Where do you hide your enema equipment?

I don't have to hide my (now Our) equipment anymore, after finally opening up to my wife about my enema fetish, she's perfectly fine with keeping bags and nozzles hanging in the guest bathroom and other equipment and toys in the guest bedroom in bins out in the open. We used to keep our toys and lubes hidden away in a box way up high in a closet shelf. I explained to her that I thought this did not allow for spontaneous activity and she agreed. I'm very happy now with the new "arrangement".

David 😃

Just hid mine in a suitcase under my bed, with other boxes in front of that, had to remove it from a rather obvious drawer as sons partner and her two kids will be using my bedroom for a brief stay later in july.

I don't hide my enema stuff. They hang on the back of the bathroom door as they did with my Mom, my Aunt Janice, and my Grandma. Why hide it? But, back when I was still a kid, I got our negro maid to go to the mall and to the Walgreens Drug store and get me a Tyson Fountain syringe that was supposed to be for a guy that lived across the street from us, but, in reality, it was for me. I hid it in my Mom's bathroom behind the heater. There was a piece of green asbestos sheeting that was between the heater and the wall. After I used my enema bag, I would dry it with a towel, both outside and inside and blow the moisture out of the hose. Then I would roll the syringe up like one would roll a newspaper and slip the douche nozzle into the middle. Worked great! Then I would put the rolled up syringe behind the green asbestos sheet. I don't know if Mom ever found it, but it was not very well hidden. I bet she did!

As I said before our syringes are not hidden. The one we have used is hung in the shower until it dries and then hung on the bathroom door. Can't hide them from our spouses.

Why bother?? Hide, NO; storage, OK. 'Have a large blue open top bag on a hanger in the closet for convenience. Also a few hoses on a hanger so they don't get "kinked up" [hmmm-..that's funny]. 'Have a bunch of nozzles, clamps and such in an old Whitman's "Sampler" candy box. I'm waiting for some snoop with a sweet tooth to open it!!!!!! You have to maintain a sense of humor. It's only an "Enema!!" I just love how this "word" can inspire.

with a "Click!!,"

highwater

I don't hide it. I hang it in the shower. The other day my sister came over and for some reason pulled back the shower curtain. The look on her face was priceless...totally blank. She's very vanilla. Oops...

Last summer I and sub picked up this interesting wooden collapsible wall hanger at a garage sale. I hung it up in the bathroom and have yellow "hot water bottles" hanging on two of the hooks. There are two more hooks to use. Maybe someday we'll find a pink or maybe even a blue bag to hang up as well.

These are display only so they never drip excess water out. They just are there with no questions by anyone in the house.

I have too much stuff to keep it all in one place! My main stash is in a soft oversized briefcase that I keep out of the way but not hidden. In it I keep a spare 2 quart closed combo bag, a small open top amber bag, several hoses, tubes and nozzles, an expandable douche syringe, a couple of dildoes and assorted plugs, coupling adaptors, a vacuum cock enlarger.and a silicone urethral sound. That's the stuff I don't use very often.

For ready access, in the top drawer of my dresser I keep a butt plug, soft black douche nozzle, silicone double finger extension for anal probing, and a long bumpy anal probe. I keep my main bag on the back of my closet door, with hose, plain colon tube and silicone FS3 double balloon nozzle. On the closet floor, under a few towels used only for enema activity, I keep two different silicone PSP nozzles and a CT-122 from Silicone Nozzles.

I would rather like to feel that I didn't have to hide my enema and anal gear, but have too many friends and visitors who I am sure would think even a plain old enema bag was weird say nothing about something like those bad boys from Silicone Nozzles.

@archemedes-- you have an enviable collection of equipment.

hankb

Found a good place in double closet by using an old adjustable coat rack.Posting pictures now.

When I was a boy aged 16 I hid my Higginson's syringe in a model yacht I'd made of wood. I had to unscrew the deck to access the hollowed out hull. It was actually my mother's hygiene syringe, but as my parents were abroad, I had to stay with my cousins for several weeks.

Wife is cool with my gear but prefers that it be "out of sight" when the house-keeper comes to clean. (Household helpers act like ants -- they get into everything.) My emphasis is on keeping my gear clean and free of mold.

So, I have a zippered clothing bag on my side of the closet. That holds the "essentials." (Gallon Klystra, a couple of smaller bags for coffee or pro-biotics, an in-line pump, couple of nozzles and a pair of colon tubes.) Rest of the more sophisticated gear is in a large box, shelved near the ceiling of my closet.

The shower-shot nozzle gets swapped out to a conventional 'hand shower' after each use.

Like Imac, my larger items are stored in a hanging suit bag on my side of the closet. My nozzles, extra clamps, lubes and other small items are in a box in a vanity drawer.

I keep all of my equipment on the top shelves of my separate closet in several tool type boxes.

I have never hid my enema equipment. I leave it hanging up behind the bathroom door. The more people who see the better...never know who might have similar interest...smiles.

I have quit hiding my enema bag. I live in a very small house/ log cabin and the bathroom is very small, so I hang my bag from the ceiling that is just outside of the bathroom door. The floor in the bathroom is about a foot higher than the rest of the floor. So I get a better fill if I stand or kneel on the lower floor.

