but I'll chat with you anytime I'm on, if you want to "practice" (just your techie skills!). 😜

If I were looking Walt,I would go to my local grocery store.Yep,that's where I met some great looking ladies to strike up a conversation.My experiances in gardening starts up a conversation about quality in fruits and veggies dept.Sometimes,my mind goes wild as to how nice she would look with a tube up her fanny,but I'm cool and don't act stupid.The health food stores is another place to meet them.My system worked before computers were invented.

^^

twobagger, was that you in Animal House?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc

😁 😁

That was a cute vid,I don't get that pushy.I talk about the quality of the veggies first and then perhaps something about health issues.I might start my conversation like "I admire those who take good care of themselves".Now if she is good looking you might get a nice smile from her.I know one thing;most good looking ladies are smart and have good health habits.They also eat the right foods,and that's where my advice cums in.

Walt, you should take my neighbor annes advice & visit the chat often, i've met some very interesting girls & ladies there. it was lots better when a new sign up could instantly enter the chat without waiting to accumulate points etc. i would monitor the new sign ups & lure them to the chat, ha ha. this is how i met the one i fell in love with, she is the special one out of all i met on the chat.

Anna B;Your offer to help Walt in my book makes you a true patriot.You are something special in my eyes.I hope Walt will consider your kindness and accept your offer.Anna;you are what enema lovers are all about.May God bless you with years of happiness.

@ twobagger - lol, just so we're all on the same page here - I'm only offering to help Walt with his chatting skills!

Ok Anne, tell me how it works. My email is muleshet@yahoo.com Walt

*email address has been corrected

Chat is a pretty good way to get to know people. It's always good to make new friends. So hope to see you in chat Walt.

Hi, I just wanted to comment that you should really try the chat room here to start off with. You'll eventually find the right partner for yourself. I was and still am a shy person but I fell in love with my current lover because I made the first step by accepting his invite to the chat room. As our interest in each other grew subsequently, we progressed to sending private messages (still in this site) till our relationship became stable and we knew yes that's the one, that we advanced to personal emails and instant messengers outside. So make the first move and all the best!

Yes, join in the chatting room will make you get some more