Fighting off a summer cold with my laptop in bed, and my mind turns to my favorite subjects..
I know the average age here is a bit older than vanilla sex forums, so I hope this 1st question will receive some perspective from you ladies over 30..
Do you shave your vajayjay, and if so, why? I know for most young women, it's become a matter of course, and most say "yuk" to the idea of pubic hair. But I'm mid fifties, and was always used to the more natural image. It seemed rather novel when I began to see them shaved, but now, it's very common with ladies of all ages. I've always enjoyed taking my time down there, a trait that generally garners affection and appreciation, but I've got to tell ya, those shaved rascals most often equate to pushing my face into a belt sander.. Seems to be a sacrifice of function for fashion..
On to the next mystery...the "G" spot. Myth or fact? The medical community seems to line up on the side of myth, yet, I've heard "OMG, your hitting my G spot", accompanied by explosive results, too many times to count. Another example of Dr's inability to distinguish the proverbial shit from shineola, or do you think it's just a matter of hitting the right angle to stimulate the maximum number of nerve endings?
Next mystery for the ages, the "squirter". (And no, nothing to do with the general topic of this forum) I've experienced two variants of the phenomena; the first is most common, I think...some women simply lose a bit of bladder control when they orgasm. That has never been an issue for me. In fact, having the effect of making a woman lose control in that scenario is wonderful, tho some women seem a bit embarrassed. You shouldn't be; save embarrassment for farting in the elevator....
The second example is something for which the doctors claim there is no physical mechanism. I have experienced women, who, without a doubt, "ejaculated" a surprisingly large volume of liquid that resembled semen when it's turned clear, and had a similar viscous consistency. Absolutely not urine. Does anyone else here experience similar, or do you think I was somehow tricked by science?
Lastly, and perhaps most topical...Jennifer Love Hewitt recently gushed (no pun intended in relation to the prior question) that she had her vajayjay "vajeweled", the results resembling a glittering disco ball. Having been a rocker displaced from many gigs in the 70's by the evil that was disco, at first I was somewhat put off. However, none of the disco balls in my memory were attached to a vajayjay, so, I'm trying to keep an open mind.
Firstly, what would be the method of attachment of said vajewels? My mind goes back to the rhinestone stud setters offered on TV in the 80's, used for making even the lowliest K-Mart jeans seem stately, but my memory of the tool included in the kit only conjures images of potentially extreme discomfort, at best. Science has made great strides with today’s adhesives, but one would want something strong enough for a certain bond while exiting one's limo before the paparazzi, as we would not want an image of a partially vajeweled vajayjay plastered all over the pages of People Magazine. That said, I would imagine you would desire an ease of exchanging your vajewels to fit your mood.
And the vajewel itself; Diamonds may be a girls best friend, but will cut glass. While Elana Bobbit may have benefitted from such a ready dicer, the hazards seem to outweigh the practicality. We don't all deserve immediate surgical removal of Mr. Happy for an innocent display of affection..
As you may have already suspected, I'm running a fever. That does not, however, negate the validity of these questions. I've chosen this forum to pose these queries, as it's widely recognized that women who enjoy enemas for pleasure score higher on the IQ test. At the same time, I seem to have proven that the same cannot be claimed for the male of the species. For that, my sincere apologies to the men on this forum..