If anyone asks, I will say, I love enemas, my wife won't help, so I do solo enemas.

I try to get at least 3 or 4 enemas a week.

Living alone, I just keep my equipment in a closet in the bathroom. I don't think I would be embarrassed if someone, even my parents, found it there.

Having just read through this thread there seems to be a pretty even split between "don't or don't need to hide" and "omg, what if someone finds it!"

Sadly I'm well in the second category

Nit sure how upset my wife would be if she found it but couldn't imagine the ribbing I would get fun two teenaged sons if they came across it

Looks like locked box in garage would be safest for me!

Is such a mess in there no one can ever find anything......

I keep it in my home office. The stuff that needs to hang up and dry is behind the window curtain and the rest is in a cloth bag in my filing cabinet.

hankb

If my bag and hose are drying, then they're hanging on the back of the bathroom door. Once they're dry, they're in the airing cupboard. My bulbs, nozzles and travel kit are in a basket in a cupboard in the bathroom. I don't have to hide them from my husband, but he has a list of places to clear out in extremis, as have I for him. I would certainly be uncomfortable with the sons finding my enema kit!

All of my gear is stored in plastic storage bins. Not hidden, just have ALOT of gear, and it's easier to keep it stored that way!!!

On the top shelf of my separate closet in tool boxes.

I'm in my 70s so I'm older and my lucky investments in Commercial Real Estate permitted me to build a new house with one of five bedrooms and one of five bathrooms just for my enema equipment and my huge vintage enema collection. My wife & I designed our new house to have four of the five bedrooms each with its own large walk in closet and private bathroom. We have entry locks and deadbolt locks on all bedroom doors, three master Bedroom closet doors, and three master bathroom doors. I dedicated a smaller walk-in closet, 8 feet wide by 13 feet deep to hide and lock my enema equipment & Vintage Enema Collection in. I bought a portion of my Vintage Enema collection from someone in his late 60s who said he was selling his valuable collection because he was afraid of passing away and his wife & daughter might find his collection and toss his $25,000 Vintage Enema & Prostate Collection away thinking that they were just junk. So here I am with the bulk of his Collection together with my own locked in my closet with no one else to appreciate it, even by me because I haven't opened 70% of the boxes that I purchased on eBay and from other Private Collectors. So the answer is I hide my Enema Equipment in my locked walk-in closet in my private "office", or "enema Room" at home secured by a Monitored Security Alarm System with Eight Video Cameras. The sad thing for me is that I'm at the age where I might drop dead or get a stroke, cancer, heart attack, etc. anytime and my locked closet will be unlocked and all my valuable Enema & Prostate Equipment will be tossed out as junk at an Estate Sale and one of you will pick it up and put it up "For Sale" on eBay.

^^^ Well you can always have a custom made casket with extra room & take it with you...even with "Dead" locks ---just kidding ! 😁

I can see it being an issue when i pop my clogs, but i guess i wont be there.....

I dont have anyone close to sort it out in the event, as partner is now in a nursing home, and its my job to go through her stuff, nothing kinky, just years of "stuff"

Well my wife knows I have done enemas but really isn't into them and so I store them so they are out of sight and out of mind. I will keep all my equipment on my side of the closet in a large plastic bag with a duffle bag on top of the plastic bag. I want to be more open about my usage so I hope to be a little more up front with my usage so I don't have to hide everything.

I wouldn’t be here to be embarrassed, obviously, if my equipment was found after my death. However, my house would most likely be cleared by my brothers and/or cousins. Now they all know I’m gay, so I wouldn’t be worried about gay magazines. But they know nothing about my enema kink and might well be unpleasantly shocked to find stuff that few people on this forum would turn a hair at. Should I end up going into a serviced apartment of some kind (far be the day), I suppose I would get rid of all except the most basic enema equipment, which might be taken for health care requisites. But until that day comes I should maybe follow the example of someone whose post I read here once — store it all in bags or boxes in some sort of lockable chest or cabinet and label the inside of the lid or door something like ‘sex toys—to be disposed of unopened’.

I only hide my equipment from my family, but no more from my partner, since we've recently started playing together.

I have a little box under my bedside table, in which you find three different bulb syringes, a small towel, lube and toilet paper.

I also have a bowl to fill with water; I keep this in a corner of the room. My mum never asked about that: maybe she didn't notice, or simply she prefers not to know 😜

Like others, I have also wondered what will happen to all of my Enema equipment when something happens to me. I only have one living relative, not around this area, so will be up to an "adopted nephew" and neighbor. Some of the antique glass percolators are worth quite a bit, so hope they will have enough sense to sell them instead of pitching them. In the meantime I have been starting to sort out some things and do some downsizing. I've sold two of the 4 exam tables I had, and am going to sell the other two.

Dan

I live in mortal fear that someone will discover my equipment. I hide it in the cupboard under the sink and hope no one is crass enough to look for it. There is so much! Also I have suppositories and dulcolax tabs. I don't want anyone to discover it when I croak. I don't know what to do about that however. Maybe they'll say "he certainly must have been constipated!"