Enjoying it despite the heat.

Happy 4th, y'all. Well, I won't go into the frustrating details of having tried to get my air conditioner repaired on the 4th of July weekend in this town. Enough to say it still doesn't work. It was hot here all day yesterday, though not quite as bad as Friday.

I hadn't expected my weekend alone to turn into a labratory for Desert Survival 101! "Rule Number One -- When faced with hot temperatures, take a cold enema." I am succeeding at keeping my body temperature comfortable by keeping cold water in my colon. I take about one quart of cold water, and change it every hour. And the side-benefit is amazing!

I got up early this morning, and today I'm going to try siesta-ing across the worst of the hot part of the afternoon, of course with some cold water in me. While it's different from what I had looked forward to this weekend, I'm having fun.

Hugs,

Diane

That will work! Hot weather, cool enemas and colder beer.

Diane don't bother to repair a thirty year old air conditioner.A new one will cost less than a repair call and in most cases you can't find the parts for the old one.Drink plenty of liquids and enjoy cool enemas,don't forget the salt of one teaspoon with each quart of enema solution.

This is one of the greates whys to stay cool, and I do have soom work out side today maybe I will try it also while working on the yard thanks for the Idea I'm going right to work 😄

In any case, you CAN'T possibly drink too much water. STAY HYDRATED!!!

Diane you were right 96 and no air I went to the beach with one of my friend,s we were hot even in the water I told her about your thread and the cold water enema,s we came back to my house we gave each other small cold enemas the rest of the afternoon it did cool us down and what A afternoon we had!!!!! THANK YOU

😎 I'm so happy to hear you and your lady enjoyed it! This many days later I'm still waiting for the new a/c unit. Consequently I am holding a cold quart as I type because it's hot in here again!

Hugs,

Diane

The heat out west here sure got turned up in the last few days. Good thing that we have a sure fire remedy so close at hand. I couldn't help but wonder though, can a cool enema really be that effective when the procedure gets so many of us extremely hot?

Good luck in resolving the mechanical problems and enjoy those wonderful sensations.

I am going to have to try that next time it gets really hot where i am.

The idea of a few ice-cold beers on a hot afternoon, applied into the proper part of the anatomy of course, is mentally appealing. But experience has shown me that while I can do wine, I just can't do beer that way. It's just too fizzy and bloaty. Besides, alcohol and heat don't go too well together in my mind. Hmmm, still sounds like it might be fun, though!

They are supposed to come today after noon and install a new a/c unit. That will cost us the proverbial "pretty penny," like everything else that is nickle-and-diming us to death in this old house we love. In the meantime, I have become used to the practice of frequently flowing refrigerator-cold water into myself, and don't want to stop!

A very slow trickle of very cold water..... It's very addictive!

Hugs,

Diane

K2mmw,

Be very careful with that coldbeer (it's one word in Texas) on a hot day. It's very dehydrating. I like a coldbeer as much as the next (more than many), but to stay hydrated on a hot day, water and an occasional sports drink is much better for you.

Stay healthy.

ldb

That cold beer is a diuretic so on a hot day, follow it up with that cooler gallon enema and get re-hydrated and cooled down at the same time. Some even combine the cold beer and the enema and after a few of those, the ambient temperature won't matter much!

Enjoy your summer with enemas and beer and don't forget to have some fun!

An enema a day keeps the doctor away. Better yet two or three.

73

Well, after a few thousand dollars and a few unexpected delays, we now have a working brand-new central air conditioning. Yea.

Now the problem is that in the last week I have grown quite addicted to cold enemas!

I start with a clean colon, fill a 2Q bag with chilled water from the fridge, and set the clamp to a very slow trickle. I lie on my right side, the noz deep, and try my best to ignore the feelings of distress deep inside me. Cold water chills the nerve endings, I guess, because in just a minute or two it becomes not distressful, but pleasant. Very, very pleasant. And then it will overtake me with waves of contractions that are purely no-touch orgasms. :😃

And just when I thought I already had all the T-shirts for this sport....

Hugs,

Diane

Glad to see this post. I thought I was the only one that cooled down with cold enemas. I was staying with my grandparents when i was a teen and out playing on a hot day. When I got home grandma said relax on the porch swing I am going to give you a cool enema.. Loved enemas but a cold one on the porch?? It was great enema ran in very slow and i relaxed and napped while the enema cooled me down. I have done the same thing over the years and enjoy every hot day.

We're dealing with the afternoon heat with squirt gun fights on the deck. Thanks @Secret_sub for the idea. Messy, but cooling and fun!

PS - My wife won! Or did she? I was soaked, and cooler! 😀

Rematch tomorrow at 107 deg F.

@Rigel you are welcome.

This thread reminds me of an experience many years ago. While recovering from knee surgery I suddenly developed an infection and started running a fever. Being allergic to many antibiotics made the situation a challenge for the medical staff. I was confused when a nurse hung an enema can from the overhead bed rail without first sliding a bedpan under my rump. I also noticed that the can was sweaty when it dripped cold water on my ankle. The nurse then pulled a double balloon catheter out of her smock pocket, connected it to the hose coming from the can and proceeded to lube it up. After bleeding the air out of the hose I enjoyed a very nice insertion followed by the shock of the slow flow of ice water as the can full of ice cubes slowly melted.

The ways one can get cooled off and still feel good are many. This one does sound interesting. I'm not sure I would use it on my sub, but I'll try to remember it if I do get the chance.

I have the combination of good luck and real professional skill that I am able to earn enough money to take ALL my enemas in a building that is fully air conditioned in the summer and fully heated in the winter

I started a nice & maybe fruitful conversation yesterday with someone I would like doing enemas with, with the opening “good day for some ice water enemas”. She found it humorus & I found she was knowledgeable about enemas & willing to talk a little about them. You never know where an opening will take you.