An experience like that can only CAUSE but can never cure
it. I expect that we will be seeing more of this as the bent
of our socialistic (Democratic?) government works to make
these "enema challenged" i.e. those who don't use them and
allow shit to enter their blood stream, to take over non
productive management and middle management jobs.
These are the ones who will be knocking on your door at
midnight in the near future wearing "Enema Police" badges.
They are sanctioned by the cabinet level Department of
"Bomma Care." They will want to confiscate your your enema
bag so your brain will be overloaded with shit like them.
In this way they can hasten your demise, which the department
wants from all retirees, since you cost too much and are
no longer contributory.
I would gladly surrender my enema bag to the Enema Police.
However, that would be only on the condition that I could be
assured that it would be given to one of these "Shit Heads"
to cure this "Shit For Brains" disease before it becomes
a pandemic. At the same time, under those conditions,
I believe that the police will have to confiscate my bag
since the pandemic is already underway.
To paraphrase Abraham Lincoln, God must love the common man
because he made so many of them. My "Customer Service Rep."
is only one of the multitude.
P.S.
I grew up on a no bull dairy farm. My dad would occasionally
have a cow come into estrus. When that happened, he would call
the artificial inseminater to have the cow serviced. Ever since
those days of my youth, when I hear the the word service, I
wonder who is getting SCREWED!
Be well and maintain your health with enemas.
Remember, an enema a day keeps the doctor away.